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Old 08-26-2004, 01:36 AM   #1
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Ever Caught Your Dick In Your Zip?

Fucking hell, I knew someone who was in trouble over this and had to go to hospital.
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Old 08-26-2004, 01:37 AM   #2
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Another surfer?
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Old 08-26-2004, 01:42 AM   #3
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I once caught another mans dick in my zipper

Come on!!.. I was drunk!
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Old 08-26-2004, 01:55 AM   #4
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I once caught another mans dick in my zipper

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Old 08-26-2004, 02:12 AM   #5
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Fucking hell, I knew someone who was in trouble over this and had to go to hospital.
Nah my dick is way too small to make it to the zipper.
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Old 08-26-2004, 02:13 AM   #6
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I leave it occasionally.. I usually go walk the dog commando.. and end up with a piece of skin missing. It's painful.
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Old 08-26-2004, 02:16 AM   #7
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Yes, once

It will never happen again!
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Old 08-26-2004, 02:17 AM   #8
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Fucking hell, I knew someone who was in trouble over this and had to go to hospital.
i hope the nurse was hot
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Old 08-26-2004, 02:45 AM   #9
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i hope the nurse was hot
I hope not..
Imagine getting an erection while your dick is still stuck in the zipper..
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Old 08-26-2004, 08:53 AM   #10
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that will hurt as HELL
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Old 08-26-2004, 08:54 AM   #11
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Yeah and it fucking hurts like hell!
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Old 08-26-2004, 08:56 AM   #12
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Old 08-26-2004, 09:47 AM   #13
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We have a bleeder!
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Old 08-26-2004, 09:53 AM   #14
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mine is well blended, no need to cover it up

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Old 08-26-2004, 09:56 AM   #15
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Old 08-26-2004, 09:57 AM   #16
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No, but a buddy of mine once did.... SCREAMED like he was being fucking crucified
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Old 08-26-2004, 10:02 AM   #17
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Old 08-26-2004, 10:33 AM   #18
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:00 AM   #19
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That fucking hurts . happened to me twice ... I hope it never happen again

moral of the story : Wear underwear
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:36 AM   #20
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No and I'm very careful so it will never happen to me
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:42 AM   #21
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That fucking hurts . happened to me twice ... I hope it never happen again

moral of the story : Wear underwear
Fool you (twice)... won't get fooled again?

I learned this lesson as a child... never go commando in pants with zippers.
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:30 AM   #22
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it hurts you know...
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Old 08-27-2004, 02:00 AM   #23
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That fucking hurts . happened to me twice ... I hope it never happen again

moral of the story : Wear underwear
The one time I did it, I was going commando just to do something real quick. I learned that moral very well and have not repeated it since. Besides, going commando sucks, because my balls stick to my leg and for some reason that is REALLY uncomfortable.
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Old 08-27-2004, 02:08 AM   #24
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Last month... first time in 30 years.

I was stuck, couldn't get it out... I kept trying to pull the fly back down. My wife freaked and wouldn't even LOOK at it for me.

I finally realized it was stuck UNDER the fly and pulled UP... presto, I was free!
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