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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The other side of Hell
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Smart Ass Customer Service Responses needed ASAP
Ok... common all you on-liners... I need some really good smart ass comments that a customer service person can say... for a mainstream business.... can be dirty... but not obscene. business would be for an outdoor furniture manufacturer.
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Change the name of your store to Sofa Kingdom.
Then make your store slogan: Sofa Kingdom. Because you are. (don't worry, you gfy assclown idiots will get it about 4 hours from now) |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Western NY
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Question: my wife can not reach the table when sitting at the outside bar we bought from you. are there any adjustments that can be made?
Response: First, have you tried pushing in her stool? |
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Sorry you feel that way but?(insert your own words).
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