What Would YOU Do If Your Cock And Balls Looked Like This? (Pic) - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

bluff · 05-31-2004, 02:08 PM

Holy god, this guy should visit an urologist. This could also be a symptom of a vascular disorder.

05-31-2004, 02:59 PM

Rob · 05-31-2004, 03:37 PM

Things are really looking up in this guy's porn career!

EZRhino · 05-31-2004, 04:09 PM

Fuck did his dick lose a fight with a curling iron. god damn he needs to see a doctor for that before the next girl laughs him out of the room

Trixie · 05-31-2004, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
would be great for g-spot stimulation

there are alot of fucked up cocks in the world

EXACTLY!! That tool is perfect for stroking a woman's g-spot!!!

Yet another thread magnetically drawing stupid & bizarre superficial judgements from the idjits . . .

AWC · 05-31-2004, 04:29 PM

takin a piss with morning wood... would be like drinking from a fountain

adjektiv · 05-31-2004, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
Holy god, this guy should visit an urologist. This could also be a symptom of a vascular disorder.

And you know from personal experience?

BeHeadR · 05-31-2004, 04:32 PM

I would honestly kill myself, life is barley worth living as it is...

Tala · 05-31-2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
EXACTLY!! That tool is perfect for stroking a woman's g-spot!!!

Yet another thread magnetically drawing stupid & bizarre superficial judgements from the idjits . . .

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

neewwman · 05-31-2004, 04:43 PM

He's got Peyronie's Disease

GTS Mark · 05-31-2004, 04:44 PM

Another good shot

DH

nathan_f · 05-31-2004, 04:45 PM

that place is a fucking dump

look how stained the carpet is..

NakedBo · 05-31-2004, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
would be great for g-spot stimulation

Yeah that cock would rock my world. Who cares how it looks when it gets the job done

Adent007 · 05-31-2004, 04:47 PM

looks like someone needs fastsize

Adent007 · 05-31-2004, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
takin a piss with morning wood... would be like drinking from a fountain

wyldblyss · 05-31-2004, 04:55 PM

Good heavens! Put that thing away...and get those balls an uplift bra cause they sure need them

Of course though, if I was the girl in that pic I would not get near the guy simply because his balls were hanging so low (balls tend to hang when you have a fever to protect them from the heat the body is generating)....if it is a fever..who knows what is causing it.

GoNe · 05-31-2004, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by BuggyG
WTF IS THAT THING????

HAHAHA

that is inded one fucked up dick

Trixie Racer · 05-31-2004, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeHeadR
I would honestly kill myself

You don't enjoy making women orgasm?!?! Although his dick may look funny, it's more functional than most. Banana-shaped cocks are my satisfying than the straight ones and we orgasm much quicker (including multiples).

cayne · 05-31-2004, 05:24 PM

LOOL.
Don't understand how such guys can became porn-actors...they are fat, ugly and have a broken dick? WTF?!

TweetyBird · 05-31-2004, 05:30 PM

cut them off, what else could I do ?

Easton · 05-31-2004, 05:31 PM

hahahaha... what a freak!

reynold · 05-31-2004, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
You don't enjoy making women orgasm?!?! Although his dick may look funny, it's more functional than most. Banana-shaped cocks are my satisfying than the straight ones and we orgasm much quicker (including multiples).

Are you serious about that?

digi · 05-31-2004, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
You don't enjoy making women orgasm?!?! Although his dick may look funny, it's more functional than most. Banana-shaped cocks are my satisfying than the straight ones and we orgasm much quicker (including multiples).

eh.. normal cocks please women just fine. Nobody wants a freak cock just so you can get off a little faster.

mandrake · 05-31-2004, 07:24 PM

id be makin sure i kept a hold of it when i had a piss

The Truth Hurts · 05-31-2004, 07:42 PM

Quote:

What Would YOU Do If Your Cock And Balls Looked Like This?

Put a smile on her face without much effort.

pxxx · 05-31-2004, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

SWEET JESUS! LMAO!!!

DH

not shooting porn. thats for sure.

bringer · 05-31-2004, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

SWEET JESUS! LMAO!!!

DH

whats with the tranny on the right?

clickhappy · 05-31-2004, 07:52 PM

I bet the girls love it. Its curved to hit all the right spots and bounce around inside of them.

Ash@phpFX · 05-31-2004, 08:00 PM

thats fucking weird

H.I.G · 05-31-2004, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

SWEET JESUS! LMAO!!!

DH

haha, that looks like a fishing hook

AMADude · 05-31-2004, 09:08 PM

I hate to break it to you, but I bet the girls love that curved upwards cock.
It most likely rubs the g-spot.

StarkReality · 05-31-2004, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Don't understand how such guys can became porn-actors...they are fat, ugly and have a broken dick? WTF?!

COHF is a site about average guys gangbanging girls, they advertise with "members can participate" and I bet alot of guys joining their site like the fact that the actors aren't muscle packed studs with 13'' cocks. The illusion is "no matter how you look, you can fuck all the beautiful girls"

When looking at my stats I'm really sure their concept works very well ;)

flashfire · 06-01-2004, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StarkReality
COHF is a site about average guys gangbanging girls, they advertise with "members can participate" and I bet alot of guys joining their site like the fact that the actors aren't muscle packed studs with 13'' cocks. The illusion is "no matter how you look, you can fuck all the beautiful girls"

When looking at my stats I'm really sure their concept works very well ;)

good point...guys say hey, if that guy can get on the site why not me

hova · 06-01-2004, 02:22 AM

Id lose some weight

michel · 06-01-2004, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AMADude
I hate to break it to you, but I bet the girls love that curved upwards cock.
It most likely rubs the g-spot.

Curved downwards the same, exept you need to do doggy style

pure energy · 06-01-2004, 02:29 AM

Different positions for different styles of cock!

webmaster x · 06-01-2004, 02:35 AM

whoah! the ladies surely have what it takes to do all them!

EviLGuY · 06-01-2004, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

SWEET JESUS! LMAO!!!

DH

ROFL. Probably just a bad angle.. but still.

NakedBo · 06-01-2004, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AMADude
I hate to break it to you, but I bet the girls love that curved upwards cock.
It most likely rubs the g-spot.

Yeah thats right! Not a lot of girls would complain about that

xox

alexg · 06-01-2004, 04:01 AM

I'd participate in CumOnHerFace shoots

ocho-ocho · 06-01-2004, 05:07 AM

cut it off! transplant.....bwahaha

stembolt · 06-01-2004, 06:38 AM

wtf!!

fuckin wierd!!!

PeerPatrick · 06-01-2004, 06:40 AM

i'd do porn of course, www.weirdlookingcocks.com

Spunky · 06-01-2004, 06:44 AM

Rebreak it and put in splints

Tania · 06-01-2004, 06:46 AM

he looks so funny

okny · 06-01-2004, 07:03 AM

The whole crew looks fucked up

lickmymonster · 06-01-2004, 07:10 AM

KittyLix · 06-01-2004, 07:23 AM

i'd hit it

chodadog · 06-01-2004, 07:25 AM

Poor bastard must have fallen out of bed with morning wood every fucking day of his life.

Nicky · 06-01-2004, 07:25 AM

wahahaha, thats twisted

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