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Old 04-21-2004, 05:10 PM   #1
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this is funny from usa today

I guess Kim komando is trying to be nice lol.


Q: Two adult sites have appeared in Internet Explorer without my knowledge. My wife is accusing me of looking at pornography and I haven't. Can you explain this so I don't lose my marriage?
A: You apparently are the victim of adware or spyware, hidden software the tracks your surfing habits and pops up Web advertising based the sites you have visited. The spyware might have surreptitiously installed itself when you downloaded a "free" program or clicked what you thought was the close box on a pop-up ad. There are two excellent programs that wipe out spyware: Ad-aware and Spybot Search and Destroy. Run them both
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:23 PM   #2
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heh, what is the big deal about people viewing porn websites?
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:25 PM   #3
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Step 1) Remove stick from wife's ass
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:26 PM   #4
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That's a unique Ref ID in your TCG banner Tony_404
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:27 PM   #5
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I never heard or experienced spyware or adware adding urls to internet explorer.
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:28 PM   #6
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I guess the wife doesn't believe that porn will actually add up spice to their married sex life!
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:38 PM   #7
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looks like the wife laid down the law on his internet viewing
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Old 04-21-2004, 06:42 PM   #8
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a good excuse for men all over America...they should save that answer
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Old 04-21-2004, 06:46 PM   #9
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his wife was probably afraid the guy would find the pics of her getting throatfucked ona MILF site...
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:08 AM   #10
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Maybe the wife got a secret hidden somewhere in the internet and is dreading the fact that his husband might come across it at one time!
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:11 AM   #11
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That's a unique Ref ID in your TCG banner Tony_404
hahaha n00bs
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:12 AM   #12
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exactly. She must be a real cold fish
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:29 AM   #13
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My wife is accusing me of looking at pornography and I haven't.
Can you explain this so I don't lose my marriage?
Put a key-logger on that bitch and let's see what's going on in her hotmail.
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:45 AM   #14
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How about locking up the wife somewhere else!??
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:56 AM   #15
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:56 AM   #16
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:57 AM   #17
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Put a key-logger on that bitch and let's see what's going on in her hotmail.
good idea
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