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Matt Frackas · 08-03-2004, 05:56 PM

just got this spam.

Where do these fuckin idiots come from?

Ads like this defy all rules of marketing!

I have left it formatted as I recieved it:

Dear Fellow Entrepreneur, Over the years, I have tried many different ways to generate active AND passive income, but without much luck. However, I did not give up. I always believed the PERFECT DREAM BUSINESS was out there, and all I had to do is persist until I found it. Along the way, I realized a few important facts: 1) All successful companies are ultimately PRODUCT or SERVICE-DRIVEN. That is, NO ONE can make any money until a PRODUCT or SERVICE is PURCHASED. This eliminates the "pyramid schemes" that make a major part of their income from enrollments. 2) You cannot REMAIN successful if you do not offer UNIQUE services or products whose PERCEIVED VALUE EXCEEDS the money that is required to obtain them. People ONLY part with their money when the PERCEIVED VALUE of what you offer exceeds what they must spend to obtain what you are offering. 3) The company must offer you a position AT NO COST. Who ever heard of a traditional company CHARGING YOU to WORK FOR THEM? Yet SO MANY COMPANIES these days do EXACTLY THAT! 4) They also must be willing to GIVE you THE SUCCESS TOOLS YOU NEED to BUILD your business AT NO CHARGE. Don't join companies that CHARGE YOU for business-building materials! 5) They must be willing to PAY YOU a GENEROUS COMMISSION that will allow you to continue working with them. How dumb can some companies be to expect YOU to work for PEANUTS while they make FORTUNES SELLING THINGS to you for money you NEED TO MAKE! 6) Finally, they need to BE AVAILABLE WHEN you need help, NOT 48-56 hours LATER, when your potential client has "cooled off" and is "no longer interested"! If you follow these guidelines, you CANNOT LOSE. But when you screen most of the so-called "opportunities", VERY FEW survive! Now, here's the BEST PART: I HAVE FOUND SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY. It is steadily sending me BIGGER AND BIGGER CHECKS each passing month! NO INVENTORY NO SHIPPING NO PAPERWORK NO PHONE CALLING NO TAKING ORDERS NO STOCKING OR RE-STOCKING All I have to do is let good people like youself know about this amazing opportunity, and let them experience the amazing benefits this company and its products have to offer, and the rest is handled by the great company I work with. Among the OUTSTANDING BENEFITS: 1) FREE PROMOTIONAL WEBSITES (MANY, NOT just one!) 2) FREE SAMPLES sent by the company to YOUR CUSTOMERS, at THE COMPANY'S EXPENSE, not yours! 3) FREE informational e-Books and reports that help YOU g-r-o-w YOUR business! 4) A WELL-ESTABLISHED, STABLE, SOLID COMPANY! 5) UNIQUE (not "me too") PRODUCTS! 6) EXCELLENT CUSTOMER and DISTRIBUTOR SUPPORT! 7) OUTSTANDING 50% COMMISSIONS + BONUSES to get you started making REAL MONEY (NOT peanuts)! Please ask yourself: ------------------- I) Do I want REAL Money, NOT promises? II) Do I want the chance to OFFER "PRODUCTS THAT MAKE A REAL DIFFERENCE in the QUALITY of people's lives", NOT overpriced JUNK that only WASTES THEIR MONEY? III) Do I want MONTHLY, ONGOING, EVER-INCREASING INCOME? IV) Do I want a FREE, COMPLETELY AUTOMATED "Money Machine" that will make money for me 24 HOURS A DAY, while all I have to do is PROMOTE MY FREE WEBSITES? Then the ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM for YOU is just A CLICK AWAY! Click the link below to GET STARTED NOW on the road to A HEALTHIER LIFE and FINANCIAL FREEDOM: http://www.greenwoodhealth.net/enter You WILL be GLAD you did! ----6048767973642401--

Mutt · 08-03-2004, 05:57 PM

no but Mr. Happy is responding well to the pic in your sig.

Ar3s · 08-03-2004, 05:59 PM

KingDough · 08-03-2004, 06:01 PM

i wouldnt read it much less respond.

this will probably be his first and last day in business..

Matt Frackas · 08-03-2004, 06:04 PM

funny
didnt even go to the URL in the ad
http://www.greenwoodhealth.net/enter

that page says:

WE APOLOGIZE for the SPAM you have received.

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The Spammers membership with us has already been terminated.

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If, however, you wish to contact them directly to express your appreciation of the SPAM they sent you we are happy to provide you with the ability to do so.

Their name is: Fred Pulver

Their real email address is: [email protected]

Should you also be interested in taking any sort of legal action against this SPAMMER please have your attorney contact us regarding any further assistance we may be able to provide you. Please Email Our Office.
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08-03-2004, 05:56 PM	#1
Matt Frackas Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood, CA USA Posts: 453	Would you respond to this ad? LOL just got this spam. Where do these fuckin idiots come from? Ads like this defy all rules of marketing! I have left it formatted as I recieved it: Dear Fellow Entrepreneur, Over the years, I have tried many different ways to generate active AND passive income, but without much luck. However, I did not give up. I always believed the PERFECT DREAM BUSINESS was out there, and all I had to do is persist until I found it. Along the way, I realized a few important facts: 1) All successful companies are ultimately PRODUCT or SERVICE-DRIVEN. That is, NO ONE can make any money until a PRODUCT or SERVICE is PURCHASED. This eliminates the "pyramid schemes" that make a major part of their income from enrollments. 2) You cannot REMAIN successful if you do not offer UNIQUE services or products whose PERCEIVED VALUE EXCEEDS the money that is required to obtain them. People ONLY part with their money when the PERCEIVED VALUE of what you offer exceeds what they must spend to obtain what you are offering. 3) The company must offer you a position AT NO COST. Who ever heard of a traditional company CHARGING YOU to WORK FOR THEM? Yet SO MANY COMPANIES these days do EXACTLY THAT! 4) They also must be willing to GIVE you THE SUCCESS TOOLS YOU NEED to BUILD your business AT NO CHARGE. Don't join companies that CHARGE YOU for business-building materials! 5) They must be willing to PAY YOU a GENEROUS COMMISSION that will allow you to continue working with them. How dumb can some companies be to expect YOU to work for PEANUTS while they make FORTUNES SELLING THINGS to you for money you NEED TO MAKE! 6) Finally, they need to BE AVAILABLE WHEN you need help, NOT 48-56 hours LATER, when your potential client has "cooled off" and is "no longer interested"! If you follow these guidelines, you CANNOT LOSE. But when you screen most of the so-called "opportunities", VERY FEW survive! Now, here's the BEST PART: I HAVE FOUND SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY. It is steadily sending me BIGGER AND BIGGER CHECKS each passing month! NO INVENTORY NO SHIPPING NO PAPERWORK NO PHONE CALLING NO TAKING ORDERS NO STOCKING OR RE-STOCKING All I have to do is let good people like youself know about this amazing opportunity, and let them experience the amazing benefits this company and its products have to offer, and the rest is handled by the great company I work with. Among the OUTSTANDING BENEFITS: 1) FREE PROMOTIONAL WEBSITES (MANY, NOT just one!) 2) FREE SAMPLES sent by the company to YOUR CUSTOMERS, at THE COMPANY'S EXPENSE, not yours! 3) FREE informational e-Books and reports that help YOU g-r-o-w YOUR business! 4) A WELL-ESTABLISHED, STABLE, SOLID COMPANY! 5) UNIQUE (not "me too") PRODUCTS! 6) EXCELLENT CUSTOMER and DISTRIBUTOR SUPPORT! 7) OUTSTANDING 50% COMMISSIONS + BONUSES to get you started making REAL MONEY (NOT peanuts)! Please ask yourself: ------------------- I) Do I want REAL Money, NOT promises? II) Do I want the chance to OFFER "PRODUCTS THAT MAKE A REAL DIFFERENCE in the QUALITY of people's lives", NOT overpriced JUNK that only WASTES THEIR MONEY? III) Do I want MONTHLY, ONGOING, EVER-INCREASING INCOME? IV) Do I want a FREE, COMPLETELY AUTOMATED "Money Machine" that will make money for me 24 HOURS A DAY, while all I have to do is PROMOTE MY FREE WEBSITES? Then the ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM for YOU is just A CLICK AWAY! Click the link below to GET STARTED NOW on the road to A HEALTHIER LIFE and FINANCIAL FREEDOM: http://www.greenwoodhealth.net/enter You WILL be GLAD you did! ----6048767973642401-- __________________ MattsMoney.com The King of Amateurs MattsModels.com Online since 1999 icq: 234750958

08-03-2004, 05:59 PM	#3
Ar3s So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ : 207880728 Posts: 4,307	lol

08-03-2004, 06:01 PM	#4
KingDough Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: lap of luxury - or whatever this whore's name is Posts: 143	i wouldnt read it much less respond. this will probably be his first and last day in business.. __________________ global/lifetime affiliate tracking cookies written on FHG pages Pleasure King Studios

08-03-2004, 06:04 PM	#5
Matt Frackas Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood, CA USA Posts: 453	funny didnt even go to the URL in the ad http://www.greenwoodhealth.net/enter that page says: WE APOLOGIZE for the SPAM you have received. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Spammers membership with us has already been terminated. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If, however, you wish to contact them directly to express your appreciation of the SPAM they sent you we are happy to provide you with the ability to do so. Their name is: Fred Pulver Their real email address is: [email protected] Should you also be interested in taking any sort of legal action against this SPAMMER please have your attorney contact us regarding any further assistance we may be able to provide you. Please Email Our Office. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________ MattsMoney.com The King of Amateurs MattsModels.com Online since 1999 icq: 234750958

08-03-2004, 05:57 PM	#2
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	no but Mr. Happy is responding well to the pic in your sig.