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abyss_al · 09-24-2004, 12:14 PM

100

change of plans.... i want this to end fast

everyone can post more than just twice

enjoy! and good luck.

NinjaSteve · 09-24-2004, 12:45 PM

keep your friends close but your enemies even closer - The godfather

"Hell I like you son, you can come to my house and fuck my sister." - Full Metal Jacket

NinjaSteve · 09-24-2004, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
100

change of plans.... i want this to end fast

everyone can post more than just twice

enjoy! and good luck.

Unlimited posts and quotes? I love you (but I'm not in love with you). Thanks.

NinjaSteve · 09-24-2004, 12:50 PM

"Show me the money!" - Jerry Maguire

abyss_al · 09-24-2004, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NinjaSteve
Unlimited posts and quotes? I love you (but I'm not in love with you). Thanks.

NinjaSteve · 09-24-2004, 01:30 PM

Those are awesome hookas. A friend of mine says the experience is great too.

"AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes." - Jackie Brown

NinjaSteve · 09-24-2004, 01:47 PM

It's not what's happening to you now or what has happened in your past that determines who you become. Rather, it's your decisions about what to focus on, what things mean to you, and what you're going to do about them that will determine your ultimate destiny. - Anthony Robbins

Doctor Dre · 09-24-2004, 02:15 PM

Damn your hookah looks very similar to mine

abyss_al · 09-24-2004, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Damn your hookah looks very similar to mine

i got like ten of them

fusionx · 09-24-2004, 02:36 PM

One of my all time favorites:

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. ? Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, 1973)

NinjaSteve · 09-24-2004, 02:57 PM

You don't need proof when you have instinct. - Reservoir Dogs

NinjaSteve · 09-24-2004, 02:58 PM

One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect. - Goodfellas

NinjaSteve · 09-24-2004, 02:58 PM

"Say hello to my little friend!" - scarface

NinjaSteve · 09-24-2004, 03:01 PM

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather

abyss_al · 09-24-2004, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NinjaSteve
You don't need proof when you have instinct. - Reservoir Dogs

i like that

abyss_al · 09-25-2004, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NinjaSteve
One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect. - Goodfellas

cool

GiantGnome · 09-25-2004, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
slept early

hurt my back on sunday at the shoot..cant stay up late or sleep long... vicodines are helping though

How can you hurt your back at a shoot?

abyss_al · 09-25-2004, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GiantGnome
How can you hurt your back at a shoot?

we took our quads with us, and i hurt it lifting up into the truck

GiantGnome · 09-25-2004, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
we took our quads with us, and i hurt it lifting up into the truck

yep lifting a quad will do that.

i hope you heal up soon.

Thomas · 09-25-2004, 02:14 AM

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.?

Goose · 09-25-2004, 02:16 AM

lol good stuff!

digifan · 09-25-2004, 03:54 AM

Congrats

Abyss_Vee · 09-25-2004, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GiantGnome
yep lifting a quad will do that.
i hope you heal up soon.

i named my penis quad... thats what he was actually lifting

Wiggles · 09-25-2004, 08:38 AM

"We're in bat country now." - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

If you've seen the movie you'll get it.

GiantGnome · 09-25-2004, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
i named my penis quad... thats what he was actually lifting

abyss_al · 09-25-2004, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
i named my penis quad... thats what he was actually lifting

fucker

Abyss_Vee · 09-25-2004, 09:40 AM

i wanna see some funny quotes..cmon guys

Basic_man · 09-25-2004, 09:41 AM

- Do it, now. - Starsky and Hutch !

fusionx · 09-25-2004, 10:03 AM

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Barf the Mog, from Sapceballs

.:St Ides:. · 09-25-2004, 10:05 AM

I think you're an asshole. No, no, let me correct that, an immature asshole. Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes

.:St Ides:. · 09-25-2004, 10:06 AM

Dr. Rumack:
Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Clarence Oveur:
I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack:
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Clarence Oveur:
No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack:
Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Clarence Oveur:
Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack:
You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Capt. Clarence Oveur:
No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.

GiantGnome · 09-25-2004, 10:07 AM

i named my penis quad... thats what he was actually lifting -Abyss_Vee

.:St Ides:. · 09-25-2004, 10:10 AM

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holly Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

fusionx · 09-25-2004, 10:10 AM

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

.:St Ides:. · 09-25-2004, 10:11 AM

There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

.:St Ides:. · 09-25-2004, 10:12 AM

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

.:St Ides:. · 09-25-2004, 10:13 AM

Sho'nuff:
Am I the meanest?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Am I the prettiest?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Am I the baddest, mo-fo, low-down, around this town?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Well, who am I?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Who am I?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
I can't hear you.
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff:
The Shogun of Harlem!

.:St Ides:. · 09-25-2004, 10:14 AM

Would you kindly keep your balls off my tumbling mat?

.:St Ides:. · 09-25-2004, 10:17 AM

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!

fusionx · 09-25-2004, 10:18 AM

The almighty says he can get me outta this, but he's pretty sure you're fucked!

(Braveheart)

Abyss_Vee · 09-25-2004, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
Sho'nuff:
Am I the meanest?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Am I the prettiest?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Am I the baddest, mo-fo, low-down, around this town?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Well, who am I?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Who am I?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
I can't hear you.
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff:
The Shogun of Harlem!

NinjaSteve · 09-25-2004, 05:54 PM

"You see, I don't want to do good things, I want to do great things." - Lex Luthor from the number one hit TV show off all time - Smallville

Intrigue · 09-25-2004, 06:03 PM

a few of my fav. quotes

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
- Robert Orben

"The cynics are right nine times out of ten."
- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

EDIT:

almost forgot this one by good ol' abe

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Screaming · 09-25-2004, 06:12 PM

Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.
William Shakespeare

Respect yourself and others will respect you.
Confucius

hetomito · 09-25-2004, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NinjaSteve
keep your friends close but your enemies even closer - The godfather

"Hell I like you son, you can come to my house and fuck my sister." - Full Metal Jacket

ahahahahaaha Steve, you made my day again!! Thank You.

NinjaSteve · 09-25-2004, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hetomito
ahahahahaaha Steve, you made my day again!! Thank You.

Glad to be of service

GiantGnome · 09-25-2004, 06:28 PM

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

GiantGnome · 09-25-2004, 06:32 PM

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

Heather Hamptons · 09-25-2004, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stewie
Congrats.

1. "You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means."

2. "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

lol @ number 1

Princess Bride? (Inconceivable!!)

abyss_al · 09-25-2004, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Screaming
Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.
William Shakespeare

Respect yourself and others will respect you.
Confucius

09-24-2004, 12:14 PM	#101
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09-24-2004, 12:45 PM	#102
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	keep your friends close but your enemies even closer - The godfather "Hell I like you son, you can come to my house and fuck my sister." - Full Metal Jacket __________________ ...

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NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	"Show me the money!" - Jerry Maguire __________________ ...

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NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	Those are awesome hookas. A friend of mine says the experience is great too. "AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes." - Jackie Brown __________________ ...

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NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	It's not what's happening to you now or what has happened in your past that determines who you become. Rather, it's your decisions about what to focus on, what things mean to you, and what you're going to do about them that will determine your ultimate destiny. - Anthony Robbins __________________ ...

09-24-2004, 02:36 PM	#110
fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	One of my all time favorites: A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. ? Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, 1973)

09-24-2004, 02:57 PM	#111
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	You don't need proof when you have instinct. - Reservoir Dogs __________________ ...

09-24-2004, 02:58 PM	#112
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect. - Goodfellas __________________ ...

09-24-2004, 02:58 PM	#113
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	"Say hello to my little friend!" - scarface __________________ ...

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09-25-2004, 10:03 AM	#129
fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! Barf the Mog, from Sapceballs

09-25-2004, 10:05 AM	#130
.:St Ides:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,857	I think you're an asshole. No, no, let me correct that, an immature asshole. Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes

09-25-2004, 10:06 AM	#131
.:St Ides:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,857	Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Capt. Clarence Oveur: I can't tell. Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor. Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure. Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Capt. Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"? Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.

09-25-2004, 10:07 AM	#132
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	i named my penis quad... thats what he was actually lifting -Abyss_Vee __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

09-25-2004, 10:10 AM	#133
.:St Ides:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,857	I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holly Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

09-25-2004, 10:10 AM	#134
fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

09-25-2004, 10:11 AM	#135
.:St Ides:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,857	There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

09-25-2004, 10:12 AM	#136
.:St Ides:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,857	Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

09-25-2004, 10:13 AM	#137
.:St Ides:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,857	Sho'nuff: Am I the meanest? Sho'nuff's gang: Sho'nuff. Sho'nuff: Am I the prettiest? Sho'nuff's gang: Sho'nuff. Sho'nuff: Am I the baddest, mo-fo, low-down, around this town? Sho'nuff's gang: Sho'nuff. Sho'nuff: Well, who am I? Sho'nuff's gang: Sho'nuff. Sho'nuff: Who am I? Sho'nuff's gang: Sho'nuff. Sho'nuff: I can't hear you. Sho'nuff's gang: Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff: The Shogun of Harlem!

09-25-2004, 10:14 AM	#138
.:St Ides:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,857	Would you kindly keep your balls off my tumbling mat?

09-25-2004, 10:17 AM	#139
.:St Ides:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,857	I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!

09-25-2004, 10:18 AM	#140
fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	The almighty says he can get me outta this, but he's pretty sure you're fucked! (Braveheart)

09-25-2004, 05:54 PM	#142
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	"You see, I don't want to do good things, I want to do great things." - Lex Luthor from the number one hit TV show off all time - Smallville __________________ ...

09-25-2004, 06:03 PM	#143
Intrigue Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ohio, US Posts: 662	a few of my fav. quotes "Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben "The cynics are right nine times out of ten." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956) EDIT: almost forgot this one by good ol' abe "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) Last edited by Intrigue; 09-25-2004 at 06:05 PM..

09-25-2004, 06:12 PM	#144
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood. William Shakespeare Respect yourself and others will respect you. Confucius __________________

09-25-2004, 06:28 PM	#147
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

09-25-2004, 06:32 PM	#148
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader