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Lucy · 04-21-2004, 10:07 AM

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to class next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period" reported Johnny.
"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period"? "Damned if I know,"said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a hear attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 04-21-2004, 10:07 AM

Manowar · 04-21-2004, 11:27 AM

nice one

HammerALL · 04-21-2004, 11:32 AM

Tala · 04-21-2004, 11:40 AM

ModelPerfect · 04-21-2004, 12:03 PM

(I want a smiley like Tala's )

jhauser · 04-21-2004, 12:14 PM

Good one

Lucy · 04-21-2004, 12:17 PM

and here's another one.

It is the last day of the school year and there is really not much to do. All the kids are restless because they are ready for the summer break. The teacher says, "The first person to correctly answear each question I ask may leave immediately."
Little Johnny thinks to himself, "Good. I wanna get outta here. I'm smart. I'll answear first." The teacher asks, "Who said, Four score and seven years ago? Before Johnny could answear Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln!" The teacher said, "That's right, Susie. You may leave." The teacher then inquires, "Who said, Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"? and before Johnny could speak Mary shouts, "John F.Kennedy!" That's right, Mary. You may leave." The teacher says. Johnny mumbles a little too loudly under his breath, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher heard and asked with shock, "Who said that?!"
"Bill Clinton", says Johnny," may I go now?"

insanesurfer · 04-21-2004, 12:23 PM

LOL both of them

Michaelious · 04-21-2004, 12:23 PM

lol very funny

reynold · 04-21-2004, 08:13 PM

Nice one!

pimplink · 04-21-2004, 11:33 PM

Second one is even better! Nice job!

HS-Trixxxia · 04-21-2004, 11:38 PM

Both very funny!!

runaway · 04-21-2004, 11:39 PM

Lol

Vitasoy · 04-21-2004, 11:45 PM

I needed that/

newsdude · 04-22-2004, 01:21 AM

Little Johnny is oh so bright!

Goose · 04-22-2004, 01:22 AM

KittyLix · 04-22-2004, 01:24 AM

tehehehe

johnbosh · 04-22-2004, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall

04-21-2004, 10:07 AM	#1
Lucy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,969	Little Johhny - joke The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to class next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period" reported Johnny. "Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period"? "Damned if I know,"said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a hear attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself." __________________ http://www.adultczechcontent.com ICQ: 288414057 email: [email protected]

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Lucy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,969	and here's another one. It is the last day of the school year and there is really not much to do. All the kids are restless because they are ready for the summer break. The teacher says, "The first person to correctly answear each question I ask may leave immediately." Little Johnny thinks to himself, "Good. I wanna get outta here. I'm smart. I'll answear first." The teacher asks, "Who said, Four score and seven years ago? Before Johnny could answear Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln!" The teacher said, "That's right, Susie. You may leave." The teacher then inquires, "Who said, Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"? and before Johnny could speak Mary shouts, "John F.Kennedy!" That's right, Mary. You may leave." The teacher says. Johnny mumbles a little too loudly under his breath, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher heard and asked with shock, "Who said that?!" "Bill Clinton", says Johnny," may I go now?" __________________ http://www.adultczechcontent.com ICQ: 288414057 email: [email protected]

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