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Thomas1007 · 05-21-2004, 04:44 PM

I gotta get me a pool like that

EviLGuY · 05-21-2004, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yo Adrian

Lol.. memories of my childhood just came racing back.

maxdaname · 05-21-2004, 06:32 PM

[chorus - Petey Pablo]
Can you be rich and be ghetto? (yes)
And just cause you're poor do that mean that you're ghetto? (no)
So people don't understand what means to be ghetto
And if you gonna ask them you wind up with no

[Sticky Fingaz (Petey Pablo)]
Meaning of ghetto
It's just the things we do sometimes
Like hanging your clothes on the oven to dry
But yo're late, you gotta goand they ain't ready yet
(Put 'em on anyway and rock them halfway wet)
First you wear then return
Everything you buy, always lookin for a discount til the day you die
You got three kids, about three different guys
(No one can't tell it, that's wrong what you did)
Put salt on your food
Before you even taste i, give it doggy bag
Shit, it's ghetto, it ain't wasted
You know you ghetto, no, you know you're grinded
(Well rub your dirty pants til these fuckers get shiny)

[chorus 2x]

[Sticky Fingaz (Petey Pablo)]
It's not a place, it don't matter what colour you are
You can be white as chalk or as black as tar
And it really don't matter how much money you have
(You can live on fifth ave. and be ghetto fab)
You know you're ghetto when your soap is the size of check list
Run into the kitchen for dishwashin liquid
The water's cold cause they shut off all your power
(You know you're ghetto if you pee in the shower)
No toilet paper, somebody used the last you had
No problem, just get a Daily News and a paperbag
Falter it up and pumble to make it softer for your ass
(And when you flush, thetoilet always gets popped up)
And if you got the money, the landlord never gets it
We never pay the rent, yo we almost got evicted
This shitis funny or offendin you
(Chances are, it's because you're ghetto too)

[chorus 2x]

Can you be rich and be ghetto (3x)
And if you gonna ask them you wind up with no

East Coast is the ghetto
West Coast is the ghetto
South Side is the ghetto
Everywhere is the ghetto

reynold · 05-21-2004, 06:43 PM

Just havin fun!

PrivateIvy · 05-21-2004, 06:59 PM

most original pics I've seen in a while

Ivy

ModelPerfect · 05-21-2004, 07:02 PM

Saint Nick · 05-21-2004, 07:42 PM

The seaseme street pic is KILLER!

Katlicious72 · 05-21-2004, 08:13 PM

Ghetto Life by Rick James Bitch!

When I was a young boy
Growing up in the ghetto
Hanging out on corners
Singin' with the fellas
Lookin' for the cute chicks
Trying to find a bit of fun
Looking for some trouble
Or anyone who'll give me some

I was young and crazy
In the ghetto
Didn't know what my life would be
In the ghetto
I was dumb and oh so lazy
In the ghetto
Something had a spell on me
In the ghetto

You wanna know what I'm talkin' bout?
Talkin' 'bout ghetto life
Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiife
You wanna know what I'm singin' 'bout?
Talkin' 'bout ghetto life
Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiife

When I was a young man
Kind of free and fancy
Met this little cute girl
She said her name was Nancy
She had pigtails to her shoulders
She couldn't have been much older
She taught me what I had to know
To make a girl not want to go

She was very kinky
In the ghetto
She laid her pigtails down on me
In the ghetto
And I was feeling oh so sneaky
In the ghetto
I had to see what love could be
In the ghetto

I knew it all along
That my game was strong
But I was wrong that time
I knew I had to pray
And give myself away
Did you think I was man enough?
Yeah
Did you think I was smart enough?
Yeah
Did you think I was strong enough?
Yeah
Did you think I'd work it out?

The Ghetto Life

Sing it to ya, hit it baby baby
Talkin 'bout ghetto life
You got to get on over
Talkin 'bout ghetto life

When I was a young boy
Tenements, slums and corner bums
Playing tag with winos
The only way to have some fun
One thing 'bout the ghetto
You don't have to hurry
It'll be there tommorow
So brother don't you worry

Ghetto Life
Talking 'bout ghetto life
Talking 'bout Ghettoo Liiiiiiiiife
Ghetto Life, baby
Talkin' 'bout ghetto life

Life

Life
Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(Talkin' 'bout ghetto life)iiioooooo la la la la life
Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto
People we got to get over
Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto
Talkin' 'bout the life
Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto
Life

Where's the place we funk?
Ghetto Land that's the place we funk
The place we like to funk
Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk
Say where the place we funk
Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk
The place we like to funk
Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk
Ho!
The place we like to funk

Ghetto Land, we like to funk
Where the place, we like to funk

Ghetto Land, that's the place
Where we funk from day to day
Ghetto Land Ghetto Land

HAPPYPEEKERS · 05-21-2004, 08:14 PM

Hillarious!!

Oncle_Benny · 05-21-2004, 08:15 PM

LoriAnderson · 05-21-2004, 08:20 PM

thats hilarious

pure energy · 05-22-2004, 01:32 AM

That's life!

pimplink · 05-22-2004, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by koreanbbque
Yo Adrian only knows what the ghetto is because those are his neighbors.

The third pic down shows the guy who's dick he sucks for crack! LOL

pimplink · 05-22-2004, 02:06 AM

Talking bout the ghetto...funky funky ghetto
Trying to survive, trying to stay alive

Chorus:

The ghetto
The ghetto
(Talking bout the ghetto)
The ghetto
The ghetto
(Funk funky ghetto)

Even though the streets are bumpy, lights burned out
Dope fiends die with a pipe in their mouths
Old school buddies not doing it right
Every day it's the same
And it's the same every night
I wouldn't shoot you bro but I'd shoot that fool
If he played me close and tried to test my cool
Every day I wonder just how I'll die
Only thing I know is how to survive
There's only one rule in the real world
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
Might deal me some dope but then crime don't pay
Black man tried to break into my house again
Thought he got off early doing time in the pen
Even though my brothers do me just like that
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the...

Chorus

So just peep the game and don't call it crap
Cause to me, life is one hard rap
Even though my sister smoked crack cocaine
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
600 million on a footbal team
And her baby dies just like a dope fiend
The story I tell is so incomplete
Five kids in the house and no food to eat
Don't look at me and don't ask me why
Mama's next door getting high
Even though she's got five mouths to feed
She's rather spend her money on a H-I-T
I always tell the truth about things like this
I wonder if the mayor overlooked that list
Instead of adding to the task force send some help

Waiting on him I'd better help myself
Housing Authority and the O.P.D.
All these guns just to handle me in the...

Chorus

Even though they put us down and call us animals
We make real big banks and buy brand new clothes
Drive fancy cars, make love to stars
Never really saying just who we are
We use alias names like TOO $HORT
Sell you stuff you might kill for
Young kids grow up and that's all they know
Didn't teach him in school now he's slangin dope
Only thing he knows is how to survive
But will he kill another brother before he dies?
In the ghetto, you keep one eye open
All day long, just hoping and hoping
You can pay your bills and not drink too much
Then the problems of life you'll be throwing up
Like me, but you don't see
Ten years from now, where will you be?

Chorus

So much game in a Too $hort rap
Blacks can't be white and whites can't be black
Why you wanna act like someone else?
All you gotta do is just be yourself
We're all the same color underneath
Short Dog's in the house you'd better listen to me
Never be ashamed of what you are
Proud to be black stand tall at heart
Even though some people give you no respect
Be intelligent, when you put em in check
Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
And when they throw you in jail you got nothing to say
So if you don't listen it's not my fault
I'll be getting paid while you'll be paying the cost
Sitting in the jailhouse running your mouth
While me and my peoples try to get out

Chorus

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maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	[chorus - Petey Pablo] Can you be rich and be ghetto? (yes) And just cause you're poor do that mean that you're ghetto? (no) So people don't understand what means to be ghetto And if you gonna ask them you wind up with no [Sticky Fingaz (Petey Pablo)] Meaning of ghetto It's just the things we do sometimes Like hanging your clothes on the oven to dry But yo're late, you gotta goand they ain't ready yet (Put 'em on anyway and rock them halfway wet) First you wear then return Everything you buy, always lookin for a discount til the day you die You got three kids, about three different guys (No one can't tell it, that's wrong what you did) Put salt on your food Before you even taste i, give it doggy bag Shit, it's ghetto, it ain't wasted You know you ghetto, no, you know you're grinded (Well rub your dirty pants til these fuckers get shiny) [chorus 2x] [Sticky Fingaz (Petey Pablo)] It's not a place, it don't matter what colour you are You can be white as chalk or as black as tar And it really don't matter how much money you have (You can live on fifth ave. and be ghetto fab) You know you're ghetto when your soap is the size of check list Run into the kitchen for dishwashin liquid The water's cold cause they shut off all your power (You know you're ghetto if you pee in the shower) No toilet paper, somebody used the last you had No problem, just get a Daily News and a paperbag Falter it up and pumble to make it softer for your ass (And when you flush, thetoilet always gets popped up) And if you got the money, the landlord never gets it We never pay the rent, yo we almost got evicted This shitis funny or offendin you (Chances are, it's because you're ghetto too) [chorus 2x] Can you be rich and be ghetto (3x) And if you gonna ask them you wind up with no East Coast is the ghetto West Coast is the ghetto South Side is the ghetto Everywhere is the ghetto Last edited by maxdaname; 05-21-2004 at 06:34 PM..

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Katlicious72 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Californicating in San Diego Posts: 1,665	Ghetto Life by Rick James Bitch! When I was a young boy Growing up in the ghetto Hanging out on corners Singin' with the fellas Lookin' for the cute chicks Trying to find a bit of fun Looking for some trouble Or anyone who'll give me some I was young and crazy In the ghetto Didn't know what my life would be In the ghetto I was dumb and oh so lazy In the ghetto Something had a spell on me In the ghetto You wanna know what I'm talkin' bout? Talkin' 'bout ghetto life Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiife You wanna know what I'm singin' 'bout? Talkin' 'bout ghetto life Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiife When I was a young man Kind of free and fancy Met this little cute girl She said her name was Nancy She had pigtails to her shoulders She couldn't have been much older She taught me what I had to know To make a girl not want to go She was very kinky In the ghetto She laid her pigtails down on me In the ghetto And I was feeling oh so sneaky In the ghetto I had to see what love could be In the ghetto I knew it all along That my game was strong But I was wrong that time I knew I had to pray And give myself away Did you think I was man enough? Yeah Did you think I was smart enough? Yeah Did you think I was strong enough? Yeah Did you think I'd work it out? The Ghetto Life Sing it to ya, hit it baby baby Talkin 'bout ghetto life You got to get on over Talkin 'bout ghetto life When I was a young boy Tenements, slums and corner bums Playing tag with winos The only way to have some fun One thing 'bout the ghetto You don't have to hurry It'll be there tommorow So brother don't you worry Ghetto Life Talking 'bout ghetto life Talking 'bout Ghettoo Liiiiiiiiife Ghetto Life, baby Talkin' 'bout ghetto life Life Life Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(Talkin' 'bout ghetto life)iiioooooo la la la la life Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto People we got to get over Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto Talkin' 'bout the life Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto Life Where's the place we funk? Ghetto Land that's the place we funk The place we like to funk Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk Say where the place we funk Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk The place we like to funk Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk Ho! The place we like to funk Ghetto Land, we like to funk Where the place, we like to funk Ghetto Land, that's the place Where we funk from day to day Ghetto Land Ghetto Land __________________ Fetish Preview....Coming Soon! ICQ# 308-229-815 Last edited by Katlicious72; 05-21-2004 at 08:14 PM..

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pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	Talking bout the ghetto...funky funky ghetto Trying to survive, trying to stay alive Chorus: The ghetto The ghetto (Talking bout the ghetto) The ghetto The ghetto (Funk funky ghetto) Even though the streets are bumpy, lights burned out Dope fiends die with a pipe in their mouths Old school buddies not doing it right Every day it's the same And it's the same every night I wouldn't shoot you bro but I'd shoot that fool If he played me close and tried to test my cool Every day I wonder just how I'll die Only thing I know is how to survive There's only one rule in the real world And that's to take care of you, only you and yours Keep dealing with the hard times day after day Might deal me some dope but then crime don't pay Black man tried to break into my house again Thought he got off early doing time in the pen Even though my brothers do me just like that I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the... Chorus So just peep the game and don't call it crap Cause to me, life is one hard rap Even though my sister smoked crack cocaine She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed 600 million on a footbal team And her baby dies just like a dope fiend The story I tell is so incomplete Five kids in the house and no food to eat Don't look at me and don't ask me why Mama's next door getting high Even though she's got five mouths to feed She's rather spend her money on a H-I-T I always tell the truth about things like this I wonder if the mayor overlooked that list Instead of adding to the task force send some help Waiting on him I'd better help myself Housing Authority and the O.P.D. All these guns just to handle me in the... Chorus Even though they put us down and call us animals We make real big banks and buy brand new clothes Drive fancy cars, make love to stars Never really saying just who we are We use alias names like TOO $HORT Sell you stuff you might kill for Young kids grow up and that's all they know Didn't teach him in school now he's slangin dope Only thing he knows is how to survive But will he kill another brother before he dies? In the ghetto, you keep one eye open All day long, just hoping and hoping You can pay your bills and not drink too much Then the problems of life you'll be throwing up Like me, but you don't see Ten years from now, where will you be? Chorus So much game in a Too $hort rap Blacks can't be white and whites can't be black Why you wanna act like someone else? All you gotta do is just be yourself We're all the same color underneath Short Dog's in the house you'd better listen to me Never be ashamed of what you are Proud to be black stand tall at heart Even though some people give you no respect Be intelligent, when you put em in check Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way And when they throw you in jail you got nothing to say So if you don't listen it's not my fault I'll be getting paid while you'll be paying the cost Sitting in the jailhouse running your mouth While me and my peoples try to get out Chorus __________________ Need Mainstream Content and SEO? SEO * Website Copy * Blogs Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles 100% Guaranteed Content!