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Persius · 05-31-2004, 11:02 PM

Mine is

Kazaam

with Shaquille O'Neal

WORST MOVIE !

Shooter · 05-31-2004, 11:03 PM

Either Jeepers Creepers or Chill Factor

Persius · 05-31-2004, 11:05 PM

ahha jeepers creepers lol!

i saw the 2nd one too..
what a waste of time..

Triple 6 · 05-31-2004, 11:05 PM

THE HEIST.

worst.fucking.movie.EVAR

05-31-2004, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Persius
ahha jeepers creepers lol!

i saw the 2nd one too..
what a waste of time..

I was making out with a chick during the whole time

SilverTab · 05-31-2004, 11:06 PM

I just rented My Little Eye and honestly it was kinda boring LOL...definitly not the worst i've seen, but still...it sucked...

brizzad · 05-31-2004, 11:06 PM

Brizzad's anal fantasy party VII

Persius · 05-31-2004, 11:06 PM

damn shaq made that movie STEEL

that one sucked too... he should never act again

ocho-ocho · 05-31-2004, 11:09 PM

showtime!

Downtime · 05-31-2004, 11:10 PM

Bless the Child with Jimmy Smits and Sound of Music. It's a toss up.

Diabolical Cord · 05-31-2004, 11:22 PM

Shaq is not only a horrible actor, but he's just as bad on the mic.

maxdaname · 05-31-2004, 11:30 PM

Matrix 3....

maxdaname · 05-31-2004, 11:36 PM

Hulk!

zzgundamnzz · 05-31-2004, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Persius
damn shaq made that movie STEEL

that one sucked too... he should never act again

For me Steel was the worst movie...

Shaq could probably have a cameo in the next Lord of the Rings / Hobbit Movie and it'll bomb. Its not that Shaq is a bad actor...

He just needs to shoot his agent.

fuzebox · 05-31-2004, 11:43 PM

Mission To Mars with Gary Sinise.

fantasycontent · 06-01-2004, 12:29 AM

contact with jodi foster had to be by far one of the worst movies ever!!!

SykkBoy · 06-01-2004, 12:32 AM

Steel Magnolias
Pretty Woman
these two movies made me want to scrape my eyeballs out with a rusty nailfile.....

ldinternet · 06-01-2004, 12:35 AM

Escape from New York

Boondock Saints

Dreamcatcher

StarkReality · 06-01-2004, 01:23 AM

Jeepers Creepers is definately high on the list, but there is worse: Battlefield Earth

Quote from a well known newspaper:'Battlefield Earth' is the worst movie of this century. Sitting through it is like watching the most expensively mounted high school play of all time. It is beyond conventional criticism and belongs in the elect pantheon that includes such delights as 'Showgirls' and 'Revolution': the Moe Howard School of Melodrama."

rickholio · 06-01-2004, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by StarkReality
Jeepers Creepers is definately high on the list, but there is worse: Battlefield Earth

Quote from a well known newspaper:'Battlefield Earth' is the worst movie of this century. Sitting through it is like watching the most expensively mounted high school play of all time. It is beyond conventional criticism and belongs in the elect pantheon that includes such delights as 'Showgirls' and 'Revolution': the Moe Howard School of Melodrama."

Does that list include "House of the Dead" and "Gigli"?

Those two movies were so astoundingly bad that I'm amazed reels didn't collapse into baby black holes under the weight of their own suckitude.

pure energy · 06-01-2004, 01:46 AM

Hulk!

Tala · 06-01-2004, 01:49 AM

"Clash of the Titans" has to be up there.

eskimoen · 06-01-2004, 01:49 AM

Trucks. Man, that movie is shitty

samuel · 06-01-2004, 01:50 AM

one called: "Paris france" the worst shit I ever seen..

Samuel

irishfury · 06-01-2004, 01:57 AM

dude wheres my car

webmaster x · 06-01-2004, 03:19 AM

Matrix! the 3 parts really suck!

mind · 06-01-2004, 03:30 AM

Story Of Us - The cover said Romantic Comedy with Michelle Pfeiffer and Bruce Willis. First of all it wasnt very romantic, secondly it sure as hell wasnt a comedy

bah sucky movie

EviLGuY · 06-01-2004, 03:33 AM

Too much contention for that bottom spot in my mind.

pimplink · 06-01-2004, 03:38 AM

Minority Report

Persius · 06-01-2004, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by pimplink
Minority Report

OMG stfu

that was an awesome movie... and even ifyou didnt like it

WTF that doesnt make it the worst! explain PLZ!

Ironhorse · 06-01-2004, 06:44 PM

Eraserhead

doornx · 06-01-2004, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Eraserhead

NOOO WAY..eraserhead is a lynch classic

it's strange..but certainly not bad..let alone worst movie ever

zentz · 06-01-2004, 07:03 PM

piano

RugbyChode · 06-01-2004, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by ldinternet

Boondock Saints

no way boondock saints is the shit. BUt worst movie ever is Shakedown

Boogie3 · 06-01-2004, 07:15 PM

Snow day

aaron · 06-01-2004, 07:16 PM

MiLo · 06-01-2004, 07:18 PM

Movies that i sat to watch and actually had to pull them out of the DVD player after 15 minutes of reel:

Scream 3
Wishmaster 3

Usually the worst flicks in history are the ones i love.

TurboTrucker · 06-01-2004, 07:27 PM

Close call, I'm gonna have to go with either Signs or The Matrix part 3.

SykkBoy · 06-01-2004, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro

Usually the worst flicks in history are the ones i love.

same here
I actually own Battlefield Earth, Plan 9 From Outer Space and Freddy Got Fingered on DVD

The Truth Hurts · 06-01-2004, 07:44 PM

donnie darko

woj · 06-01-2004, 07:45 PM

Good thing I didn't see most of the ones that were mentioned....

fiftyfingers · 06-01-2004, 07:46 PM

Freddy vs Jason

doornx · 06-01-2004, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aaron
Cube

this is also a true masterpiece....i can't understand why you name it as the worst movie ever

Most hollywood big budget titles are those 13 in a dozen action flicks..

The cube is low budget flick that isn't action packed but is entertaining till the end imo

Lane · 06-01-2004, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
donnie darko

it must be the "i must hate something everyone else likes" thing

i hated Dude Where Is My Car

Face (o_0) · 06-01-2004, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
Hulk!

winar!...it was so hyped up...and it failed big time... and just the fact it lasted almost 3 hours is killer too

28 days later can suck my balls also...wtf is up with all the people saying that movie is great?

06-01-2004, 08:12 PM

I'm sad to see some movies in this list I actually enjoyed.

Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2, Freddy vs Jason, Clash of the Titans, Escape From New York, these are all great B movies.

Worst one I can think of right now is Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd.

I only laughed twice in the whole movie and both times were when Bob Saget was on the screen. Pretty sad when a movie is so bad it makes Bob Saget seem like a comedic genius.

I guess I was hoping for something special since the first one was so dam good. I should have known better.

Jamdin · 06-01-2004, 08:12 PM

The worst movie that I have ever seen was Sci Fi Channel's DinoCroc. In fact, most of Sci Fi Channel's original movies are bad.

06-01-2004, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doornx
this is also a true masterpiece....i can't understand why you name it as the worst movie ever

Most hollywood big budget titles are those 13 in a dozen action flicks..

The cube is low budget flick that isn't action packed but is entertaining till the end imo

Ya, I liked that one. The acting kinda sucked and it was low budget, but it was entertaining.

Joe Citizen · 06-01-2004, 08:13 PM

Forrest Gump or Independence Day.

It's a close call.

SykkBoy · 06-01-2004, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Face (o_0)

28 days later can suck my balls also...wtf is up with all the people saying that movie is great?

I can't figure out people who hate this movie that gets better with each viewing for me...

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evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I'm sad to see some movies in this list I actually enjoyed. Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2, Freddy vs Jason, Clash of the Titans, Escape From New York, these are all great B movies. Worst one I can think of right now is Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd. I only laughed twice in the whole movie and both times were when Bob Saget was on the screen. Pretty sad when a movie is so bad it makes Bob Saget seem like a comedic genius. I guess I was hoping for something special since the first one was so dam good. I should have known better.

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