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Loryn · 10-26-2004, 04:42 PM

I have heard this before a long time ago, but it made me chuckle once again, so I thought I would share it with anyone who needs a little simple late afternoon laugh!!!

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said;

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms

MrIzzz · 10-26-2004, 04:44 PM

but what about the worms in my stool?

Rob · 10-26-2004, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
but what about the worms in my stool?

It says that the ones in the soil lived.

Betrezen · 10-26-2004, 04:45 PM

Manowar · 10-26-2004, 04:45 PM

minimouse · 10-26-2004, 04:48 PM

pxxx · 10-26-2004, 04:48 PM

That was a good one, hehe. Its not afternoon, but i appreciate the laugh Loryn.

Loryn · 10-26-2004, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz

but what about the worms in my stool?

Won't Juicy's sperm kill those???

sickkittens · 10-26-2004, 04:50 PM

NichePay_Manny · 10-26-2004, 04:50 PM

Thank u I needed a laugh!!!!

Satisfaction · 10-26-2004, 04:55 PM

lol, thats great... nice one loryn

Nima · 10-26-2004, 06:30 PM

thank you
made me laugh

wargames · 10-26-2004, 06:44 PM

Lykos · 10-26-2004, 06:48 PM

Hahaha

This was good

MrIzzz · 10-26-2004, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Won't Juicy's sperm kill those???

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

i can't stop laughing

btw, i'm a pitcher not a catcher

Zerof8 · 10-26-2004, 06:54 PM

good one

BigWebRev · 10-26-2004, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by Zerof8
good one

baddog · 10-26-2004, 06:56 PM

hot and a sense of humor

Loryn · 10-26-2004, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

i can't stop laughing

btw, i'm a pitcher not a catcher

Turkey baster???

Loryn · 10-26-2004, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
hot and a sense of humor

Thank you baby!!! I got some more pics for ya!!!

But you'll have to wait until tomorrow when I get to work. I left them on my work computer!!!

digifan · 10-26-2004, 07:09 PM

Lol Loryn, you are something else

pornguy · 10-26-2004, 07:11 PM

Good one. But it's not afternoon.

Nanda · 10-26-2004, 07:25 PM

I needed a night laugh...

Loryn · 10-26-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Good one. But it's not afternoon.

Well it was when I posted it!!!

Loryn · 10-26-2004, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by digifan
Lol Loryn, you are something else

Thank you babe!!!

reynold · 10-26-2004, 08:22 PM

nice rollin" there loryn!

Babagirls · 10-26-2004, 08:28 PM

lol thanks for the laugh!

Drake · 10-26-2004, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Won't Juicy's sperm kill those???

I don't know what's funnier the joke or your reply to Izzy

Spunky · 10-26-2004, 08:33 PM

baddog · 10-27-2004, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Thank you baby!!! I got some more pics for ya!!!

But you'll have to wait until tomorrow when I get to work. I left them on my work computer!!!

ummm, it is tomorrow *hint-hint*

Loryn · 10-27-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
ummm, it is tomorrow *hint-hint*

AW man you got me on that one!!! I was so caught up in work I completely spaced sending the love!!!

Okay this time tomorrow hit me up on ICQ!!! I will send ya some love then!!!

baddog · 10-27-2004, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
AW man you got me on that one!!! I was so caught up in work I completely spaced sending the love!!!

Okay this time tomorrow hit me up on ICQ!!! I will send ya some love then!!!

can we synchronize our watches?

Loryn · 10-27-2004, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
can we synchronize our watches?

Mine says 9:30 pm let's meet up at 11:30 am!!! I will have love ready!!!

baddog · 10-27-2004, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Mine says 9:30 pm let's meet up at 11:30 am!!! I will have love ready!!!

I have my alarm set

10-26-2004, 04:42 PM	#1
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