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Pay you for what? :helpme

how much did you win?

Tala, i wonder how many posts you will have made in this thread ;-))

Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands.

As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.

They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.

The second, not finding anything either, thought, "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other:

"We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties."

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read: "We will never forget you".

I wish you all a good evening !

A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road.

A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.

The man says, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.

Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.

Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! (The man gives wife dirty look.)

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks! (The man gives his wife another a dirty look.)

Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!

The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"

The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Thank you! http://www.hiddenthings.com/free-gal...terracial-Sex/

it's so sexy now! :)

Boy when this thing gets close to the next pay level, it's gonna just fly to the finish.

Of course it gets faster at pay level. That's when everyone is going to come in. I just get it there. :glugglug

Glad you like it. :)

Yea, sucks doing all the work and having someone else win :(

indeed so.

Cheers. :glugglug

By effort, Tala should win :winkwink:

Bah. Effort only pays off when you have dumb luck to go with it. I look at this as being a good person. Karma will come back around one day. :)

Tala is the champ.

God lawdy women.

Omg there is so far to go :helpme

Nah, I'm just a post whore. that and right now I have nothing better to do. :thumbsup

It is :(

Testing our post whore skills they are.

moving along, jamming to some 'Ryche

Tala , what do you think of the pill industry ?

i will pass this test. :thumbsup

I think it is often hard to swallow. :glugglug

Would it be a market you coudnt work in ?

Bump!

Darlin, I could work in any market as long as it's legal and makes money.

That industry sounds so cool to me.

BuMp

Bumpity bump :Graucho

*got Prince goin on now*

It is a great industry :):)

you ever try and promote it?

And such a cute bump it is, too! :thumbsup

did you guys really mean to have this big of a gap in between ?

Fill in the gaps, fill in the gaps

Anyone for some black jellybeans?

I am in :)

I wonder if anyone's going to win anything today. I've been in this thing since about 10.30 am.

I setup a lander for wishing.com penis pills and I am going to try and promote fastsize (not pills) in my free sites.

Other than that, no.

I dont really want to promote pills, I wanna be higher up in the food chain :Graucho