In a pinch, what can I use as a bottle opener? - GoFuckYourself.com

Clicky_Bucks · 11-11-2004, 11:49 PM

Getting ready to go out and need to drink a few pre-flight Coronas. Can't find the bottle opener.

What can I use out of ordinary household items?

Sly · 11-11-2004, 11:50 PM

The asshole. Built in can opener. Even adds extra flavor.

.:St Ides:. · 11-11-2004, 11:50 PM

You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off

Sosa · 11-11-2004, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off

Just don't hurt your hand

baddog · 11-11-2004, 11:53 PM

Ice pick

Steen2 · 11-11-2004, 11:53 PM

mouth but be caaaaaaaareful

volante · 11-12-2004, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by Steen2
mouth but be caaaaaaaareful

This is why us beer loving Brits have fucked up teeth

Drake · 11-12-2004, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off

Bingo

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-12-2004, 12:53 AM

i use my lighter

WickedVenus · 11-12-2004, 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off

you said it before me. Those are the options I usually use!

Aquarius · 11-12-2004, 12:56 AM

A lighter is the best choice...

xclusive · 11-12-2004, 12:57 AM

just pop it off with your hands first wrap it in a towel to protect your hand and then yank it off...Might as well use those muscles that you have built up after years of masturbating...

SuckOnThis · 11-12-2004, 12:57 AM

You sure you're old enough to drink?

Morgan · 11-12-2004, 12:59 AM

lighter, keys, cell phone, camera, table, chair, teeth, etc..

Illicit · 11-12-2004, 12:59 AM

use your teeth... uless you dont have any ?

beemk · 11-12-2004, 03:00 AM

lighter or anything similiar. dont do the counter top option unless you want to fuck up your counter. i've fucked up a few hotel room tables doing it from taking chunks of wood off the edge.

Jakke PNG · 11-12-2004, 03:18 AM

Anything harder than a matchbox.

Richard - Triplexcash · 11-12-2004, 04:11 AM

The crazy Dutch Cock Nick taught me the lighter.

The best method I found was one my Thai girlfriend showed me, use the door jamb where the door knob connects, better than a church key!

VeriSexy · 11-12-2004, 04:12 AM

I thought most beer had twist off caps, I do it with my bare hands

Babagirls · 11-12-2004, 06:03 AM

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Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
..., or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off

mardigras · 11-12-2004, 06:22 AM

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Originally posted by VeriSexy
I thought most beer had twist off caps, I do it with my bare hands

Heineken and Corona don't.

I do the lighter thing when I can't find a bottle opener. I keep expecting to bust a lighter one of these days.

Project-Shadow · 11-12-2004, 07:18 AM

Keys!

pussyluver · 11-12-2004, 07:21 AM

Over the years, the door jam works most of the time.

Fred Quimby · 11-12-2004, 07:22 AM

You shouldn't be drinking

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