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BigG · 08-02-2004, 10:13 PM

Thou shalt not covet thy Punker Barbie, If thy is a homo.

If thy is a homo, thou shalt embrace and rejoyceth thine desire for man ass and thou shall lie with mankind, as thou lieth with a woman.

If thoust not desire man ass, thou shalt desire Punker Barbie the way thine hummingbird desires sweet nectar.

You shall have no other Goddesses before Punker Barbie.

gornyhuy · 08-02-2004, 10:18 PM

Well, duhhh.

Thats straight out of the Book of Punker Chapter 13:

13:1
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not lust for Punker Barbie, I am become as breying ass, or a tinkling homo.

13:2
And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and want not Punker Barbie, I am nothing.

13:3
And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not a desire for the Punker, it profiteth me nothing.

13:11
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I became obsessed with Punker Barbie.

13:13
And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is Punker Barbie's ass.

BigG · 08-02-2004, 10:31 PM

gornyhuy,

I am very impressed and amazed at your wisdom and knowledge.

Illicit · 08-02-2004, 10:33 PM

wow you guys have some serious issues... I mean she is hot an all... but common

pxxx · 08-02-2004, 10:36 PM

Wow, i didn't know PB had her own worshippers.

gornyhuy · 08-02-2004, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigG
gornyhuy,

I am very impressed and amazed at your wisdom and knowledge.

I'm just a man.... just a man.

BigG · 08-02-2004, 11:08 PM

LET US PRAY . . .

Hail, Punker Barbie, full of grace,

The "beauty" is with thee.

Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the hotness of thine fine body.

Beautiful Barbie, creator of my delirious lust,

Think of us horny guys, now and at the hour of our arousal.

Amen.

TDF · 08-03-2004, 12:25 AM

you can easily tell who doesnt get any pussy here

BigG · 08-03-2004, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
you can easily tell who doesnt get any pussy here

You think you can?

Hey, I just sent a "thank you" note to Punker Barbie's parents for creating a national treasure. Was that wrong?

punker barbie · 08-03-2004, 10:13 AM

Holy crap,

You guys shir know how to make a girl blush!

xclusive · 08-03-2004, 10:19 AM

Please step back and remove your lips from her ass... This is your final warning...

BigG · 08-03-2004, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xclusive
Please step back and remove your lips from her ass... This is your final warning...

Never!!!

YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY HER ASS FROM MY COLD DEAD LIPS!!!

08-02-2004, 10:13 PM	#1
BigG So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 931	Thou shalt not covet thy Punker Barbie Thou shalt not covet thy Punker Barbie, If thy is a homo. If thy is a homo, thou shalt embrace and rejoyceth thine desire for man ass and thou shall lie with mankind, as thou lieth with a woman. If thoust not desire man ass, thou shalt desire Punker Barbie the way thine hummingbird desires sweet nectar. You shall have no other Goddesses before Punker Barbie.

08-02-2004, 10:18 PM	#2
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Well, duhhh. Thats straight out of the Book of Punker Chapter 13: 13:1 Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not lust for Punker Barbie, I am become as breying ass, or a tinkling homo. 13:2 And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and want not Punker Barbie, I am nothing. 13:3 And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not a desire for the Punker, it profiteth me nothing. 13:11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I became obsessed with Punker Barbie. 13:13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is Punker Barbie's ass. __________________ icq:159548293

08-02-2004, 10:33 PM	#4
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	wow you guys have some serious issues... I mean she is hot an all... but common __________________ Insert Sig Here

08-03-2004, 12:25 AM	#8
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	you can easily tell who doesnt get any pussy here __________________ Sig heil

08-03-2004, 10:13 AM	#10
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08-02-2004, 10:31 PM	#3
BigG So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 931	gornyhuy, I am very impressed and amazed at your wisdom and knowledge.

08-02-2004, 10:36 PM	#5
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Wow, i didn't know PB had her own worshippers.

08-02-2004, 11:08 PM	#7
BigG So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 931	LET US PRAY . . . Hail, Punker Barbie, full of grace, The "beauty" is with thee. Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the hotness of thine fine body. Beautiful Barbie, creator of my delirious lust, Think of us horny guys, now and at the hour of our arousal. Amen.

08-03-2004, 10:19 AM	#11
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	Please step back and remove your lips from her ass... This is your final warning...