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>>>>>4000<<<<<< CONTEST!!! (give away)
For reaching my 4000th post, i will be giving away a hooka, tobacco, charcoal, and all the goodies you need to get your smoke on as soon as package received.
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1.) "You cant handle the truth"
2.) DUDE! Your the Pie Fucker!
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I need a beer
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Nice looking hooka...
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Congrats.
![]() 1. "You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means." 2. "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" |
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**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
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AL dont send the one we smoke the good stuff out of
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AL if i win,, i get to chose the winner
"IM A CONSUMER WHORE" "......AND HOWWW!! " |
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. --Albert Einstein
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy is when men are afraid of the light." -- Plato |
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An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
~ M.K. Gandhi
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**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
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My Saying: " It's like a sore dick, you can't beat it"!
One Other: "Porn, gotta luv it"! ok one more one more, to a chick that is afraid of showing it all adn being nasty: " Honey, it's fucking porn for christ sakes"! ![]()
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"The World Belongs To Me" -Scareface
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1) I beat my dick like it owes me money!
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1.) "I see a sailboat! Ya a sailboat that could use a pair of underware!"
2.) "Wrong hole"
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1. I like to drink green tea bobba
2. Give me some chon chon ( Blood in blood out) ![]()
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin. |
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I guess I fucked up cuz I didn't put a movie quote.
"Whoever says that money is the root to all evil, doesn't fucking have any"!
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I'm a great bowler.
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"Whatta you mean I'm funny?... Funny how, am I a clown, do I amuse you?"
"May the Shwartz be with you!" Hey, the 5th Element Rocked! Great movie and Milla Jovavich is YUMMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!
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"Say good night to the bad guy!"--Scarface
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1)Homer's best toast:
"Here's to Beer - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" 2)Jack Nicholson on how to write women's parts well: "First I think of a man. Then, I take away reason and accountability." |
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I need a beer
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Up your nose with a rubber hose ....Vinnie Barberino
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1) "What The Fuck Is The Internet!??"
2) "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." |
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So Fucking Banned
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smokers live, smokers die and in the end they all get high and if in life you dont suceed, fuck it all and smoke some weed..
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I can change this!!!!!
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I'm a great bowler.
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"I will kick your ass so hard, your nose will bleed"
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Tears in his eyes I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 left. And it looks like he's got... about an 8 iron. The crowd has gone dead silent, Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greens keeper now about to become Master's Champion. It looks like a marac.. It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
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Have laptop will travel
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This is a personal quote from a friend who died of cancer a few years ago. "The sad part of life is that everyones gonna die. The wonderful part is learning to live till you do." Kinda fitting for him
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Have laptop will travel
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And of course from the movie Garden State "don't tease me about my hobbies, i don't tease you about being an asshole!"
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Maybe not a "quote" as much as something to always remember...
Babe Ruth Struck Out more times than anyone in professional baseball in his time.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Two words my son... Sex Digest.
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So Fucking Banned
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fuck fuck i want to win
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me.
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Congrats om the 4k
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