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08-17-2001, 05:51 PM
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Gingerific
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Have you ever farted in a crowed elevator and blamed someone else?
Well, have you? I have, and it's very funny.
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08-17-2001, 05:53 PM
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Gingerific
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Well that should have been "crowded" but I think you get the idea...
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08-17-2001, 09:30 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Hmmm, would your post be considered as "fartspam"?
Actually, I had the perfect job for 15 years (if there is such a thing). I worked in a large city hospital, working with patients. Thing is, hospital wards usually stink pretty bad at the best of times, so if I cut the rose in a patient's room, I just blamed the patient  Some of those old farts smelled better with my gronkstink hangin over them anyway, heh heh <font face="Verdana">___________ CD  * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> +Free content! Is that a stiffy or a wad of 50's? |
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08-18-2001, 02:37 AM
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LOL w/ subject
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08-18-2001, 10:13 AM
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During the years I've made some observations, that have resulted in the following conjecture:
Almost everybody likes the smell of their own farts but fiercly and strongly dislikes the smell of other people's flatulent gases. True or false? What do you think? |
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08-18-2001, 12:14 PM
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Gingerific
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Fartspam! LOL!!!
Lord Assmore -- Absolutely true. |
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08-18-2001, 12:17 PM
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Worse,
I was in a boards meeting sitting on one of those stupid metal chairs. It echoed throughout the whole hall. lol I just casually looked at the person next to me. And so did the audience. lmao |
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08-18-2001, 01:29 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Blondey --
Did the microphone pic up the noise? LOL What about that guy in the "bean" story who made it home late after eating 3 bowls of baked beans after work? ya, it was his birthday, so his wife blindfolded him at the door, led him to the dining room, and then she went to the kitchen to get dinner. The guy let a few prize-winning farts while waiting for his surprise, loud and stinky they was. The last one sounded like a duck quacking. His wife re-entered the dining room, and said "surprise honey, happy birthday!!" whereupon she removed his blindfold, and there seated around the dining table were twelve dinner guests. I love that joke, farts and all <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> +Free content! Is that a stiffy or a wad of 50's? |
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08-18-2001, 01:43 PM
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If it's a good one i would take the full credit myself
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08-18-2001, 02:05 PM
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