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Old 08-18-2001, 09:00 AM   #1
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Pass that PISS TEST GUARANTEED!!

I just got this through ICQ and thought I should share it as it's easily the funniest thing I've read in a while.

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I'm imagining bottles of piss shipped worldwide, with "product" being produced round the clock. Too surreal.
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Old 08-18-2001, 09:04 AM   #2
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whaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! lol
poor postmen
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Old 08-18-2001, 09:15 AM   #3
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or you could...like...not do illegal drugs!

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Old 08-18-2001, 09:40 AM   #4
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I don't understand how you men walk around with those things?

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Old 08-18-2001, 09:54 AM   #5
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Quote:
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I don't understand how you men walk around with those things?
The same could be said of women, too.
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Old 08-18-2001, 03:39 PM   #6
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all those products are scams,,,
i hope no one rely's on that,,

they all have money back gaurantees...

what a joke,,,will they refund all your monies you lost at your job all? hehehe

this is what they say,
sorry sir that you lost your job,,but here is the 30 dollar refund you requested.,,LOL


there are several other ways to pass piss test,,,one way is just drink ALOT of water that you piss clear,,but then they accuse you of flushing

or for unexpected piss tests,,,stick a finger nail, blood, piss on your finger,,basically just try to containamite
the cup...or my favorite carry a thing of VISINE an squirt it in your cup..



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Old 08-19-2001, 01:26 AM   #7
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Originally posted by Tuzz:
or you could...like...not do illegal drugs!
This is simply not an option.


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