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CDSmith · 04-08-2004, 07:59 PM

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/catfinger.gif">

I'd like you to meet my new attack cat Walter.

Walter is trained to drive large vehicles in rushhour freeway traffic.

He will steamroll right over your finger-waving sorry pathetic ass, break off your finger and shove it up your nose.

As you can imagine, I feed him only the best. Iams, pate, and of course smoked barracuda.

Have a nice day.

Thong Sniper · 04-08-2004, 08:01 PM

Spunky · 04-08-2004, 08:01 PM

Do you think Walter could teach my Oscar how to drive?

m00d · 04-08-2004, 08:04 PM

CDSmith · 04-08-2004, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper

You wanna lose all five fingers on that fucking hand just keep it up.

Walter isn't afraid of you.

KMR Stitch · 04-08-2004, 08:06 PM

Thats a small car..

dirtyone · 04-08-2004, 08:08 PM

Smarmy? I haven't heard that in a while.

CDSmith · 04-08-2004, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Thats a small car..

That's Walter's driving to work car. His 'work' vehicle looks more like this.....

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/dumptruck1.jpg">

The Other Sweetie · 04-08-2004, 08:11 PM

hehe Looks like me when I drive. Gotta watch that shit, though. I think I accidentally flipped the bird to a Philly cop in an unmarked car the other day. I'm hoping I won't find something in the mail soon. lol

CDSmith · 04-08-2004, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone
Smarmy? I haven't heard that in a while.

Yes, it's been one of my personal favorites for many many years now. I keep it for special occasions....

Quote:

Main Entry: smarmy
Pronunciation: 'smär-mE
Function: adjective
Etymology: smarm to gush, slobber
1 : revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness < a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction -- New Yorker >
2 : of low sleazy taste or quality < smarmy eroticism >
- smarm·i·ly /-m&-lE/ adverb
- smarm·i·ness /-mE-n&s/ noun

It has so many great applications on this board alone.

GirlV · 04-08-2004, 08:14 PM

Wheres Toonces when you need him.

NikkiNevada · 04-08-2004, 08:16 PM

How cute is that

CDSmith · 04-08-2004, 08:17 PM

This is what Walter looks like when he gets really fucking pissed....

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/wheresmycoffee.jpg">

Walter says 'bring it'.

axelcat · 04-08-2004, 08:19 PM

AmeliaG · 04-08-2004, 08:25 PM

I heart the finger CD, but I promise to treat a kitty right!

CDSmith · 04-08-2004, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AmeliaG
I heart the finger CD, but I promise to treat a kitty right!

Hey, you pet my kitty, I'll pet yours :D

brickbat · 04-08-2004, 08:59 PM

<center><b>Oh man that's the last time I taunt Walter..</b>

<img src="http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/budgie1011/extreme2/finger.jpg"></center>

AmeliaG · 04-09-2004, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Hey, you pet my kitty, I'll pet yours :D

Meow!

cayne · 04-09-2004, 05:34 AM

funny.

Kicker · 04-09-2004, 07:49 AM

LOLOLOLOLOL

Very funny

JulieZoo · 04-09-2004, 07:51 AM

That is hilarious! My first laugh of the day thanks to you!

myjah · 04-09-2004, 08:35 AM

we could use more pets like that in the world

JFK · 04-09-2004, 08:39 AM

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. just said, you have too much time on your hands, he hehehehe

Nanda · 04-09-2004, 08:42 AM

CDSmith · 04-09-2004, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
Mrs F.U.B.A.R. just said, you have too much time on your hands, he hehehehe

Careful now. Walter is in no mood today..... it's fucking snowing again here.

psyko514 · 04-09-2004, 08:53 AM

it's snowing in winnipeg?

that fucking sucks.

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