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> > > A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
> > > After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
> > > continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice
> hotel
> > and
> > > take a room,but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
> back
> > on
> > > the road.
> > >
> > > When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a
> bill
> > for
> > > $350.
> > >
> > > The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He
> tells
> > > the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't
worth
> > > $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man
> insists
> > on
> > > speaking to the Manager.
> > >
> > > The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that
the
> > hotel
> > > has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were
> > available
> > > for the husband and wife to use.
> > >
> > > "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here,
> and
> > you
> > > could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could
> have
> > > taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous." The best
> > > entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,"
the
> > > Manager says.
> > >
> > > "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
> > > "Well,we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No
> matter
> > > what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't
> use
> > > it!"
> > >
> > > The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees
> to
> > pay.
> > > He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is
> surprised
> > > when he looks at the check.
> > >
> > > "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50.00."
> "That's
> > > right," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my
> wife."
> > > "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she
> was
> > > here, and you could have."
> > >
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