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SleazyDream · 06-15-2004, 12:14 AM

so i'm leaving LA and i get to the airport. i havn't eaten in over 20 hours, and suddenly i feel week and dizzy. I'm physiclaly shaking. i get my ticket and this holly roller comes up to me and hands me a book saying it will help me to find God.

I slowly look up, and get a sense of absolute confidence total controll unlike anything I've ever felt before. I look him straight in the eyes and a voice comes out of me unlike any i've heard before. I wasn't loud but it was ALL POWERFUL.

I say " I am God"

i sold it totally - and for a brief moment he believed it - and stated to shake. then he steped back and darted away.

it was beautiful moment.

WiredGuy · 06-15-2004, 12:15 AM

Sleazy is my god.

baddog · 06-15-2004, 12:18 AM

hahaha - you should have hit me up on ICQ or something, I would have brought you food

Tam · 06-15-2004, 12:19 AM

rotfl

Have YOU seen you? I would have run the other fucking way too....... you should be ashamed of yourself.... why the hell didn't ya hand him a business card and tell him to be a good little holy roller and do what they do and run home and buy some porn from you?

beemk · 06-15-2004, 12:20 AM

hahaha, i hate those people that try and push religion on random people in the streets. last time i said "get out of here" and threw his pamphlet on the ground right in front of him and he was all like "im glad you did that because i want to save you from going to hell"

baddog · 06-15-2004, 12:21 AM

BTW, it was good seeing you

SleazyDream · 06-15-2004, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
BTW, it was good seeing you

u2

toddler · 06-15-2004, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

I slowly look up, and get a sense of absolute confidence total controll unlike anything I've ever felt before. I look him straight in the eyes and a voice comes out of me unlike any i've heard before. I wasn't loud but it was ALL POWERFUL.

I say " I am God"

it was beautiful moment.

meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mg-l-mn-, -mny)
n.

1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.

boneprone · 06-15-2004, 12:23 AM

God Is Canadian.

VIPimp · 06-15-2004, 12:23 AM

I just wanted to help you find god... you didnt have to scare me like that.

Poppy · 06-15-2004, 12:24 AM

OMG!!! hahahahaha

SleazyDream · 06-15-2004, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by toddler
meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mg-l-mn-, -mny)
n.

1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.

i like that omnipotence word. it fits well into my vocabularity.

did you know i actually DO live in Gimli now - the home of the Gods.

QualityMpegs · 06-15-2004, 12:25 AM

Don't tell Fletch that. He has that whole anti-Christian movement going right now.

SleazyDream · 06-15-2004, 12:28 AM

who the fuck said christ is god - christ never said that. that's misguided church bullshit.

i'm not christian. I am God. it's simple, and you'll find peace once you finally emprase it.

hershie · 06-15-2004, 12:58 AM

At an airport these days, even Jesus himself would freak and run if someone claims to be god or acting in his name.

biskoppen · 06-15-2004, 01:18 AM

Sleazy is God .. sadly most people don't know why ... and thats actually why he is God...

Jaded Chica · 06-15-2004, 01:34 AM

Sleep deprivation will do that to you

Jakke PNG · 06-15-2004, 01:35 AM

Jakke PNG · 06-15-2004, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
rolf

ocho-ocho · 06-15-2004, 01:37 AM

hova · 06-15-2004, 01:39 AM

I always try to do that when that happens to me........only the crackheads believe me

corvette · 06-15-2004, 01:41 AM

did you end up getting anything to eat before you got on the plane?

Mutt · 06-15-2004, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

grumpy · 06-15-2004, 01:50 AM

Stop smoking.

TDF · 06-15-2004, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

hanet seen him for a while

Sean · 06-15-2004, 01:54 AM

did you buy the book

makefuckingmoney · 06-15-2004, 01:58 AM

yes you are..

was nice to see you again!

Jakke PNG · 06-15-2004, 02:02 AM

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Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
yes you are..

was nice to see you again!

The guy who took the pic is DRUNK!! Damn his vision is blurry.

digifan · 06-15-2004, 02:43 AM

I think your blood sugar level went down.. but the moment must have been beautiful

evl4fun · 06-15-2004, 02:52 AM

god dammit...................I'm waiting, dammit now.......god, dammit..........

BigVlad · 06-15-2004, 03:10 AM

God Is Brazilian (c.) Jer

FlyingIguana · 06-15-2004, 03:26 AM

please, god knows how to use his washer

Jer · 06-15-2004, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by BigVlad
God Is Brazilian (c.) Jer

It isn't (c) Jer. It's public domain.

Jer · 06-15-2004, 03:31 AM

The guy stepped back because you don't have an brazilian accent. But if you did and this feeling was strong and the voice was really good... he would be on his knees.

Jer · 06-15-2004, 03:33 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
God Is Canadian.

BLASPHEMY!

Kicker · 06-15-2004, 03:34 AM

digifan · 06-15-2004, 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
please, god knows how to use his washer

Huh? Ever heard him washing??? Some mother's child... duh.

Joe Citizen · 06-15-2004, 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by Jer
BLASPHEMY!

Jer, we already know that God is Australian!

Ar3s · 06-15-2004, 03:38 AM

Sleazy is GOD

Jer · 06-15-2004, 03:40 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Jer, we already know that God is Australian!

Ahhhhhhhhhh.... my heart hurts, ahhhhhhhh

Matiz · 06-15-2004, 03:50 AM

LOL

You should have signed the book for him..

Peaches · 06-15-2004, 08:05 AM

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Originally posted by Matiz
LOL

You should have signed the book for him..

Not Working · 06-15-2004, 08:11 AM

For those who have stood before you, truly know, that you are God.

Dinner was great and I will be up in Vancouver in August. Maybe you can come out and I can take you to dinner, God.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-15-2004, 08:12 AM

no one believes me when I tell them I am the virgin mary..I must not be convincing enough..maybe if i shoved my hymen in their face

amacontent · 06-15-2004, 08:24 AM

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT. I have been telling people but no one believes me.

May the body of SLEAZY have mercy on us all

Odie · 06-15-2004, 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
no one believes me when I tell them I am the virgin mary..I must not be convincing enough..maybe if i shoved my hymen in their face

I've tried the same thing and they always ask me to prove it!!!

Tanker · 06-15-2004, 08:29 AM

Good stuff sleazy was good hanging with you at the show

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-15-2004, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by Odie
I've tried the same thing and they always ask me to prove it!!!

there can only be one

VividLeslie · 06-15-2004, 08:38 AM

This religious debate has been brought to you by the sick minds of "Sleazy Dream."

Could you imagine just how wild the world would've been the past 5 years if God was into the porn industry? We would've been the ones fucking Visa, Acacia, and so forth, he he he!

I wouldn't say I am or have met the guy but I've certainly had moments when I felt close to god I couldn't possibly disclose on a public forum. Yes, the words, oh god, oh god have come out of my mouth a time or two, he he he!

xoxo
Leslie

(P.S.) If Scott had an epiphany, it would mean that God lives with Jman! Interesting, eh?

DarkJedi · 06-15-2004, 08:40 AM

LOL, i can only imagine.

poor bastard prolly shit his pants.

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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	I am God. so i'm leaving LA and i get to the airport. i havn't eaten in over 20 hours, and suddenly i feel week and dizzy. I'm physiclaly shaking. i get my ticket and this holly roller comes up to me and hands me a book saying it will help me to find God. I slowly look up, and get a sense of absolute confidence total controll unlike anything I've ever felt before. I look him straight in the eyes and a voice comes out of me unlike any i've heard before. I wasn't loud but it was ALL POWERFUL. I say " I am God" i sold it totally - and for a brief moment he believed it - and stated to shake. then he steped back and darted away. it was beautiful moment. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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VividLeslie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 500	This religious debate has been brought to you by the sick minds of "Sleazy Dream." Could you imagine just how wild the world would've been the past 5 years if God was into the porn industry? We would've been the ones fucking Visa, Acacia, and so forth, he he he! I wouldn't say I am or have met the guy but I've certainly had moments when I felt close to god I couldn't possibly disclose on a public forum. Yes, the words, oh god, oh god have come out of my mouth a time or two, he he he! xoxo Leslie (P.S.) If Scott had an epiphany, it would mean that God lives with Jman! Interesting, eh?

06-15-2004, 08:40 AM	#50
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	LOL, i can only imagine. poor bastard prolly shit his pants.