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11-18-2004, 02:06 AM
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What Little Things Drive You Nutty?
When someone is in my office and showing me something online and they point to it by sticking or sliding their fingers directly on my LCD screen and grime it up with fingerprints and finger streaks.
My VP Sales does this to my screen often and it drives me bonkers.  What are your pet peeves?
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11-18-2004, 02:19 AM
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Confirmed User
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yup , an ex boss used to do that to my screen all the fuckin time drove me right up the wall!
My all time pet peeve is my girlfriend or friends going on my computer and downloading all sorts of shit and clicking on adware and spyware crap links...
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11-18-2004, 02:21 AM
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Adults whose lips move when they read.
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11-18-2004, 02:22 AM
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Dialer Kingpin
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Bitches who cant cook.
Bitches who cant clean. Little bitches who try to act gangster. It just bothers me that they dont make an effort. Not like I want anyone to cook and clean.
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11-18-2004, 02:23 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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When people bash newbies and they themselves are trolls which is much worse...
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11-18-2004, 02:26 AM
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11-18-2004, 02:27 AM
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trying to explain something simple to someone really clueless...I couldn't be a highschool teacher or something like that, that's for sure..ain't got the patience
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11-18-2004, 02:28 AM
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11-18-2004, 02:36 AM
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making it rain
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When I'm having friends over for drinks and they forget to BYOB, instead digging into my collection.
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11-18-2004, 02:36 AM
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when people understand you wrong and say stupid shit that you can't make them understand.
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11-18-2004, 02:40 AM
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Nice Kitty
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People in general.
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11-18-2004, 02:44 AM
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Hello world!
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The guy who cuts you off when you're driving yet he's yelling at you and giving you the finger because you're somehow the asshole for driving like a normal human being.
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11-18-2004, 02:46 AM
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No Refunds Issued.
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my wife does the same thing to my screen and it drives me insane. Its like, you cant see what they are pointing at unless they press their entire fucking palm to the spot! that definitely pisses me off.
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11-18-2004, 02:49 AM
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People who have never travelled who say that their country is the best in the world.
I want to stab them to death. |
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11-18-2004, 02:58 AM
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Nice Kitty
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11-18-2004, 03:01 AM
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11-18-2004, 03:03 AM
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Old school
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real people
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11-18-2004, 03:51 AM
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I hate eating with metal silverware. Every single resturant I go to, HAS to offer plastic, or I can't eat there
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11-18-2004, 03:56 AM
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ex-TeenGodFather
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Drivers who're taking a turn and break before using the blinker. lol.
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11-18-2004, 03:57 AM
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ex-TeenGodFather
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I've never been to australia, but I bet it sucks btw.
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11-18-2004, 04:08 AM
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people that interupt you when you're talking,
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11-18-2004, 04:13 AM
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when somebody drink directly from the pitcher, i get really nutty.
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11-18-2004, 04:16 AM
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Makeup and fur companies using animals chicks who drive big trucks or act like guys teases and the worst of all... people who leave kitchen cabinet doors open!!! |
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11-18-2004, 04:21 AM
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When people say "Qpon" instead of coupon
When people say "hot water heater" When people call engines, "motors" When people say "ice water" When people in Indiana say most anything, especially "warsh" or "do what?" Not being provided with cilantro at the Mongolian barbeque place I frequent
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11-18-2004, 04:26 AM
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Hello world!
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11-18-2004, 04:32 AM
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Installing programs and being given the choice of "US English" or "Other English" when asked for a language.
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11-18-2004, 04:45 AM
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Shit, where do I begin...
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11-18-2004, 06:48 AM
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11-18-2004, 06:52 AM
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11-18-2004, 07:24 AM
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squeaky noises. pretty irritating.
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11-18-2004, 07:32 AM
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When I look at my watch to check the date (not the time), and it's a quarter past the hour.
(The minute hand is blocking the date)
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11-18-2004, 07:42 AM
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When telemarketers get mad at you for telling them that they have absolutey zero role in society and we'd all be better off if they killed themselves and stopped polluting our air.
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11-18-2004, 07:56 AM
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I need a beer
 
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11-18-2004, 08:04 AM
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Forigners who will pull up to a stop sign and stop then keep moving (WITHOUT even looking!)
I think we can all also agree on MORMANS comming to you door or Jahova Wittness freaks Also, people who repeat what they say.. "So I was at a club last night and chick came up to me.. blah blah blah blah blah blah blahb lahb lah.. Sooooooo yeah I was at a club and this chick came up to me.. " AHHHH!!!! |
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11-18-2004, 08:06 AM
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- people maing noises with their mouths while eating
- loud bubble gum chewing - people talking with full motuhs in general peoplemaking noises with their mouths |
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11-18-2004, 08:25 AM
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When I go to a restraunt with friends and they always order the same thing at the same place, never trying anything new
When people just assume they are next in line without even taking the time to look around, and then when you tell them your next they look at you like your nuts or inconveniencing them |
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11-18-2004, 09:50 AM
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Hot chicks with boyfriends piss me off.
It's like they are hot, but they won't go home with you because their boyfriend is playing xbox and wants them home to check out his high score. When you know that the girl would, in her heart, rather be getting pinned against a headboard by a fat man in a trenchcoat that she met at the Quick Stop |
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11-18-2004, 09:54 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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People that think they know everything.
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11-18-2004, 09:55 AM
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The one and only!
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Bad spelling.
Someone rubbing a cotton ball between their thumb and finger. Morons. Just your basic stuff. 
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11-18-2004, 09:57 AM
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my kids
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11-18-2004, 10:37 AM
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11-18-2004, 10:38 AM
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the mr. always saying "hunny, look!" and points at the tv....every 2 mins.
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11-18-2004, 12:05 PM
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11-18-2004, 12:15 PM
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ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
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people's lack of situational awareness...
esp when it's the same shit over and over... ie; you KNOW there is a kid or animal around, why will they constantly leave lit candles, or full glasses of shit around for them to knock over? oVER and oVER and oVER....'oooo, tee hee, woops..." WTF
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11-18-2004, 12:17 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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When douchebags come to a 4 way stop last and go first.
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11-18-2004, 12:23 PM
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Almost everyone in my office, when they message me on our internal IM, always send me a message: "keith"...then they dont send anything else until I say "yes ??" ....that annoys me to no end, just send the mesage you want to say, I already know my name !!
Another thing is overly paranoid people.....especially when it comes to business. KRL should get that one
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11-18-2004, 12:24 PM
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Programming King Pin
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The fuckin' cat of my GF !! arggggg
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11-18-2004, 12:26 PM
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People who don't use turning signals. And people who flip people off. Total bitch move.
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11-18-2004, 12:26 PM
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Let's do some business!
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People that can't tell short stories.
I'm a fairly simple person. I like to keep things simple and uncomplicated. My stories are very short, very simple. If somebody asks me what I did today, I'll say "ran to the mall and picked up a couple movies, nothing special." Now if you ask somebody else what they did today, you'll get "I was bored of all my movies, haven't bought a new one in a while so I looked through the ads to see if there were any specials. Best Buy had a couple sales but the selection was pretty crappy so I ran over to the Grossmont Mall since Parkway Plaza SUCKS! Target had a couple specials so I bought a few there. Probably going to watch one later tonight after I finish my paper. My teacher is being a real bitch and wants us to write ANOTHER copy!" Call me a prick, but I like things short and sweet.
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