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Old 06-29-2004, 09:03 PM   #1
NBDesign
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Smart Ass Customer Service Responses needed ASAP

Ok... common all you on-liners... I need some really good smart ass comments that a customer service person can say... for a mainstream business.... can be dirty... but not obscene. business would be for an outdoor furniture manufacturer.

Let's see what you got


Thanks
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Old 06-29-2004, 09:12 PM   #2
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Change the name of your store to Sofa Kingdom.

Then make your store slogan:

Sofa Kingdom. Because you are.

(don't worry, you gfy assclown idiots will get it about 4 hours from now)
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Old 06-29-2004, 09:14 PM   #3
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Change the name of your store to Sofa Kingdom.

Then make your store slogan:

Sofa Kingdom. Because you are.

(don't worry, you gfy assclown idiots will get it about 4 hours from now)
Thanks... but I do not think that a customer service rep would say that to a customer... more like a customer would say that to the rep... But thanks... that is the kinda stuff I am looking for...
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Old 06-29-2004, 09:16 PM   #4
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Question: my wife can not reach the table when sitting at the outside bar we bought from you. are there any adjustments that can be made?

Response: First, have you tried pushing in her stool?
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Old 06-29-2004, 09:17 PM   #5
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Question: my wife can not reach the table when sitting at the outside bar we bought from you. are there any adjustments that can be made?

Response: First, have you tried pushing in her stool?
Excellent... thanks.
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Old 06-29-2004, 09:33 PM   #6
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Sorry you feel that way but?(insert your own words).
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Old 06-29-2004, 09:37 PM   #7
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Sorry you feel that way but?(insert your own words).
that was HORRIBLE.
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