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Old 07-04-2001, 08:21 AM   #101
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Old 07-04-2001, 08:23 AM   #102
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How come I didn't get 199 replies when I
posted my 1st message on this board?

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Old 07-04-2001, 08:29 AM   #103
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Jenna let me say hello to you as well

Looks like I'm a bit of a late bloomer to thise post, but I'm sure there will be many many more!

I look forward to working with jennacash with you, hope it turns out well

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Old 07-04-2001, 08:36 AM   #104
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I bet that at least 10 different gallery submissions were made already to major TGPs, and they all have the same content from that one and only zip file on jennacash.com
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Old 07-04-2001, 08:40 AM   #105
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Hello Jenna, happy posting.

Anyway, a question for Lensman or any of the AP Crew... is jennacash.com an ICS program?
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Old 07-04-2001, 08:44 AM   #106
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How come I didn't get 199 replies when I
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uh, because your name is not Jenna and you have a dick?

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Old 07-04-2001, 09:14 AM   #107
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Jenna each week the longest post is rewarded by an DVD player. Read more about it here

Welcome to the board.

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Old 07-04-2001, 09:26 AM   #108
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I bet that at least 10 different gallery submissions were made already to major TGPs, and they all have the same content from that one and only zip file on jennacash.com
There's already more content to use... not of Jenna though.

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Old 07-04-2001, 10:01 AM   #109
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The DVD thing everyone is talking about, on GFY we give a dvd player each week to person that starts the longest thread, minus their own posts.
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Old 07-04-2001, 10:22 AM   #110
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Must be that Jenna will win it this week huh?

How to win a DvD-Player.......

Act like you are Jenna and start a topic


Kidding.... I believe it's her.
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Old 07-04-2001, 10:37 AM   #111
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Old 07-04-2001, 10:54 AM   #112
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thank you 4 all the pics & movies that you made. A site with your name or pic in it always sells better ! So thanks for all the $$$.
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Old 07-04-2001, 11:20 AM   #113
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wolfshade.... uhm, your board was borring, needed some shit stirring... but they're still calling themselves hamsters for all I know.... can't be good...
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Old 07-04-2001, 11:29 AM   #114
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MAG ARE YA KIDDING?????

That's perfect nothing like a midnight hampster snack for a hungry wolf

And BTW for teh shit stirring we have 12clicks

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Old 07-04-2001, 11:33 AM   #115
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Jenna-
A warm welcome to you! I love seeing you on film and on covers of magazines! You're so hot! one of the best times I had was at a club in Portland, Or where you were a guest. I blieve it was called Star's Cabaret. I'll never forget that. You put the rest of the dancers there to shame. With the sexy ways that you move.......mmmm. I get hard just thinking of that day.

I'm an up and cumming erotic photographer and dream of the days when I can do work with the likes of you. You rule, babe!

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Old 07-04-2001, 12:49 PM   #116
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I bet that at least 10 different gallery submissions were made already to major TGPs, and they all have the same content from that one and only zip file on jennacash.com
I will be adding pix regularly, to www.jennacash.com, for webmasters to use in order to help drive some more traffic to www.clubjenna.com ...Hey , I'm learning! I like this board..no Brad.LOL You guys rock!!
Hugs JJ

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Old 07-04-2001, 12:50 PM   #117
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where's the snapshot we all wanna see ?
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Old 07-04-2001, 01:03 PM   #118
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Jenna ignored Soul
now Soul is sad :-(
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Old 07-04-2001, 01:12 PM   #119
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Who's Jenna Jameson?

Just doing my part to help her win the DVD Player, whoever she is.

Welcome to the Board Jenna!

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Old 07-04-2001, 01:19 PM   #120
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well i might be the FNG but i know a good thing when i smell it.

welcome home Jenna
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Old 07-04-2001, 02:43 PM   #121
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Hi JJ, from JJJ
Welcome to GFY!

I'm on my way to go check out jennacash.

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Old 07-04-2001, 02:49 PM   #122
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wolf, I got to admit... 12clicks won the palm... but it's funny how he's getting nicer and nicer on my board hehe
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Old 07-04-2001, 03:26 PM   #123
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Don't cry Soul, I didn't ignore you.

But hey what did you expect? You send a girl a TeddyBear, and you'll find it tossed aside with all the others, from every other guy that sends her stuff.

Hey ElvisManson, me and you C-I-2-I on this one.

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Old 07-04-2001, 03:58 PM   #124
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Jenna,

Who do I have to murder, bribe or maim to get my paws on some of your pics?

Would be nice to have some licensed Jenna content I could use

Would go nicely as free content for my webmasters promoting my celebdialer

After all you were voted queen of porn 3 times in a row (Yeah I keep track*LOL*)

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Old 07-04-2001, 04:56 PM   #125
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Usually I don't do it.....but you wanted man, so......secret revealed!
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Old 07-04-2001, 05:23 PM   #126
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FIGHT - Rolling Stones from Dirtywork album


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Old 07-04-2001, 08:31 PM   #127
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Jenna, is this site another of yours??...or is it a cheap imitation http://www.just-jenna.com/
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Old 07-04-2001, 10:33 PM   #128
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Soul, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

But if you need an ass whoopin, I can help you out.

I think, I'll need to ask Gemini's hubby Howie for a little advice first though.
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Old 07-04-2001, 11:53 PM   #129
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It's good to see so many American webmasters spending their 4th of July posting to the board .

Jenna... Go Fuck Yourself!

Also, if you don't want your DVD player, I could use one and my birthday's coming up next week [hint hint] . Just look at my info and give me a holler (but none of that exuberant cybersex stuff! I'm trying to get work done here so we can afford to set up a shoot with ya. ).




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Old 07-05-2001, 04:15 AM   #130
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WEll, "Jenna", in which car is your pretty ass sitting now?
When do we see you in Vegas again?
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Old 07-05-2001, 01:43 PM   #131
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Thanks askmomma, for the heads-up on that crappy site... UGH. Another loser imitation! Never any need to look any further than www.clubjenna.com
Gonna go cruise my Mercedes CL600 (for those of you who wanted to know)
hehehehehe
Love and smooches,
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Old 07-05-2001, 04:26 PM   #132
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I hope it has good A/C
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Old 07-05-2001, 04:42 PM   #133
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BOY HOW FAST THIS POST GREW....

Is it a record ...

Anyone know?

and......
Welcome to the board Jenna...

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Old 07-06-2001, 03:41 AM   #134
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my favorite pics of jenna I think are with the formula race cars in some kind of garage and then two of the mechanics are tinkering around with her (ie: they are having a fucking good time)... anyone have those pics? from what i remember there were some amazing BJ pics in that photo set... i'm a sucker for BJ's... Oops I mean a "suckee".

stalk to ya later jenna


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Old 07-06-2001, 04:22 AM   #135
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This is the 2nd largest post on gfy ever...

i believe the hun had the biggest (around 160 reply's)
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Old 07-06-2001, 03:24 PM   #136
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heh heh...welcome and GO FUCK YOURSELF! too

How's Bad Unkle been treating ya lately?

He was talking about you starting a site last year..glad you finally took the plunge!


Welcome to the wonderful world of Adult WebMistressing...if ya need any help...hit me up!

(err..and I'll point you in the direction of someone who knows what they're doing!)

Have fun and don't slip on the puddles!

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Old 07-06-2001, 05:33 PM   #137
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hey I just signed up for Jenna Cash...

Lets make some loot My Sista!
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Old 07-06-2001, 06:24 PM   #138
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You are the man Boneprone... Money is my middle name!!!!
hehehehe
Thanks Badgurl, might just hit you up...
Jenna
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Old 07-06-2001, 06:49 PM   #139
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Old 07-06-2001, 07:03 PM   #141
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The man they call Raven is still waiting for those pictures.

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OK guys, IT IS ME!!!! I don't have a cam yet, but I will figure out a way to post a pick tomorrow... http://jennacash.com


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Old 07-06-2001, 08:28 PM   #142
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I already got a "Jenna" gallery listed at RR and gregpix. Actually, it was the "Briana" pics, and when greg saw her tits he nearly crapped his pants he got a woody so fast.

Note to self: New fantasy -- Jenna + Briana + CD = Monogomous 3-some 4-life

Jenna, last I checked I had no signups, but they're clicken, and they're damned curious. Only a matter of time now til you rake in your 10th million (or 50th, or...)

BTW, you were fabulous in "Jenna Inc" and also "Photoplay", I own both. I also saw you in "Blue Movie", but as I recall you only did a single performance in that one, and I remember wishing that you had've done more (with me of course)
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Old 07-06-2001, 09:04 PM   #143
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Just a few quick questions:

#1. Who'd win in a fight, you or Chasey Lane?

#2. Have you had sex with Ron Jeremy? If the answer is no, why the fuck not?

#3. Don't you think 12clicks is a dick?

#4. Is it's not much to ask may I eat your ass?

Write back as soon as you can.
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Old 07-07-2001, 07:40 AM   #144
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Old 07-07-2001, 08:49 AM   #145
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Jenna ignored Soul
now Soul is sad :-(
Don't be sad...I love the teddy.. He's all cute! I am still learning how to post on this bard, it's much different than mine on clubjenna. How was your forth?

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That didn't sound like an answer to me.
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Jenna, now I'm feeling much better :-))


Redshoe and CDSmith, both you received an appropriate answer :-0
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Old 07-07-2001, 09:49 AM   #148
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Teddy Bears make the Best Friends
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They don't tell you that you have bad breath.

They never borrow money.

They never beat you at checkers.

They don't complain when you eat potatoe chips in bed.

Tehy don't laugh at your clothes.

They never borrow your favortie sweater.

They don't outgrow you intellectually.

Tehy don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies.

They are never disloyal, critical or ungrateful.

They don't interrupt when you are talking.

They never tell you that you are too fat.

They don't eat all the popcorn at the movies.

They don't get jealous of your other friends.

They don't tell you how to drive.

They don't hog the bathroom.

They don't embarrass you at parties.

They never leave dirty socks on the floor.

They don't get sick.

They never say "I told you so".

They are not noisy and they don't have fleas.

They listen to all of your problems.

They are always ready to give you a hug.

They always love you, just the way you are. --unknown--
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As quoted by fillet of soul....

They don't tell you that you have bad breath.

CD-- I'd put up with any breath Jenna cared to breath my way. I'd inhale it deeply and love it. I'd even suck on her toes....let's see a stupid teddy bear do that.


They never borrow money.

CD-- I do just fine on my own, it wouldn't be Jenna's money I'd be focusing on.


They never beat you at checkers.

CD-- Jenna could beat me with anything (and I suck at checkers)


They don't complain when you eat potatoe chips in bed.


CD-- I'd eat Jenna while she eats potato chips in bed.


Tehy don't laugh at your clothes.


CD-- Jenna wouldn't have much need for clothes around me.


They never borrow your favortie sweater.

CD-- so?


They don't outgrow you intellectually.

CD-- duhhhhhh huh??


Tehy don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies.

CD-- Pls see potato chip answer above


They are never disloyal, critical or ungrateful.

CD-- Neither are they helpful, encouraging or appreciative.


They don't interrupt when you are talking.

CD-- I'd find other ways of occupying my silver tongue with Jenna.


They never tell you that you are too fat.

CD-- We'd burn it off, oh my would we ever burn it off.

They don't eat all the popcorn at the movies.

CD-- I'd feed Jenna popcorn, and whatever else she is hungry for.
NEXT!


They don't get jealous of your other friends.

CD-- HA! the rest of the world's males & the entire lesbian population would be jealous of ME. I'm not the jealous type at any rate.


They don't tell you how to drive.

CD-- I'd be driving miss Jenna. Hey, do teddy bears even know HOW to drive?


They don't hog the bathroom.

CD-- I'd institute an "open-door policy" just for Jenna
BTW...
"you know the honeymoon is over,
the romance a dying flower
when she comes in to take a shit
while you are in the shower" ~~ Also unknown.


They don't embarrass you at parties.

CD-- Wait, let me take this lampshade off my head.....HEY, I wouldn't embarass Jenna ever!!

They never leave dirty socks on the floor.

CD-- Isn't that what hampers are for? (along with storing stinky teddy bears?)


They don't get sick.

CD-- You ever seen a teddy bear start losing it's stuffing? Pathetic, and there's no known cure either.


They never say "I told you so".

CD-- I'm sure Jenna's learned from her mistakes without my negative input. Again, I'd be keeping busy with her in more productive ways.


They are not noisy and they don't have fleas.

CD-- Ever leave one outside for a few days? At least I can shower (with Jenna)


They listen to all of your problems.

CD-- Ya, sure they do.


They are always ready to give you a hug.

CD-- I'd have to be dead and in jail to not be able to hug Jenna XSqueeze-me.


They always love you, just the way you are.

CD-- Yes, I love her JUST the way she is.


I'd say it's CD - 20, teddy bear - 0


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Old 07-07-2001, 02:52 PM   #150
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Jenna stay away from such sick minds! Look what he's doing every night! Don't mess with him....

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