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SteveLightspeed · 05-17-2004, 08:18 PM

I'd like to find someone who will recruit hot new 18 year old girls that are willing to model nude, then pay her and take her pictures, then update her website regularly and host it on a super reliable, ultrafast server. Also, they'll need to buy lots of extra picture and video content so I won't lose a paying membership too soon.

I'd also like them to cover all the legal expenses, processing costs, and pay the visa registration fees.

I'd like them to provide hosted galleries, full page ads, banners, and maybe even agree to pay my hosting bill.

I'd like them to throw huge parties where I can drink myself silly, while I oggle their hot girls and generally make an ass of myself. I'm gonna need a rug to put out my cigarette on.

I want them to do all that for no more than 40% of the net revenue that her site generates, and I might even ask them to prepay me even if I can't get her site to convert.

Any takers?

Wait, thats WHAT I DO!

Why do I suddenly feel so stupid?

Steve Lightspeed

sweetums · 05-17-2004, 08:21 PM

I always knew you had a little masochist in you...

Freak...hehehee

Digipimp · 05-17-2004, 08:22 PM

how many megabits on the server and can i use someone other than ccbill?

Abyss_Vee · 05-17-2004, 08:22 PM

SteveLightspeed · 05-17-2004, 08:25 PM

Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that I'm going to accuse you of shaving and cheating if I can't convert any traffic at 1:500 or better. If you are a day late on my payment, I will publicly crucify you. And I'm gonna need a constant supply of new sites from you, I get tired of looking at one after a couple weeks.

69pornlinks · 05-17-2004, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I'd like to find someone who will recruit hot new 18 year old girls that are willing to model nude, then pay her and take her pictures, then update her website regularly and host it on a super reliable, ultrafast server. Also, they'll need to buy lots of extra picture and video content so I won't lose a paying membership too soon.

on;y after this paragraph did i get the joke,

Pipecrew · 05-17-2004, 08:27 PM

You only get 40% of the single girl model sites? damnn

Can i get jordan capri's phone number, I think she can support me.

sweetums · 05-17-2004, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that I'm going to accuse you of shaving and cheating if I can't convert any traffic at 1:500 or better. If you are a day late on my payment, I will publicly crucify you. And I'm gonna need a constant supply of new sites from you, I get tired of looking at one after a couple weeks.

What are you doing posting? Get to work....now!!! More sites....more sites....more sites.....hehehehe

And you better make sure that all the models are as hot as Jordan or there's gonna be hell to pay

Theo · 05-17-2004, 08:30 PM

lol awesome post

Spunky · 05-17-2004, 08:30 PM

You do a damn fine job doing it, keep it up

Oracle Porn · 05-17-2004, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
You only get 40% of the single girl model sites? damnn

Can i get jordan capri's phone number, I think she can support me.

lol no shit....

SteveLightspeed · 05-17-2004, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
You only get 40% of the single girl model sites? damnn

Can i get jordan capri's phone number, I think she can support me.

No, 40% is what I get to pay all the expenses with, since the affiliates get 60% off the top...

Pipecrew · 05-17-2004, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
No, 40% is what I get to pay all the expenses with, since the affiliates get 60% off the top...

Ok cool, can i get her number anyways? we both have the same name, hell of an ice breaker i swear!

Jive · 05-17-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that I'm going to accuse you of shaving and cheating if I can't convert any traffic at 1:500 or better. If you are a day late on my payment, I will publicly crucify you. And I'm gonna need a constant supply of new sites from you, I get tired of looking at one after a couple weeks.

that sounds good.. something i'd demand?

EviLGuY · 05-17-2004, 08:37 PM

Doesn't sound like quite as good a deal when you put it like that.

Keep doing what you are doing.. Lightspeed rocks.

Brujah · 05-17-2004, 08:38 PM

Oh please. If it doesn't benefit you then don't do it. Kwitcherbitchin. Do like most of the other ccbill site owners that only pay 50%!

Jive · 05-17-2004, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
how many megabits on the server and can i use someone other than ccbill?

ya those dam shave buttons on ccbill and ibill need to go!

it gives to many chances for revshares/paysite owners and anyone using them to take advantage of the webmasters this is what I have seen..

theses and alot of other processors need to clean there act up
seeing the sponsors are using this shave burn feature..
I say get rid of it play straight!. .dam it..

Oracle Porn · 05-17-2004, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
No, 40% is what I get to pay all the expenses with, since the affiliates get 60% off the top...

poor one...
how about upsells, xsales, typins etc etc....
p.s. - also %10 on fees

Jive · 05-17-2004, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
poor one...
how about upsells, xsales, typins etc etc....

it's all in the proccessing.. it doesn't matter how good your traffic is..when sending to a sponsor if there using Ibill/ccbill i'm not sure about jettis..?..

SteveLightspeed · 05-17-2004, 08:47 PM

And you better not take a day off, if I try to icq you and you are not there within a few minutes, I'm dropping my links! And no matter how many sales I send, I expect you to drop everything and talk to me as long as I want.

I'll need lots of advice and support, you don't mind do you?

Brujah · 05-17-2004, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
And you better not take a day off, if I try to icq you and you are not there within a few minutes, I'm dropping my links! And no matter how many sales I send, I expect you to drop everything and talk to me as long as I want.

I'll need lots of advice and support, you don't mind do you?

I guess you want reward points and christmas cards too. What a mooch.

Pornwolf · 05-17-2004, 08:50 PM

Nice post!

SteveLightspeed · 05-17-2004, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
I guess you want reward points and christmas cards too. What a mooch.

Yes I do, and I'll need a non-expiring password to your sites too, for "educational" purposes

WiredGuy · 05-17-2004, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
And you better not take a day off, if I try to icq you and you are not there within a few minutes, I'm dropping my links! And no matter how many sales I send, I expect you to drop everything and talk to me as long as I want.

I'll need lots of advice and support, you don't mind do you?

There we go, back to work! 24 hour support baby!!
WG

Sly_RJ · 05-17-2004, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Ok cool, can i get her number anyways? we both have the same name, hell of an ice breaker i swear!

psyko514 · 05-17-2004, 08:53 PM

Awesome thread

Jive · 05-17-2004, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
And you better not take a day off, if I try to icq you and you are not there within a few minutes, I'm dropping my links! And no matter how many sales I send, I expect you to drop everything and talk to me as long as I want.

I'll need lots of advice and support, you don't mind do you?

don't forget the free tshirts and club jackets along with that 24/7 support. huh..

http://dollarmachine.com
http://python.com
sent me a club coat but it had plastic sleeves and then they started shaving me so I pulled my links and burned there jacket.. should I box it up and send them the ashes? seeing there scumbags now they use to pay now there in the shave business..

wheres the good long term paying programs that aren't out to fuck you around? I found a few but need more sponsors!

post your program..

SteveLightspeed · 05-17-2004, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
don't forget the free tshirts and club jackets along with that 24/7 support. huh..

http://dollarmachine.com
http://python.com
sent me a club coat but it had plastic sleeves and then they started shaving me so I pulled my links and burned there jacket.. should I box it up and send them the ashes? seeing there scumbags now they use to pay now there in the shave business..

wheres the good long term paying programs that aren't out to fuck you around? I found a few but need more sponsors!

post your program..

No, I'm gonna need a cool baseball jersey customized with my name and favorite number on the back... And no matter what you do for me, I might just decide to try someone else's program for a while, cuz you are probably making too much money anyway on typeins and upsells... And if you get someone else pushing your sites, I'm going to drop you completely, because then you'll be "over saturated"

Rick Latona · 05-17-2004, 09:02 PM

I get to earn 40% of your traffic plus 4000 other webmaster's traffic right?

Ok, I'll take that deal.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-17-2004, 09:02 PM

Go ahead you at least deserve some cookies

emmanuelle · 05-17-2004, 09:03 PM

hahahahaha- funniest thread I've seen here in a long time

Jive · 05-17-2004, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
No, I'm gonna need a cool baseball jersey customized with my name and favorite number on the back...

it actually looked kinda ugly with the green and gold money emblem on the front corner and the material felt like a blanket forn the army you know the old grey wool ones on the neck tag it said it was some event coat.. this is what I got from them after I reach $56K usd in sales then I was capped and they slapped on the shave real hard after that.. morons .
sure they made probably 4-5 times the earnings but to just fuck me over like that after all those years from sending good traffic to leasing content for 3 years then they fuck me over..

this is why there bullshit.. period!
now how was your day today?

NatNetMatt · 05-17-2004, 09:07 PM

Of course we expect our sponsors to provide us with free hosted galleries as well as free NatNet Bandwidth!!

Lots and lots of NatNet Bandwidth, right Rick?? Steve, I think you should do that too-what a swell idea!!

NatNetMatt · 05-17-2004, 09:08 PM

Of course we expect our sponsors to provide us with free hosted galleries as well as free NatNet Bandwidth for all their needs!!

Lots and lots of NatNet Bandwidth!!

SteveLightspeed · 05-17-2004, 09:08 PM

Oh yeah, and you are gonna need lots of sites, and I want to be paid on sales to all of them from your exits.

Better yet, I'll require no-console linking codes, cuz I hate popups. But don't even think about paying me less for my joins.

And I want to lump you in with all the scammers and scumballs that have ever made money on the net. I don't care if you are honest, I have to blame someone for a bad week, and its gonna be you.

Jive · 05-17-2004, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Oh yeah, and you are gonna need lots of sites, and I want to be paid on sales to all of them from your exits.

Better yet, I'll require no-console linking codes, cuz I hate popups. But don't even think about paying me less for my joins.

And I want to lump you in with all the scammers and scumballs that have ever made money on the net. I don't care if you are honest, I have to blame someone for a bad week, and its gonna be you.

As long as you play fair then you get some of my traffic long term.. when you shave me to hard then I bolt? keeping long term webmasters is after all the idea isn't?

Phoenix · 05-17-2004, 09:14 PM

Steve,

you have always gone above and beyond at any gathering big or small. I think it is not always appreciated, but i for one have always really appreciated finding kindred souls around the lightspeed rooms.

The recognition you get surely nets you many webmaster signups as well. I am sure you are on everyones list of sponsors to use regularly.

will have to check out your PPS soon

WiredGuy · 05-17-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Better yet, I'll require no-console linking codes, cuz I hate popups. But don't even think about paying me less for my joins.

it's like your talking right to me

WG

SleazyDream · 05-17-2004, 09:22 PM

steve needs a hug

NatNetMatt · 05-17-2004, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
Steve,

you have always gone above and beyond at any gathering big or small. I think it is not always appreciated, but i for one have always really appreciated finding kindred souls around the lightspeed rooms.

The recognition you get surely nets you many webmaster signups as well. I am sure you are on everyones list of sponsors to use regularly.

will have to check out your PPS soon

You hit the nail on the head. Steve has always bent over backwards for the webmasters. Though we all like to kid around, Steve is without a doubt, one of the good guys...

Matt

SteveLightspeed · 05-17-2004, 09:30 PM

Oh yeah, and for your 40%, I want to be able to break my promises anytime, I really don't want you to be able to rely on me. I'll send you traffic when I fucking feel like it.

But if you break one of YOUR promises to me, I'll drop you and move on.

Pornwolf · 05-17-2004, 09:36 PM

I don't think he's kidding today.

Jive · 05-17-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
it's like your talking right to me
WG

it's like talking to your best friend?

Jive · 05-17-2004, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I don't think he's kidding today.

it's like the smell of hot buttered popcorn you bought me at the movies alittle piece of heaven and a big tweak on the cheek hmmm.

WiredGuy · 05-17-2004, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
it's like talking to your best friend?

huh?

Brujah · 05-17-2004, 10:06 PM

I have NEVER promoted Lightspeed before.. ever..

but I'm going to now, because this fucker is hilarious.

Rico · 05-17-2004, 10:09 PM

Monique Niccole · 05-17-2004, 10:15 PM

Can you also provide free content, hosting, eat all chargebacks (even MY chargebacks from the cards I ran through), and pay me on 4 deep exit console sales and traffic that I MAY have sent 4 weeks ago?

I <i>thought</i> about putting up some Jordan Capri links a few weeks ago but never got around to it...can you pay me anyway?

I really don't want to do anything but lay in bed and have you send me a check...can you hook me up Steve?

I'll be expecting that check.

Thanks...smooches

SteveLightspeed · 05-17-2004, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete
Can you also provide free content, hosting, eat all chargebacks (even MY chargebacks from the cards I ran through), and pay me on 4 deep exit console sales and traffic that I MAY have sent 4 weeks ago?

I <i>thought</i> about putting up some Jordan Capri links a few weeks ago but never got around to it...can you pay me anyway?

I really don't want to do anything but lay in bed and have you send me a check...can you hook me up Steve?

I'll be expecting that check.

Thanks...smooches

You want a check? Isn't it a pain to have to take it to your bank? Wouldn't it be better if I just sent you a wire? Of course, I don't expect you to pay the wire fees, I'll eat those too.

Maybe later I can come over and wash your car and mow your lawn?

SleazyDream · 05-17-2004, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
You want a check? Isn't it a pain to have to take it to your bank? Wouldn't it be better if I just sent you a wire? Of course, I don't expect you to pay the wire fees, I'll eat those too.

Maybe later I can come over and wash your car and mow your lawn?

i'm not that much of an asshole - i'd let you use my RIDING mower to cut my grass!!!!!!!!

05-17-2004, 08:18 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Earn 40% !!! I'd like to find someone who will recruit hot new 18 year old girls that are willing to model nude, then pay her and take her pictures, then update her website regularly and host it on a super reliable, ultrafast server. Also, they'll need to buy lots of extra picture and video content so I won't lose a paying membership too soon. I'd also like them to cover all the legal expenses, processing costs, and pay the visa registration fees. I'd like them to provide hosted galleries, full page ads, banners, and maybe even agree to pay my hosting bill. I'd like them to throw huge parties where I can drink myself silly, while I oggle their hot girls and generally make an ass of myself. I'm gonna need a rug to put out my cigarette on. I want them to do all that for no more than 40% of the net revenue that her site generates, and I might even ask them to prepay me even if I can't get her site to convert. Any takers? Wait, thats WHAT I DO! Why do I suddenly feel so stupid? Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 05-17-2004 at 08:21 PM..

05-17-2004, 08:22 PM	#3
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05-17-2004, 08:25 PM	#5
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that I'm going to accuse you of shaving and cheating if I can't convert any traffic at 1:500 or better. If you are a day late on my payment, I will publicly crucify you. And I'm gonna need a constant supply of new sites from you, I get tired of looking at one after a couple weeks. __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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05-17-2004, 08:38 PM	#16
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	Oh please. If it doesn't benefit you then don't do it. Kwitcherbitchin. Do like most of the other ccbill site owners that only pay 50%! __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

05-17-2004, 08:21 PM	#2
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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,885	You only get 40% of the single girl model sites? damnn Can i get jordan capri's phone number, I think she can support me.

05-17-2004, 08:30 PM	#9
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	lol awesome post

05-17-2004, 08:37 PM	#15
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Doesn't sound like quite as good a deal when you put it like that. Keep doing what you are doing.. Lightspeed rocks.

05-17-2004, 08:47 PM	#20
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	And you better not take a day off, if I try to icq you and you are not there within a few minutes, I'm dropping my links! And no matter how many sales I send, I expect you to drop everything and talk to me as long as I want. I'll need lots of advice and support, you don't mind do you? __________________ Abra-cadabra!

05-17-2004, 08:50 PM	#22
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05-17-2004, 09:02 PM	#29
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05-17-2004, 09:03 PM	#31
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05-17-2004, 09:07 PM	#33
NatNetMatt Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: ATL Posts: 55	Of course we expect our sponsors to provide us with free hosted galleries as well as free NatNet Bandwidth!! Lots and lots of NatNet Bandwidth, right Rick?? Steve, I think you should do that too-what a swell idea!! __________________

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05-17-2004, 09:14 PM	#37
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,457	Steve, you have always gone above and beyond at any gathering big or small. I think it is not always appreciated, but i for one have always really appreciated finding kindred souls around the lightspeed rooms. The recognition you get surely nets you many webmaster signups as well. I am sure you are on everyones list of sponsors to use regularly. will have to check out your PPS soon __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

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05-17-2004, 09:30 PM	#41
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Oh yeah, and for your 40%, I want to be able to break my promises anytime, I really don't want you to be able to rely on me. I'll send you traffic when I fucking feel like it. But if you break one of YOUR promises to me, I'll drop you and move on. __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 05-17-2004 at 09:31 PM..

05-17-2004, 09:36 PM	#42
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05-17-2004, 10:06 PM	#46
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05-17-2004, 10:15 PM	#48
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Can you also provide free content, hosting, eat all chargebacks (even MY chargebacks from the cards I ran through), and pay me on 4 deep exit console sales and traffic that I MAY have sent 4 weeks ago? I <i>thought</i> about putting up some Jordan Capri links a few weeks ago but never got around to it...can you pay me anyway? I really don't want to do anything but lay in bed and have you send me a check...can you hook me up Steve? I'll be expecting that check. Thanks...smooches