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sickkittens · 11-18-2004, 12:26 PM

People who drive with their high beams on.

Tala · 11-18-2004, 12:28 PM

People who choose to remain ignorant.

Okay, little things: The jackass who cuts me off just to make a turn at the next corner.

Pink socks that were originally white.

Someone over my shoulder telling me how to do shit that I've been doing on my own for years.

Being awakened at 8 am by a recording blaring over my answering machine. Also, people who call but never say anything. I screen my calls. You want to talk to me, TALK to the machine or I don't pick up the phone!!

People who invite me to dinner only to expect me to pay for it. You do the inviting, YOU do the paying. I don't mind going dutch as long as you tell me beforehand.

Badgering. I'll get it done, and I'll get it done on time, but if you don't shut the fuck up, you're going to be doing it yourself because your constant harping is going to make me turn it in late!

And finally, people who have the audacity to "fix" my sites. "I don't like the colors, this would look much better....I don't like what you've done with it, try this..." I didn't make those sites FOR YOU!

EDIT: A sneeze that won't happen. It's stuck there for what seems like hours and I just can't sneeze!

VirtuMike · 11-18-2004, 12:36 PM

Yeah I totally forgot. Getting icq's that say "Are you there?"

Ask the question. Don't ask if I'm there. If I am there I will respond. If I'm not, I will respond when I am there. If you ask "Are you there?" and I'm not, you could have wasted a whole day just because you don't blurt out the answer.

Those of you that know me (everybody) I don't like to start out with bullshit. I start out with business, get it done, then bullshit afterwards if time permits. So don't expect me to "Hi how are your wife and kids? Really? And how is he enjoying school, ........" - MY conversations start with "Yo dude, did you get that site hooked up yet because I'm itching to send traffic." or something like that. No point in beating around the bush either.

Kimmykim · 11-18-2004, 03:49 PM

People who fly off the handle at the least little thing, then think that apologizing for being an ass is perfectly ok, repeatedly.

That screen thing pisses me off too, I'll slap the hand that reaches out to touch mine ;)

warlock5 · 11-18-2004, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
People who put almost empty shit back in the fridge.

People who yell at me for throwing almost empty shit away

and people who leave their pubic hair on the bar of soap.

Nylz · 11-18-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly
People that can't tell short stories.

I'm a fairly simple person. I like to keep things simple and uncomplicated. My stories are very short, very simple. If somebody asks me what I did today, I'll say "ran to the mall and picked up a couple movies, nothing special."

Now if you ask somebody else what they did today, you'll get "I was bored of all my movies, haven't bought a new one in a while so I looked through the ads to see if there were any specials. Best Buy had a couple sales but the selection was pretty crappy so I ran over to the Grossmont Mall since Parkway Plaza SUCKS! Target had a couple specials so I bought a few there. Probably going to watch one later tonight after I finish my paper. My teacher is being a real bitch and wants us to write ANOTHER copy!"

Call me a prick, but I like things short and sweet.

short like this reply?

anyways, what I hate:

- people using toilet paper, getting to the end of the roll, but leave one fucking piece of paper on the roll, so they don't have to change it for a new one..

- people who don't look and just walk backwards (ie. in a supermarket) and bump into you, is just so fucking annoying.. When you're in a car, you'll also look behind you before you put it in reverse, why don't do the same when you're walking..

- kids who pay no attention, running around and bump into you

sweetME · 11-18-2004, 04:09 PM

When people talk with their mouth full of food.

Nanda · 11-18-2004, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking
I have travelled...and I prefer the good old USA...over any country that I have traveled in. Though I would not mind having my own tropical island somewhere but then again an island is not a country.

I agree.I wasn't born in USA but I have traveled most of Europe and South America, and I prefer the USA....

Immigrants who complain about their adoptive country....and still live there,

People who shower and leave hair in the shower,

When people leave the toilet seat up,

Dirty bathrooms,

people who chew with their mouths open,

People who put their feet on sofas..

people who don't shower,

people who try to argue a point with no facts...and think they are right...

smack · 11-18-2004, 04:13 PM

everything. i am a curmudgeon.

KRL · 11-18-2004, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nylz
short like this reply?

anyways, what I hate:

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- kids who pay no attention, running around and bump into you

my 10 year old does that all the time to people.

Peaches · 11-18-2004, 04:19 PM

Damn, there's not much that really bugs me but I do almost all the things that bug everyone else!

Nylz · 11-18-2004, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
my 10 year old does that all the time to people.

Well to be honest, it is cute in a way..

but most of the time it's very annoying

2XY · 11-18-2004, 04:39 PM

1. Strongly opinionated people.
2. Smelly people.

2XY · 11-18-2004, 04:44 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Varius
[B]Almost everyone in my office, when they message me on our internal IM, always send me a message: "keith"...then they dont send anything else until I say "yes ??" ....that annoys me to no end, just send the mesage you want to say, I already know my name !!

I am guilty of doing that mainly because I never know who could be reading the other person's screen... so I wanna make sure it's the right person before I type my business.

Tytan · 11-18-2004, 05:56 PM

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11-18-2004, 12:26 PM	#51
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11-18-2004, 12:28 PM	#52
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	People who choose to remain ignorant. Okay, little things: The jackass who cuts me off just to make a turn at the next corner. Pink socks that were originally white. Someone over my shoulder telling me how to do shit that I've been doing on my own for years. Being awakened at 8 am by a recording blaring over my answering machine. Also, people who call but never say anything. I screen my calls. You want to talk to me, TALK to the machine or I don't pick up the phone!! People who invite me to dinner only to expect me to pay for it. You do the inviting, YOU do the paying. I don't mind going dutch as long as you tell me beforehand. Badgering. I'll get it done, and I'll get it done on time, but if you don't shut the fuck up, you're going to be doing it yourself because your constant harping is going to make me turn it in late! And finally, people who have the audacity to "fix" my sites. "I don't like the colors, this would look much better....I don't like what you've done with it, try this..." I didn't make those sites FOR YOU! EDIT: A sneeze that won't happen. It's stuck there for what seems like hours and I just can't sneeze! __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you. Last edited by Tala; 11-18-2004 at 12:32 PM..

11-18-2004, 12:36 PM	#53
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	Yeah I totally forgot. Getting icq's that say "Are you there?" Ask the question. Don't ask if I'm there. If I am there I will respond. If I'm not, I will respond when I am there. If you ask "Are you there?" and I'm not, you could have wasted a whole day just because you don't blurt out the answer. Those of you that know me (everybody) I don't like to start out with bullshit. I start out with business, get it done, then bullshit afterwards if time permits. So don't expect me to "Hi how are your wife and kids? Really? And how is he enjoying school, ........" - MY conversations start with "Yo dude, did you get that site hooked up yet because I'm itching to send traffic." or something like that. No point in beating around the bush either. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

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11-18-2004, 04:13 PM	#59
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11-18-2004, 03:49 PM	#54
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	People who fly off the handle at the least little thing, then think that apologizing for being an ass is perfectly ok, repeatedly. That screen thing pisses me off too, I'll slap the hand that reaches out to touch mine ;)

11-18-2004, 04:19 PM	#61
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Damn, there's not much that really bugs me but I do almost all the things that bug everyone else!

11-18-2004, 04:39 PM	#63
2XY Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 98	1. Strongly opinionated people. 2. Smelly people. __________________ No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

11-18-2004, 04:44 PM	#64
2XY Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 98	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Varius [B]Almost everyone in my office, when they message me on our internal IM, always send me a message: "keith"...then they dont send anything else until I say "yes ??" ....that annoys me to no end, just send the mesage you want to say, I already know my name !! I am guilty of doing that mainly because I never know who could be reading the other person's screen... so I wanna make sure it's the right person before I type my business. __________________ No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

11-18-2004, 05:56 PM	#65
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