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06-29-2004, 03:33 PM
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Bush joke
> One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
> He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, > "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" > > "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington > advises, then fades away. > > The next night, Bush is astir again and sees the ghost of Thomas > Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, Tom, > please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?" > > "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from > sight. > > The third night, sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He wakes to > see the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, > "Franklin, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" > > "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies, and fades into > the mists. > > Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure > moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the > best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads. > > Abe replies, "Go see a play."
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06-29-2004, 03:35 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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06-29-2004, 03:36 PM
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cracked a smile
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06-29-2004, 03:36 PM
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good one
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06-29-2004, 03:36 PM
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Now that is great!
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06-29-2004, 03:46 PM
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funny
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06-29-2004, 04:28 PM
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By the wrath of Agamemnon
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06-29-2004, 04:38 PM
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Bush is a joke
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06-29-2004, 08:18 PM
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HAHAHAHA!!!
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