Britney thinks she doesnt need a prenup - GoFuckYourself.com

detoxed · 07-18-2004, 12:50 PM

You know what makes us sad? When a celebrity becomes so pitiable that we feel guilty being snarky. That's no fun for us, and it's no fun for you. Still, we'd be remiss if we didn't bring you the latest bad decision by Britney Spears, whose dizzying downward spiral may soon require Dramamine. According to the Star (via the New York Post), the pop tartlet, 22, has decided her love for dancer Kevin Federline (and by "dancer," we mean "guy whose beach physique suggests he's been hoofing it to the fridge") is so pure, they don't need no stinkin' prenup.

Given Britney's marital track record, that means a good chunk of her estimated $100 million fortune could one day end up in the pockets of her future hubby's uber-baggy pants -- plenty of dough to keep him in trucker hats and Slim Jims for life. The mag claims Spears' parents have implored her to reconsider her decision, but their pleas have so far fallen on deaf ears. "This is my life, let me live it," Britney reportedly screamed at her mother, Lynne.

The singer, purportedly still recovering from knee surgery, is said to have shelled out $40,000 for the 5-carat engagement ring she shows off in People. As she tells the magazine, "I wake up in the morning, look at that ring and think, 'Very cool.'" In Touch believes the nuptials could take place as early as next month, with Spears leaning towards a traditional white wedding. Insert snark here.

Pornwolf · 07-18-2004, 12:55 PM

This is one slick bastard.

detoxed · 07-18-2004, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
This is one slick bastard.

He owns her

CDSmith · 07-18-2004, 01:15 PM

She bought her own engagement ring? Oh yeah, this marriage will last.

Jimmie · 07-18-2004, 01:36 PM

hes broke, he aint got no money..... yet

ShellyCrash · 07-18-2004, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by Jimmie
hes broke, he aint got no money..... yet

.. and he has an ex wife, with one kid and one on the way. I can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to marry someone when their ex is prego with his kid. What an ugly mess. She must have REAL self esteem issues.

WiredGuy · 07-18-2004, 01:46 PM

He's getting married to a lottery ticket, congrats for him!
WG

BRISK · 07-18-2004, 01:53 PM

There must be some seriously fucked up psychological shit that goes on when people become celebrities, because they start doing some wacky stuff. Especially with marriage.

liquidmoe · 07-18-2004, 01:56 PM

She's still heart broken over Justin

blazin · 07-18-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
This is one slick bastard.

Word

Manowar · 07-18-2004, 02:04 PM

Wow, giving away millions of dollars just by saying "i do"

Babagirls · 07-18-2004, 02:06 PM

wow, she is truly a moron

FlyingIguana · 07-18-2004, 03:12 PM

dumb hick

cspdinc · 07-18-2004, 03:16 PM

hes so typical of backwater america, he keeps her in line with his dick, and "oh baby I love you"... makes me wanna puke. Seen to much of his kind.

pxxx · 07-18-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
She bought her own engagement ring? Oh yeah, this marriage will last.

pxxx · 07-18-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by cspdinc
hes so typical of backwater america, he keeps her in line with his dick, and "oh baby I love you"... makes me wanna puke. Seen to much of his kind.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Fizzgig · 07-18-2004, 03:18 PM

She bought her own ring?
I'd think if it were true love she'd be wearing a plastic vending machine ring if she had to!

StuartD · 07-18-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
He owns her

I think he will 0wn her pretty soon.

Clicky_Bucks · 07-18-2004, 03:22 PM

I'm convinced this guy has an 11 inch cock.

She is hypnotised off his huge dork.

Mr.Fiction · 07-18-2004, 03:30 PM

Doesn't her future husband already have another wife pregnant with his kid?

Scootermuze · 07-18-2004, 04:00 PM

Some states' divorce laws state that anything owned prior to a marriage is exempt from any property settlement .

And if she puts his name on her bank account, she's a total idiot..

doober · 07-18-2004, 04:10 PM

A year from now he will take her to the cleaners which is all fine and good by me since she is too stupid to even think this shit through especially wth her track record.

Only problem I see now is after its all said and done, she will make more music and perhaps another movie about this whole traumatic ordeal!
All while the rest of us will be stuck having to deal with more of this attention whores bullshit talent on the airwaves and in the movies.

Im not looking forward to that

wyldblyss · 07-18-2004, 04:12 PM

Well I heard on the radio that she was sitting with friends and told her hubby to be "honey, can you go to the cleaners and pick up the clothes and then go pick us up some lunch?

He replied "Are you going to give me money to do that?"

She replied "Well what happened to the hundred I gave you yesterday"

His reply: "It was a 50 and I bought you dinner with it"

So it appears he is broker than broke and I'm sure it won't last too long. Without a prenup he won't have to beg for money too long...he will be rolling in it.

genomega · 07-18-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by ShellyCrash
.. and he has an ex wife, with one kid and one on the way. I can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to marry someone when their ex is prego with his kid. What an ugly mess. She must have REAL self esteem issues.

The sad thing is that the taxpayers will end up paying for his kids.

Vitasoy · 07-18-2004, 04:44 PM

What a lucky mofo.

Strife · 07-18-2004, 04:45 PM

lol..what a dumb bitch

Sosa · 07-18-2004, 04:45 PM

haha, he is loving the fame and money and will soon have more of it

contentjunky · 07-18-2004, 04:51 PM

She's getting EXACTLY what she deserves. Its some payback for all the guys who have been fucked over financially in divorces. 1 marrage doesnt make up for decades or gold digging bitches. Men have have been drug through the mud for years and now this guy has a chance to get a piece of the gold. Good for him. Line your pockets bud.

Pornwolf · 07-18-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by genomega
The sad thing is that the taxpayers will end up paying for his kids.

Why do you think that?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-18-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
wow, she is truly a moron

i concur

JFK · 07-18-2004, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
She bought her own engagement ring? Oh yeah, this marriage will last.

Kind of romantic isnt it

shann · 07-18-2004, 07:41 PM

Damn I think Brit is taking J-Hoe advice! haha

eroswebmaster · 07-18-2004, 07:44 PM

This always happens when I make girls cum...I'm a gazillionaire.

Rankings · 07-18-2004, 07:45 PM

she's such an idiot

reynold · 07-18-2004, 07:49 PM

I think that guy Kevin is one lucky bastard... don't get me wrong guys but I'm beginning to see another whitney-bobby case in this Brit-Kevin thing...and I do think that she's doing that cuz she still have hang ups with Justin

NoCarrier · 07-18-2004, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
He's getting married to a lottery ticket, congrats for him!
WG

Yup, it's even better when you know it's a winning one.

chodadog · 07-18-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
Doesn't her future husband already have another wife pregnant with his kid?

It's all part of his great plan. They haven't broken up at all. Britney paid for her own engagement ring. Who do you think is going to be paying the child support?

He's pounding Britney for his true love. He just cares a lot.

cherrylula · 07-18-2004, 09:34 PM

She is just some dumb chick from the south. Why does everyone expect her to act any different than that? Being a celebrity does not mean someone is intelligent.

All the glamour makeup in the world is not going to make her any smarter.

mardigras · 07-18-2004, 09:43 PM

It's a good dose of publicity for her. She'll milk it for all it's worth next year when he's milking her for half of what she's worth

kowntafit · 07-18-2004, 09:43 PM

She really is only good to look at.

nap · 07-18-2004, 11:13 PM

you can get a female to do anything if you lay the pipe right

hova · 07-19-2004, 12:21 AM

Lucky bastard!

ZanyCash Larry · 07-19-2004, 12:28 AM

The guy hit the Jackpot

frankthetank · 07-19-2004, 12:33 AM

This guy hit the jackpot big with this one, he knows exactly what he is doing!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-19-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nap
you can get a female to do anything if you lay the pipe right

wrong

serious · 07-19-2004, 12:55 AM

hahahah so good

Firehorse · 07-19-2004, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
She bought her own engagement ring? Oh yeah, this marriage will last.

I agree CD, that is a very bad omen for their marriage!

Vittorio · 07-19-2004, 12:29 PM

You can take a chic out of the backwoods, but you can't take the backwoods out of the chic...

kimzar · 07-19-2004, 12:42 PM

this guy will go down in a future book with the biggest swindles of all time

Eric · 07-19-2004, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
She bought her own engagement ring? Oh yeah, this marriage will last.

You know what I think is funny about this statement CDSmith. Granted I think this wedding is a farce and she is going to regret every minute of it. But oh well. I think it is funny that we look at it this way. But how many stay at home mom's are out there and the husband makes all the dough. I mean at Xmas time she is not out spending her own hard earned money to buy him gifts it is essentially his own money. Many times he buys his own ring. Even when she surprises him and takes him out or on vacation, she is using his money to buy anything and everything. Always found that to be strange myself. Makes ya wonder doesn't it?

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doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	A year from now he will take her to the cleaners which is all fine and good by me since she is too stupid to even think this shit through especially wth her track record. Only problem I see now is after its all said and done, she will make more music and perhaps another movie about this whole traumatic ordeal! All while the rest of us will be stuck having to deal with more of this attention whores bullshit talent on the airwaves and in the movies. Im not looking forward to that

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