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id hit it
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I'd hit it
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The item for sale is the virginity of a pretty 17 year old girl named Hillarie from massachusets. She has been forced to sell her virginity via ebay due to upcoming college fees and her severe agrophobia(only joking). She is up for trying anything once...or twice...or three times... She is not very picky at all and as long as you're human she'll be happy. She is a vegetarian and bisexual, so this auction is for pretty much everyone. However, she does have some standards, so no-one over the age of 50 and no-one with an STD should bid. This auction is CASH ONLY, LOCAL PICKUP auction only. After you will you will be emailed her location and you and she will arrange the meet. PLEASE DO NOT BID IF YOU ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN THE BRUTAL SLAUGHTER OF INNOCENT VIRGINS, you must at least be prepared to also have sex(another incredibly funny joke) . ![]() This is a serious auction! She does not travel to you, you travel to her. The post-auction arrangements are entirly up to her and you must pay for your flights(if applicable) and accomodation. She has the right to cancel at any time for any reason post-auction. Bid carefully [\quote] could be illegal in some states |
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police setup
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Damn only 17 that's just so wrong
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haha, Jer saw that the same time I did
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God is Brazilian
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Just read that she's 17.
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I'm a great bowler.
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She's fucking 17! If you win the bid couldn't that get you arrested for something?!?!?
Also, she is a vegetarian and bisexual - if she's a virgin then how in the FUCK would she know that!?!?!? ![]()
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God is Brazilian
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i'm going to put a $1k bid down in a sec
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WTF????
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j/k
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Also, she may be a virgin, but that doesn't mean she hasn't sucked tons of cocks and eaten more pussy than the average korean eats ina lifetime.
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God is Brazilian
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i bidded it!
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17 fucking years old ... lol
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Not bad after she got 18
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shes too old for me
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this is the 2nd time i heard such virginity auction at ebay. is this legal?
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Tap into MOBILE!
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that's some final value fee!
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The thing that I thought was the best about the auction "LOCAL PICKUP auction only." rofl!
![]() Current: US $9,000,101.00 Thats fucking insane. Thats a lifetime of sex at the Bunny Ranch.
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Damn ugly auction!!
Why the fuck sell a virginity??? This piss me off!!!
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![]() Q: can i break out the cooter punch and wear a magic hat and use my wand to make her stomp like a rhino answered on: Aug-06-04 A: No!
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Q: Can i start wankin it tonight and save all the sperm in the freezer bring it over and have her eat it or pour it all over her? answered on: Aug-06-04
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"The item you requested (5512586246) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has either not started and is not yet available for viewing, or has expired and is no longer available."
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whers the buy it now link? haha that is just too funny
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lol, and it is gone
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The item you requested (5512586246) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has either not started and is not yet available for viewing, or has expired and is no longer available
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My time is coming...
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Hot diggity
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hmm.. i think its been removed!
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Invalid Item
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Gimme a minute I'll upload some screen shots I took when it first started.
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waits for pics
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geez nice printscreen
how about saving the image file only of the bigger pic she pretty cute though |
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If I wasn't an adult webmaster, I would swear that was a joke. But I've seen too much in this biz. There REALLY ARE sick fucks like that out there. |
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Sorry im lazy...
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invalid
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read above....
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