stocktrader23

Get off the shit resolution fuckernuts!

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Babaganoosh

Unfortunately a ton of surfers are going to see this post I'll bet. Seems like there are a bunch of them around lately.

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foolio

lol, you should actually use 750

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Babaganoosh

A necessary evil.

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stocktrader23

Those assholes can kiss the 10 pixels of my page goodbye then.

But why 750?

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Napolean

rolls off the tongue a lot easier

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foolio

LOL - I feel ya

but why 750? Its just a rounder number.

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Fake Nick

you can just have a different "old school" page for those surfers , any person who has been busy with creating adult orientated sites for longer than 5 minutes knows this

stocktrader23

At my resolution a page optimized for 800x600 looks like a toothpick on a piece of paper.

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smack

fuck them. they will conform to the new standards or be doomed to a life of side scrolling their browsers!

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foolio

if 800x600 is the max your screen can go it looks quite nice. My older laptop has it and its fine. When you use the higer-end (newer) screens to go down to 800x600 thats when it looks like shit.

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Fake Nick

and your point is ?

you really know shit about webmasterring

you should

a learn some more

b remain a fulltime stocktrader

c curse at me because you think I am wrong

stocktrader23

I already do that.

http://www.adultnoobie.com/test.html

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stocktrader23

a) I've never had a day in my life I didn't learn something.

b) I don't trade stocks.

c) You are wrong you fucking idiot.

d) Your board persona blows. I know you dream of being the next Boneprone or Pimpdog but in the world of trolls you are one with the pink poofy hair.

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ChewbaCreative

it's true - i'm waitin; for the day whey these fuckers buy new monitors

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foolio

Halycon? or whatever his name is....

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Fake Nick

I post here for no other reason than MY entertainment, not yours

tell my why I am wrong ? who cares about resolution ? ok you have to make them an extra page, but thats it ,

I ll tell you how it works
, you have scripts that detect screen resolutions , you make a design optimized for each resolution , 800*600 surfers see a design that matches their resolution is that simple

now tell me how it blocks your creativity ?

crockett

so are 56k users whats your point?

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stocktrader23

I'm glad you are here for entertainment but maybe you should look into some biz related threads.

The way I advertise can't be interrupted with in between pages for the retards to choose their resolution. Most retards wouldn't even know their resolution for that matter. Every extra page in my chain to getting their credit card equals less sales.

And yes, lets do it your way. I'll make 3 or 4 copies of every page I stick on the internet. Nah, you can do that.

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stocktrader23

Don't even get me into 56k. That's like getting on a roller coaster that only goes downhill at 2mph.

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Fake Nick

sure dude , you make money

foolio

why would you make them choose when there are scrips that do it?

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stocktrader23

Who is going to take the time to make 3 or 4 versions of every page regardless?

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Fake Nick

if you have traffic , you would

if you have no traffic , you wouldn't

is really that simple

foolio

why would you make 3 or 4?

one for 800x600

one for people who got thier computer after the year 2000

simple

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Bullshit.

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Fake Nick

your attitude kind of says it all, you clearly know shit about webmasterring still you are too "big" to admit it

stocktrader23

Go troll someone who cares.

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Fake Nick

normally I don't react on those troll allegations , but anyone reading this thread can see I was NOT trolling here , but yeah , your average surfer wont know the diference between trolling and giving advice

stocktrader23

I really hope you don't take yourself seriously.

http://wwwcf.10dollarbigtits.com/ Go argue with Amp about how he should make multiple versions and redirect with a script instead of optimizing the 1 page for anyone.

Or you can go argue with Lensman about how he doesn't have traffic or he would know to do this.

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Fake Nick

lol, they are optimized

stocktrader23

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Who is going to take the time to make 3 or 4 versions of every page regardless?
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if you have traffic , you would

if you have no traffic , you wouldn't

is really that simple

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Fake Nick

do I have to post the screencap of the 800*600 version? you reallly making you look dumber by the minute

FlyingIguana

just use width=100%

now everyone is happy and can spank their monkey all day

stocktrader23

Post it moron. You said to make multiple versions of your page and if I had traffic I'd know that.

I think Lensman has traffic and there's only 1 version.

Jump froggy.

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Fake Nick

you make all sorts of claims about it ? ? and you didn't bother to test it ?

ALL lensmans pages are viewed in 800*600 perfectly ,


this is what it looks like in 800*600




so again , what makes you think he doesn't have it optimised ?

Fake Nick

I just wanted to add one thing!


GET REAL DUDE

foolio

lol, shit you beat me to it

who cares - I am gonna post it anyway

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he will probably still say I am a troll and full of shit

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750 is the magic number.

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stocktrader23

If you can manage to follow the flow of the convo the fact that it is optimized for 800x600 proves my point.

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foolio

hey man don't get pissy with me, I just posted the screenshot

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Fake Nick

he gets pissed at anyone doubting his webmaster skills


but if you do a search for this "stocktrader" you will find all sorts of newbie webmaster questions , some of them REALLY dumb,

I probably also misunderstood stocktrader in this thread, but fact remains if this 800*600 shit bothers you that much and feel like it handicaps your creativity you should just make a separate page for them and stop bitchin about it

Fake Nick

I mean really ! jeez, what the fuck kind of ignorance is this ?

and sure you knew those script existed, yet you think surfers have to CHOOSE themselves ? ?

GET REAL DUDE

stocktrader23

Wow you're good. While you're seaching for my nick you should also find where I freely admit that I don't know much of anything besides how to make money. I always thought that's what the designers, programmers, hosting companies, etc. were for.

I know how to code html by hand.

I don't know how to admin a server.
I don't know programming.
I don't know design.
I don't use photoshop.
I don't use dreamweaver.
I don't submit galleries.
Etc. etc. etc.

Fortunately for me I do know how to use ICQ so I can still get anything done I want.

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Fake Nick

you are not even a stocktrader

buying advertising does not make you a webmaster

and if a webmaster tries to give you genuine advice, don't call him a troll

foolio

I don't give a fuck abot that - this is (supposed to be) a webmaser forum, and at some point everybody was new and had to ask questions. I don't get pissed at that here.

But seriouly stocktrader23 - all I did was post the damm screenshot - never said anything other than I was posting it, lol - so really, don't get pissy with me for posting it... mmmkay?

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Fake Nick

sure everyone has to start somewhere

but he is new knows nothing and pretends to know it all,

if your new you shouldn't be such a smartass about all these things

let me explain things stocktrader23

you can do two things :

- optimise your sites for ALL resolutions ( this is what lensman does)

- make a separate "old school" page for 800*600


what you SHOULDNT do if you have traffic

- say FUCK U to 800*600 by having a site that cannot be viewed by them properly

AnalProbe

table width=100%

problem fixed.