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11-11-2004, 03:50 PM
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Ever get your penis stuck in vacuum cleaner?
Mr izzz just called me, seems he is stuck.
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11-11-2004, 03:56 PM
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jellyfish
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"3. Don't masturbate with a vacuum cleaner. Many guys, in an attempt to simulate the suction action of oral sex, play around with a vacuum cleaner hose. For the same reasons as #2, this is a bad idea. Anything that creates more suction than a human mouth can injure you."
http://www.jackinworld.com/library/safety.html |
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11-11-2004, 03:57 PM
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have to break the vacuum lock... stick finger in beside Penis and give it a little jerk
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11-11-2004, 03:58 PM
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Your kidding right? Tell him to turn off the vacuum. And can't say I've used one because for me it'll only be clit stimulation but I just had to check out the thread. lol
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11-11-2004, 03:58 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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No, opening too small
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11-11-2004, 04:00 PM
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We need more free porn
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11-11-2004, 04:01 PM
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11-11-2004, 04:02 PM
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11-11-2004, 04:06 PM
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Does a flo-bee count?
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11-11-2004, 04:08 PM
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11-11-2004, 04:10 PM
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No, I used enough lube.
 Thanks for asking.
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11-11-2004, 04:13 PM
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I'm a great bowler.
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Tell him to switch it from suck to blow!
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11-11-2004, 08:39 PM
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11-11-2004, 08:54 PM
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11-11-2004, 11:05 PM
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11-11-2004, 11:05 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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11-11-2004, 11:08 PM
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11-11-2004, 11:25 PM
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nope, coz i don't have one - or both for that matter. Niether do i know of someone who had the same problem.
Advice? depends w/c matters most. I assume it would be the penis. Well then destroy the vacuum, if not try disamble it. 
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11-11-2004, 11:42 PM
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let it take its course one will tire sooner or later
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11-11-2004, 11:47 PM
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Trun off the vacumm cleaner and pull really hard. if he still cant get it out, then use lube
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