Bin Laden Offers Truce If Kerry Elected - GoFuckYourself.com

searching · 04-21-2004, 11:06 PM

(2004-04-16) -- An audiotape, purportedly from al Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden, offers to cease attacks on the United States, and her interests abroad, if Sen. John Forbes Kerry is elected president.

"I'm offering a truce to the United States," said the voice on the tape, which unnamed experts have confirmed is probably Mr. bin Laden. "Elect the junior Senator from Massachusetts and I will treat that as tantamount to an end to hostilities against al Qaeda and her sister organizations."

A spokesman for the Kerry presidential campaign said the truce offer "demonstrates that Mr. Kerry is the only candidate who can save America from the threat of terror."

The unnamed source speculated that Mr. bin Laden would prefer to deal with Mr. Kerry because "they are both intellectuals...you know, masterminds."

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RicardoB · 04-21-2004, 11:09 PM

Right! like that is a real option.

It's an original way to rig an election though

I wouldn't want to see Bush in power again, but this won't do anything but the oposite.

stev0 · 04-21-2004, 11:11 PM

haha, the user comments on that site are hillarious

HS-Trixxxia · 04-21-2004, 11:16 PM

Weren't the Bin Laden family living and running businesses in Boston?

pimplink · 04-21-2004, 11:22 PM

Campaign materials comes in all forms and sizes. And this one beats all!

Mr.Fiction · 04-21-2004, 11:38 PM

You realize the person who wrote that story is joking, right?

It's like an Onion.com story.

Here is the article he links to as the source:

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/16/in...pe/16tape.html

It says nothing about Kerry or Bush.

newsdude · 04-22-2004, 01:19 AM

Just imagine if the Americans will take that seriously! Think of your future!

johnbosh · 04-22-2004, 01:19 AM

lol thats too sick

Goose · 04-22-2004, 01:21 AM

might be faked to raise Kerry in popularity...

TurboTrucker · 04-22-2004, 01:26 AM

Yeah appeasement really works with people like Bin Laden. Brings to mind the movie Mars Attacks - "We are your friends. We come in peace"

kmanrox · 04-22-2004, 01:28 AM

you're not only someone's alterego, but you're a tool.

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searching So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Kickacoonalong Australia Posts: 207	Bin Laden Offers Truce If Kerry Elected (2004-04-16) -- An audiotape, purportedly from al Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden, offers to cease attacks on the United States, and her interests abroad, if Sen. John Forbes Kerry is elected president. "I'm offering a truce to the United States," said the voice on the tape, which unnamed experts have confirmed is probably Mr. bin Laden. "Elect the junior Senator from Massachusetts and I will treat that as tantamount to an end to hostilities against al Qaeda and her sister organizations." A spokesman for the Kerry presidential campaign said the truce offer "demonstrates that Mr. Kerry is the only candidate who can save America from the threat of terror." The unnamed source speculated that Mr. bin Laden would prefer to deal with Mr. Kerry because "they are both intellectuals...you know, masterminds." http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/001675.html

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