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It's on...
Was just watching the news here... have been all week 24/7... and it looks like Congress and everyone else involved has voted overwhelmingly to full-on military response. 98 to zero. Even more in favor now than during Desert Storm.
"...to use all appropriate measures necessary..." Giving Bush total authority to do pretty much anything he wants. I'm sure there will be more details coming soon... but from what they said, there's no mistake... It's on. |
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It would be political suicide to vote not to go to war. You might even get your dog raped!
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final vote in house was 420-1
Some chick in california voted agains. |
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Does she have a dog?
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I'll soon find out
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Here is the genius who voted no
http://www.house.gov/lee/ |
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must be barbara boxer, dog = a boxer
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So THAT'S the psychopathic bitch I saw on tv babbling nonsense about owls and hugging trees!
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Just remember is't not California's fault, so don't hate us
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California just donated 1 million to the relief effort. That nut does not represent us.
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Rock on w/ your cock on!
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California Firemen are in New York helping out also.
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I'm shipping them a case of California gerbils.
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Someone needs to HACK that mother fucking dick eater's website.
And then... then we can do that stuff to her dog. |
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ten...relax, buddy. It's all in good intentions. You disagree, that's fine, there's no dick eating here...just an expression that you're obviously not familiar with. Means nothin' but a full on rage, nothin' to get excited about.
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We are twisted people you know.
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Do gerbils fit inside dogs? Maybe we should shove her dog full of gerbils, then shove the dog up her ass!!
I can't believe I just said that ![]() You know why the vote was so unanimous? I'll tell you why people....it's because of the genuine feelings of the people of America. When public opinion is so highly crying out for justice, the government MUST react to it. It is you the people that are helping to get this thing rolling, and I am very proud of that , and of you all. Well, most of you. It's clobberin' time. |
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eRock, I think ten was talkin' about that whore that voted no.
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I proudly name this action "War of the gerbils"
Now go get em boyz!! I wanna see warships bound for hell-knows where pronto! I wanna see the new line of Tomahawk cruise-gerbils in action! I wanna see the new Stealth gerbil carpet-bomb a few cities down to fossil-fuel!! I wanna see that new "smart-gerbil" in action!!! Let's see what your Air-gerbil carriers can do, carrying the new F-19 Gerbil-cats ![]() SEND IN THE GERBILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARMAGERBIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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LOL...just making sure. I called that a lot!
LMAO...jk. BUT...I was makin' sure since I brought up the whole "cock" subject. From now on, you're now free! ![]() Feel better now.,..LOL Quote:
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I'm sorry guys.... I can't help myself... this is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. I know we saw it yesterday, but I'm laughing so hard it hurts...
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Yea I damn near pissed my pants when I saw that. Although taken out of context that could easily be misunderstood to be a joke about the attack instead of it's original purpose which was to poke fun at the "look what's in the smoke" people.
Man, that was funny. |
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oh man.... every time I see it I wanna cry.... I keep picturing it on the cover of the Globe or something.... my face hurts from laughing....
okay... I'm okay now.... sorry... |
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Oh MAN! Thats' WAY funny! I have a friend named Coleman, but he's not...uh...a secrurity guard!
That's too funny! LMAO! |
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trying to control it is NOT working....
Gary, you're not helping here. "Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?!" I have to go outside for a while now or my girlfriend is going to get pissed.... |
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She loves it & she knows it!
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THat shot of Mr Bill's face on the moon got me going yesterday.
I nearly crapped out a kidney ![]() ![]() Hee heeeeeeee |
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No, No, Noooooooooooooo!
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thanks bro.... I came back in and was okay....
not anymore... tears are flowin' man... ![]() outside I go.... |
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Fuck, I haven't even had a drink today. Not one. None.
PSHHTTT!!!! Glug . . . Glug . . . GLUG!! . . . . BEEEURP!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Tha's better. ![]() ![]() ![]() If I'm this mental sober, just imagine the gerbil shit that would spew outta me when I'm toasted |
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It's on when I SAY it's on.......
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