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DarkJedi · 04-30-2004, 08:56 AM

Chick is a goddamned nympho and wants it 3x a day! That's AFTER work!

What to do!!

SlickCash Sarah · 04-30-2004, 09:00 AM

I wouldnt complain about that for a second....Quite the contrary complaint for most men!

axelcat · 04-30-2004, 09:02 AM

just do it and enjoy it

ProfitPrograms · 04-30-2004, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Chick is a goddamned nympho and wants it 3x a day! That's AFTER work!

What to do!!

viagra or the host of others that are out now...

mpahlca · 04-30-2004, 09:04 AM

Yes you are, even if you get viagra, cyalis, and every other one of those she will still want more, no chance sorry dude!

Kard63 · 04-30-2004, 09:05 AM

As always, no adequate answer can be given unless you post some pics.

Firehorse · 04-30-2004, 09:05 AM

You are a lucky man!

DarkJedi · 04-30-2004, 09:06 AM

She's not some trailer slut, either. She's a fucking PETROLEUM ENGINEER. My dick feels like a salisbury steak.

=^..^= · 04-30-2004, 09:06 AM

tell her you have a headache

James White · 04-30-2004, 09:06 AM

Hourly viagra dosage!

LadyMischief · 04-30-2004, 09:07 AM

Buy her a sybian.

The Heron · 04-30-2004, 09:08 AM

Hire me as a stunt cock for when you need a break!

yuvalus · 04-30-2004, 09:08 AM

two things:
a. congrats man! this is everyman wish!
b. buy some viagra

zzgundamnzz · 04-30-2004, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Buy her a sybian.

Buy her a sybian complete with all the accessories. Or a Male Real Doll with gyrating hips

DarkJedi · 04-30-2004, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
tell her you have a headache

LOL

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 04-30-2004, 09:10 AM

get the fuck off the computer and fuck her for chirsts sake...If my man sat on the computer on GFY instead of giving me sex.. the computer would get a sledge hammer.

sean416 · 04-30-2004, 09:11 AM

I'm in the same situation dude... never thought I'd be telling a woman "I have a head ache" or "im really tired" sometimes it gets to the point where I wish she was cheating on me on a physical level lol.

alexg · 04-30-2004, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
tell her you have a headache

okny · 04-30-2004, 09:13 AM

Hey if you can't give it to her 3x times a day, somebody else will

hydro · 04-30-2004, 09:15 AM

give her oral, that you can do laying down. Or get a vibrating dildo and then keep 1 hand on the keyboard

dropped9 · 04-30-2004, 09:20 AM

Invest in some toys....

strobi · 04-30-2004, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Chick is a goddamned nympho and wants it 3x a day! That's AFTER work!

What to do!!

beware.. 3 times a day grows old very soon.

Believe me. Most people dream of 3 times sex/day nut it's not that amazing after a few years...

JamesK · 04-30-2004, 09:25 AM

Sell her

DR_PHIL · 04-30-2004, 09:28 AM

yep..dont even complain

Praguer · 04-30-2004, 10:04 AM

Fuck her the first time, give her a nice lick the second and so on...

She will appreciate it

lesbodojo · 04-30-2004, 10:17 AM

You're lucky. Stop complianing and try to keep up with your girly.

StacyCat · 04-30-2004, 10:17 AM

Ya know, I think this problem is more common than most think.

I want sex much more than my boyfriend. Its the girls choice if she wants to stay with you besides not getting the sex that she wants, or if the relationship is worth ruining to get more sex.

Im in the last category, but i still want to get it 5 times a week (I actually want it a lot more, but he wont give it to me.) If the frequency drops to an unmanigable level, we might have to talk.

so, talk with her, say how often you want it, see if you can compromise.

WPProphet · 04-30-2004, 10:22 AM

Start asking for bjs 3 times a day! Ask at really bad times too, like when she's getting ready for work or about to eat, or really has to do something. When she says she cant say ok and be understanding. Now you have ammo to do the same to her. And get some fun toys.

Katlicious72 · 04-30-2004, 10:22 AM

Maybe she has a new man

Phoenix · 04-30-2004, 10:28 AM

haha...buckle up their little camper..and get in there and do her proud

wannabee · 04-30-2004, 10:31 AM

least your getting it

loverboy · 04-30-2004, 10:32 AM

good for you.. i would try using Viagra

Brat · 04-30-2004, 10:34 AM

i want it a LOT too.. occasionally he turns it down. I'm not happy at ALL when that happens.

hydro · 04-30-2004, 10:35 AM

its not fair, girls just have to sit there and take it

Sony · 04-30-2004, 10:39 AM

Here is the way to go

Col!n · 04-30-2004, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard
Sell her

GigaXXX · 04-30-2004, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katlicious72
Maybe she has a new man

Too so it seems to me...

Jer · 04-30-2004, 10:58 AM

Fuck her once and lick her twice.

johndoebob · 04-30-2004, 11:05 AM

3x over the day is normal but after work would be a problem buy her some toys and fuck her once

DreamCumTrue · 04-30-2004, 11:06 AM

Yep. She's gonna start bangin someone else if you don't do the job.

misty · 04-30-2004, 11:07 AM

I have the same problem. My bf is not really into penetration, so I always have to beg for it. And because he KNOWS that everyday god makes I'll ask him sex, he says there is no suprise, its routine...

Paul Waters · 04-30-2004, 11:25 AM

By a Sybian

foe · 04-30-2004, 11:26 AM

bring me in

SS396chevelleSS · 04-30-2004, 11:36 AM

pics?

04-30-2004, 08:56 AM	#1
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StacyCat Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,167	Ya know, I think this problem is more common than most think. I want sex much more than my boyfriend. Its the girls choice if she wants to stay with you besides not getting the sex that she wants, or if the relationship is worth ruining to get more sex. Im in the last category, but i still want to get it 5 times a week (I actually want it a lot more, but he wont give it to me.) If the frequency drops to an unmanigable level, we might have to talk. so, talk with her, say how often you want it, see if you can compromise.

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misty Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Montreal, qc Posts: 187	I have the same problem. My bf is not really into penetration, so I always have to beg for it. And because he KNOWS that everyday god makes I'll ask him sex, he says there is no suprise, its routine... __________________

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