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Yep closer to me winning it

lets whore and whore...

Isn't that what we are doing pf .. whorin

Only 40 more to go:thumbsup

we are whoring aorund here for a long time...

mh i could use some cash too

only 40 to go where?

cash is always the best prize...

http://www.freakmanor.com/smilies/morning.gif

Everyone ready for another day of whoring?

whoring for not boring...

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Originally posted by pornpf69
only 40 to go where?

Until I hit 3000 posts

we are always ready...

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Originally posted by coolone
Revenue Canada

A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined Revenue Canada, excited to begin tracking down high-powered offenders: Maybe even a Canadian version of the Enron or WorldCom guys.

Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a Rabbi. Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi", he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles". "Yes", answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question", noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then, they send us a free box of candles". "Oh", replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer.

So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious way... "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls." "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?" "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to Revenue Canada in Sudbury.". "Revenue Canada?", questioned the auditor in disbelief. "Ahh, yes", replied the Rabbi, "Revenue Canada. And about once a year, they send us a little prick like you".

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally posted by Tala
http://www.freakmanor.com/smilies/morning.gif

Everyone ready for another day of whoring?

Today is the day we are going to do it :)

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Originally posted by coolone
Until I hit 3000 posts

I had already figured that out...

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Originally posted by coolone
Only 40 more to go:thumbsup

Wouldn´t taht be 140? :winkwink:

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Originally posted by coolone
Man Who Loved Baked Beans

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion
for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an
embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met
a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would
marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the
marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his
birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.
Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her
that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way
home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked
beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk
he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.
It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and
before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he
felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed
somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most
wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a
blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the
table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was
beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again
made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she
went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the
opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was
not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time
breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about
him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came
on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel
engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he
tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would
dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon
winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a
minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells
he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top
of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when
his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if
he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not
peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated
around the table for his surprise birthday party.
.
.
.
.
Just imagined yourself in that situation?

:eek2

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally posted by Keyser Soze
Today is the day we are going to do it :)

Seriously? 'Cause it's been 2 days with no winner. Hopefully someone will snag the $300 today. Remember, if you have the topbucks banner in your sig, you get an extra $250.

:glugglug

lets talk about something useful...

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Originally posted by Tala
Seriously? 'Cause it's been 2 days with no winner. Hopefully someone will snag the $300 today. Remember, if you have the topbucks banner in your sig, you get an extra $250.

:glugglug

Is that for all the prizes or only the big one?
I carried the banner since the start so I am a bit curious :winkwink:

When we hit 3000 it is going to move a lot faster so I predict all the prizes will be gone in 24 hours.

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Originally posted by coolone
Table Manners

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner at this elegant restaurant.
Their waitress who was taking an order at the next table over, suddenly notices the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, while the woman acts unaware.

The waitress continues to watch as the man slides all the way down his chair and completely out of sight. The woman still appears calm and collected, even though her dining companion had completely vanished under the table.

After the waitress finishes taking the order, she goes over to the woman and says, "Pardon me ma'am, but your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looks up at her and replies, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

:1orglaugh

Almost at 3000 now less than 60 to go

Come on people only 550 to the next prize:)

money prizes are great dont you think?

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Originally posted by Keyser Soze
Is that for all the prizes or only the big one?
I carried the banner since the start so I am a bit curious :winkwink:

That's for all the prizes. If you win the $300, then you'll get $550.

Which one did you win, Keyser? Ask them to tack on the extra $250 for you.

:glugglug

Remembe every post counts so keep posting.

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Originally posted by Keyser Soze
Come on people only 550 to the next prize:)

Hey, we might be able to make that in a day if I'm not the only one posting all day long. :thumbsup

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Originally posted by Tala
That's for all the prizes. If you win the $300, then you'll get $550.

Which one did you win, Keyser? Ask them to tack on the extra $250 for you.

:glugglug

That would be nice but I think the prizes will be handed out when the contest is over I haven´t heard anything yet about who to contact.
I won the $125 :)

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Originally posted by Keyser Soze
When we hit 3000 it is going to move a lot faster so I predict all the prizes will be gone in 24 hours.

Hey, I'll be happy if this is over before Internext. But kinda sad, too. This has been my full-time job for two days. :(

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Originally posted by Keyser Soze
That would be nice but I think the prizes will be handed out when the contest is over I haven´t heard anything yet about who to contact.
I won the $125 :)

Nice.

Email trixxxia (at) topbucks.com and ask her whom you need to contact in regards to collecting your prize. :)

Good Morning Tala, Coolone, Keyser and everyone else!

Ready to move this thread along today?

Who is going to be the big winner? And remember, it's an extra $250 if you fly the pluginfeeds banner in your sig.

Bump!

:thumbsup

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Originally posted by Topbuxom Lee
Good Morning Tala, Coolone, Keyser and everyone else!

Ready to move this thread along today?

Who is going to be the big winner? And remember, it's an extra $250 if you fly the pluginfeeds banner in your sig.

Bump!

:thumbsup

Morning Lee. How are you this morning? Someone needs to supply doughnuts to those of us who are working overtime in here. :glugglug

I'm 11 posts away from 13k. :helpme

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Originally posted by Tala
Hey, we might be able to make that in a day if I'm not the only one posting all day long. :thumbsup

I´ll be here :)

Okay, people. It got too quiet in here again. Don't leave me now.

Mornin Tala,

13k is quite an accomplishment! Kudos to you for that and for hanging in this thread.

How bout I buy you the doughnuts at Internext?
Krispey Kremes?

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Got a couple of questions for you?

Will you make a post with contact info for the winners when it reaches 5K?
The $250 extra is only for the big one right?

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Originally posted by Keyser Soze
I´ll be here :)

w00t!! It'll be good to have someone to talk to other than myself. :thumbsup