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Donny · 07-29-2004, 10:45 AM

I'm sure most of you read the news yesterday... I got engaged!

Now here's the inside story.

First of all, not wanting my little lady to ever run into anyone with the same ring, I had a ring custom made for her. The creator made it a size 6, but to find out for sure what size she wears I took her to a different jewelry store to get her rings cleaned. While they were cleaning I asked her if she wanted to look at wedding rings. This didn't raise any flags because I have been teasing her that way for two years now. Anyway, while we're looking she said, "When it's time to get engaged I want ANYTHING BUT yellow gold."

Damn. The ring I had created for her was yellow gold. Why didn't I already know this fact? Dumb ass Donny.

SO... that changed my plans a little. I had to find the right ring in white gold or platinum. I finally found it.

I wanted to ask her to marry me in a way she'd remember forever. I wanted to do it in San Francisco at the Golden Gate Bridge, and then spend the night at the Westin St. Francis, which is the hotel where we spent our first night together more than 3 years ago.

But how do I get her to San Francisco without having her wonder WHY we're going??

Ah, I know how to do it! I called a friend from this business who lives in Florida. I told him "Call Belinda and tell her that you flew into San Francisco last minute to sign that deal you were working on with so-and-so! Tell her it was a last minute thing and that you'd like us to meet you for dinner if we can. Oh, and tell her you're staying at the Westin St. Francis".

So he called her. 5 minutes later she calls me and says "----- is in San Francisco and wants us to meet him. Do you want to go?" I pretended to think about it for a minute and then said, "yeah, let's do it!"

So we're driving to SF. I pick up the phone when we cross the Bay Bridge to tell ----- that we're almost there. He's still in Florida, of course, and it's late. He's probably asleep. So I hit the "end" button instead of the "send" button and have a conversation with nobody. I pause when he should be talking, laugh at jokes he isn't telling, and then I say:

"You're crazy, man. No way! It's too cold and we didn't bring a sweater!"

Belinda asks "what is he wanting?"

I answer: "He said he was bored waiting for us to get here and that he's at the Golden Gate Bridge and wants us to walk out and meet him in the middle".

She has me tell the person that is NOT on the phone with me that he must be smoking something.

Then I pretend to relent: "Okay, man. I still think you're crazy. But we'll be there in 5 minutes... and then we ALL need to go to dinner!".

Belinda rolls her eyes at me because it's 59 degrees outside and we didn't bring sweaters (it was 100 degrees when we left Chico and I didn't think it would be 40 degrees cooler in SF).

So we park in the parking lot by the Golden Gate Bridge. We're walking along looking for ----- and she's asking "Where IS he?" I pretend to keep looking for him too.

Finally I said, "I have something to tell you. ----- isn't here."

She thinks I'm just fucking with her and says "Yeah, okay. Whatever".

I said, "No, really. He's not. He's sleeping in Florida right now."

Then I start telling her a bunch of mushy, lovey dovey things, drop to one knee, and ask her to marry me.

She cried. She loved it. Finally she said "Of course I will!".

And then she threatened to kick -----'s ass.

The smile is still on her face. Life is good.

Poppy · 07-29-2004, 10:51 AM

lol...I could see her freezing her ass off. Congrats man!

ounique · 07-29-2004, 10:52 AM

OMG, that is just the most beautiful story. I'm sure she was just speechless. I'm so happy for both of you. Congratulations!

TheLegacy · 07-29-2004, 10:53 AM

congrad's man...

Bryan Havoc · 07-29-2004, 10:54 AM

That's awesome! She'll never forget that.

Here's how I proposed to mine (Divx required)
http://www.sgfnr.com/sgrband/video/proposal.wmv

LadyMischief · 07-29-2004, 10:55 AM

Nice! Congrats and many best wishes to you both.

Donny · 07-29-2004, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by poppy
lol...I could see her freezing her ass off. Congrats man!

It was funny. After I asked she said, "I'm not cold anymore!".

=^..^= · 07-29-2004, 10:55 AM

wow she must really love you
if someone made me go out in tyhe cold without a sweater id kick their nuts

Sosa · 07-29-2004, 10:56 AM

congrats

AaronM · 07-29-2004, 10:56 AM

So let me get this straight....You started your new life together by not only lying to er...But also having a friend assist you with this lie.

Does that pretty much sum it all up?

Love ya, bro.

B40 · 07-29-2004, 10:56 AM

Congrats man...great story

Bryan Havoc · 07-29-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
It was funny. After I asked she said, "I'm not cold anymore!".

It's amazing how quick they forget

Donny · 07-29-2004, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
So let me get this straight....You started your new life together by not only lying to er...But also having a friend assist you with this lie.

Does that pretty much sum it all up?

Love ya, bro.

Why yes... that does indeed sum it up. LOL.

pushpills · 07-29-2004, 10:59 AM

congrats!

you could have avoided the whole fake convo for going to san fran easily by telling her you've gone the gay way, that you liked that makeover too much.

Platinum Doug · 07-29-2004, 11:00 AM

Congrats!! That's AMAZING! It's nice to see romance isn't dead!

Good job and all the best!

korzon · 07-29-2004, 11:02 AM

Donny · 07-29-2004, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
congrats!

you could have avoided the whole fake convo for going to san fran easily by telling her you've gone the gay way, that you liked that makeover too much.

Oh man! I'm sitting in Starbucks right now, drinking a coffee and trying to motivate myself to get to the office and get some work done. That was hilarious! I lauged loudly and now have people looking at me.

axelcat · 07-29-2004, 11:02 AM

FUCKuPAYme · 07-29-2004, 11:06 AM

All I see is now she will Get Half....

Best of luck

iFliPcEss · 07-29-2004, 11:08 AM

aww that was sweet!

Lucy · 07-29-2004, 11:09 AM

that's so beautiful and romantic, congratulations and wisht you the best

LaurieX · 07-29-2004, 11:09 AM

Congrats

lagwagon · 07-29-2004, 11:13 AM

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

Axeman · 07-29-2004, 11:14 AM

Congrats to both of you! Great way to propose man.

- Brent

BradM · 07-29-2004, 11:16 AM

No. Now go and tell some real life friends and leave us message board whores alone.

Freak.

corvette · 07-29-2004, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
No. Now go and tell some real life friends and leave us message board whores alone.

Freak.

wdsguy · 07-29-2004, 11:25 AM

haha very neat and elaborate plan. Congrats to the both of ya

BradM · 07-29-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by corvett

LOL! I knew someone wouldn't be able to sense the sarcasm.

robfantasy · 07-29-2004, 11:28 AM

hey that iis very romantic

brizzad · 07-29-2004, 11:32 AM

::tear::

Raven · 07-29-2004, 11:37 AM

That is such excellent news....congratulations to both of you!!

loverboy · 07-29-2004, 11:38 AM

best wishes, i hope i can make use of your story someday

Lensman · 07-29-2004, 11:38 AM

Great story, congrats!

Doctor Dre · 07-29-2004, 11:48 AM

Congrats man ... really nice story ;)

Pornkings · 07-29-2004, 11:53 AM

Congrats

D-Money · 07-29-2004, 11:54 AM

Awesome story!

Congrats and welcome to the club.

I dropped the ring in my lady's champagne glass, did a toast at her birthday/halloween party. I said I have just one question for Jennifer. Then I whispered, "honey, look in the glass". She was double fisted with her mixed drink in one hand and her champagne glass in the other, so she looked in the mixed drink glass and didn't understand. Then I made every raise their glasses higher for my toast, as she did as well. I said, "other glass honey".

She was all teared up and in shock as I asked the question. Best moment of my life.

Anyway, I can understand that feeling, it's the best. Congrats!

Donny · 07-29-2004, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
No. Now go and tell some real life friends and leave us message board whores alone.

Freak.

Of course everyone knows.

Rochard · 07-29-2004, 12:09 PM

u got a picture of this woman? I don't believe anyone would agree to marry you.

Donny · 07-29-2004, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
u got a picture of this woman? I don't believe anyone would agree to marry you.

Go search the Bunny Ranch. There's at least one there. LOL.

Rochard · 07-29-2004, 12:17 PM

I'd hit it. Nightly.

Lucky man you!

Donny · 07-29-2004, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
I'd hit it. Nightly.

Lucky man you!

I am indeed a lucky man!

I wish I had that pic in slightly better focus. Either I need glasses or it's a little out of focus.

bad_girl · 07-29-2004, 12:20 PM

Thats a very clever plan. Congrats to you and your fiance - and I must thank you on giving the rest of us females a little hope that romance isn't dead!

BG

Donny · 07-29-2004, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
Thats a very clever plan. Congrats to you and your fiance - and I must thank you on giving the rest of us females a little hope that romance isn't dead!

BG

the Shemp · 07-29-2004, 01:01 PM

that's a great story, Donny...congratulations to both of you...

dig420 · 07-29-2004, 01:17 PM

yeah she's a keeper

MaDalton · 07-29-2004, 01:18 PM

Great story - I wish I were able to develop such romantic plans. Congrats to both of you and all the best for the future!

Stefan

AdultNex · 07-29-2004, 01:32 PM

Awesome story man... May your marriage be long and prosperous.

chodadog · 07-29-2004, 03:57 PM

Congrats. Hope you went for the Platinum and not the white gold, though! She'll be bitching and moaning in 2 years time when she has to get the rhodium coating applied again on the damn white gold!

jhauser · 07-29-2004, 04:20 PM

Congrats! Thats a romantic story! Now comes the wedding planning. Best of luck.

WiredGuy · 07-29-2004, 04:29 PM

That's a nice setup, congrats again.
WG

07-29-2004, 10:45 AM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Would You Like to Hear How I Proposed to Her? I'm sure most of you read the news yesterday... I got engaged! Now here's the inside story. First of all, not wanting my little lady to ever run into anyone with the same ring, I had a ring custom made for her. The creator made it a size 6, but to find out for sure what size she wears I took her to a different jewelry store to get her rings cleaned. While they were cleaning I asked her if she wanted to look at wedding rings. This didn't raise any flags because I have been teasing her that way for two years now. Anyway, while we're looking she said, "When it's time to get engaged I want ANYTHING BUT yellow gold." Damn. The ring I had created for her was yellow gold. Why didn't I already know this fact? Dumb ass Donny. SO... that changed my plans a little. I had to find the right ring in white gold or platinum. I finally found it. I wanted to ask her to marry me in a way she'd remember forever. I wanted to do it in San Francisco at the Golden Gate Bridge, and then spend the night at the Westin St. Francis, which is the hotel where we spent our first night together more than 3 years ago. But how do I get her to San Francisco without having her wonder WHY we're going?? Ah, I know how to do it! I called a friend from this business who lives in Florida. I told him "Call Belinda and tell her that you flew into San Francisco last minute to sign that deal you were working on with so-and-so! Tell her it was a last minute thing and that you'd like us to meet you for dinner if we can. Oh, and tell her you're staying at the Westin St. Francis". So he called her. 5 minutes later she calls me and says "----- is in San Francisco and wants us to meet him. Do you want to go?" I pretended to think about it for a minute and then said, "yeah, let's do it!" So we're driving to SF. I pick up the phone when we cross the Bay Bridge to tell ----- that we're almost there. He's still in Florida, of course, and it's late. He's probably asleep. So I hit the "end" button instead of the "send" button and have a conversation with nobody. I pause when he should be talking, laugh at jokes he isn't telling, and then I say: "You're crazy, man. No way! It's too cold and we didn't bring a sweater!" Belinda asks "what is he wanting?" I answer: "He said he was bored waiting for us to get here and that he's at the Golden Gate Bridge and wants us to walk out and meet him in the middle". She has me tell the person that is NOT on the phone with me that he must be smoking something. Then I pretend to relent: "Okay, man. I still think you're crazy. But we'll be there in 5 minutes... and then we ALL need to go to dinner!". Belinda rolls her eyes at me because it's 59 degrees outside and we didn't bring sweaters (it was 100 degrees when we left Chico and I didn't think it would be 40 degrees cooler in SF). So we park in the parking lot by the Golden Gate Bridge. We're walking along looking for ----- and she's asking "Where IS he?" I pretend to keep looking for him too. Finally I said, "I have something to tell you. ----- isn't here." She thinks I'm just fucking with her and says "Yeah, okay. Whatever". I said, "No, really. He's not. He's sleeping in Florida right now." Then I start telling her a bunch of mushy, lovey dovey things, drop to one knee, and ask her to marry me. She cried. She loved it. Finally she said "Of course I will!". And then she threatened to kick -----'s ass. The smile is still on her face. Life is good.

07-29-2004, 10:51 AM	#2
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Bryan Havoc Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 784	That's awesome! She'll never forget that. Here's how I proposed to mine (Divx required) http://www.sgfnr.com/sgrband/video/proposal.wmv __________________ Bryan Havoc // ICQ - 165029472 [email protected] FreePaysiteCash.com

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	So let me get this straight....You started your new life together by not only lying to er...But also having a friend assist you with this lie. Does that pretty much sum it all up? Love ya, bro.

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07-29-2004, 10:59 AM	#14
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07-29-2004, 11:25 AM	#27
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D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Awesome story! Congrats and welcome to the club. I dropped the ring in my lady's champagne glass, did a toast at her birthday/halloween party. I said I have just one question for Jennifer. Then I whispered, "honey, look in the glass". She was double fisted with her mixed drink in one hand and her champagne glass in the other, so she looked in the mixed drink glass and didn't understand. Then I made every raise their glasses higher for my toast, as she did as well. I said, "other glass honey". She was all teared up and in shock as I asked the question. Best moment of my life. Anyway, I can understand that feeling, it's the best. Congrats! __________________ Still Ballin'

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07-29-2004, 12:20 PM	#42
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