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11-16-2004, 11:33 AM
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Best Dear John letter ever!! (Funny)
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it 's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky
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11-16-2004, 11:35 AM
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That's gotta be tough tp be risking your life every day in a war and knowing that your woman is back home getting fucked by some other guy.
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11-16-2004, 11:53 AM
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11-16-2004, 11:57 AM
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old, but funny as hell
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11-16-2004, 12:00 PM
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11-16-2004, 12:10 PM
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11-16-2004, 12:48 PM
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hahaha that is great, pretty clever.
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11-16-2004, 01:04 PM
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omg good for him!! She deserves it.
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11-16-2004, 01:59 PM
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She sure does.
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11-16-2004, 02:00 PM
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haha, good post!
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11-16-2004, 02:03 PM
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good one
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11-16-2004, 02:07 PM
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11-16-2004, 02:53 PM
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11-16-2004, 03:03 PM
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That was pretty funny.
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11-16-2004, 04:57 PM
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lmao!
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