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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2004
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I fucked a PLUMBER last night !!!
... as announced yesterday, I fucked a fat chick last night (haven't been down that road before).
... let me assure you, first and last time ever. I didn't enjoy myself for one minute, she stank, she was sweating and she had some nasty pussy farts. an expirience I could have lived without. nevertheless, I covered her fat face with my sweet load. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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is it wrong if i got a boner while reading this ?
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holla
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Ryde or Die
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did she feed u atleast?
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You were really drunk, no?
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you fucked a PLUMBER or a PLUMPER?
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President of Canada
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how much did the plumber bill you for the time?
those bastards are expensive.
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Well let me ask you this, did she look like this? Cause if she did all I can say is "Way to take one for the team"
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We need more free porn
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The plumber wants to unclog your colon one more time
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I hope she fixed your toilet as she was already there.
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Now with more Jayne
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My father is a plumber.
My mother might be angry about this... ![]()
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The one and only!
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Just for the record. Not all fat girls smell and sweat profusely.
Also...it couldn't have been THAT bad...I mean, you came twice! If you weren't turned on, your dick wouldn't have gotten hard!
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SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text. |
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SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text. |
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so you went "hogging" as they call it.
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always wanted to know how it is to fuck a plumper. now i know without making the nasty experience. thanks for sharing
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you fucked a plumber ??
whats next construction worker |
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Congrats once you go fat you never go back....Well that's usually because you get crushed to death though...
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Tap into MOBILE!
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Ik ben een aap
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A plumber fixes your blocked pipes. I aint ever saw a female plumber...
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We need more free porn
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I just hate it how people assume all fat girls smell and sweat all the time. Sorry it's just not true.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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The one and only!
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I am Amazing Content!
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![]() ... I enjoy life at it's best and I added another slut to my collection yesterday. the chick was lucky I let myself down to her levels, it won't happen again. you either lose weight or even money won't get you my cock. period. |
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Did your dick make it all the way in or were you just fucking one of the rolls on the way to it?
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to answer your question, yes, my condom covered cock made it pass the rolls and struck pussy. and mandy, errr ... forget it. |
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