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Old 11-15-2004, 01:39 PM   #1
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The Real Jaws

http://www.local6.com/news/3919415/detail.html

Great White Shark Kills Woman Off South African Coast
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:41 PM   #2
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I love Great White Sharks. I plan to dive right in and swim with them one day.
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:42 PM   #3
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very scary
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:42 PM   #4
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the one reported on in the story, the man eater, or rather, the woman eater, is as big as the shark in "Jaws"
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:43 PM   #5
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the shark was 18 ft long. damn that was scary.
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:44 PM   #6
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Kings of the sea. I wouldn't want to be in their domain when they're hungry.
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:45 PM   #7
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That's just horrible, poor woman!


That's why when I swim at the ocean, I don't swim far.....
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:45 PM   #8
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I hate when the AP posts this stuff w/o pictures!
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:48 PM   #9
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:51 PM   #10
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"estimated to be at least 18 feet long attacked and presumably killed an elderly South African woman"

"About 15 people witnessed the attack. "

Doesn't compute!
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:52 PM   #11
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uh oh, if TheEnforcer sees this thread, it could get a little weird aroundhere
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:55 PM   #12
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uh oh, if TheEnforcer sees this thread, it could get a little weird aroundhere
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huh?

explain that
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:55 PM   #13
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I keep telling you people that if you swim in the ocean you are nothing more than shark food!!
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:56 PM   #14
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That's just horrible, poor woman!


That's why when I swim at the ocean, I don't swim far.....
You shouldn't swim in the ocean at all. When you do you are nothing more than one big piece of shark food!!
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:58 PM   #15
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You shouldn't swim in the ocean at all. When you do you are nothing more than one big piece of shark food!!
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:58 PM   #16
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huh?

explain that
he'll break into his "if you swim in the ocean, you're nothing but shark food" rant
oops, I see it's happened already
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I love Great White Sharks. I plan to dive right in and swim with them one day.
can i watch?
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:59 PM   #18
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the lady ws 77 years old, i hope i go out in a cool way like that instead of diein in some hostital bed
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:06 PM   #19
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You shouldn't swim in the ocean at all. When you do you are nothing more than one big piece of shark food!!

great thanks, I am glad that I don't plan to go to the ocean anytime soon
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:08 PM   #20
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i hope you guys realize your more likely to be struck by lightning than to die from a shark attack
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:51 PM   #21
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god dam now thats one big shark
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:53 PM   #22
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can i watch?
Most definitely. Cage dive first. Then we'll have to wait and see how the latest and greatest repellants work.

They've got one that sends of an electric signal around your body that irritates the sharks to no end, so they don't bother getting too close.
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:56 PM   #23
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That's just horrible, poor woman!


That's why when I swim at the ocean, I don't swim far.....
Lol, I just had to reply because your post was so off the mark.

1) The woman was 77 years old, time to go. That was a bit rude, I know.. but better her than some 15 year old kid.

2) I saw a documentary about a fisherman who lost his leg to a shark while waist deep in water.

So.. unless you don't plan to go deeper than kneedeep you're potential sharkfood.

..then again, you have a bigger chance of dying from medusas or being swept away by currents than from a shark.
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:57 PM   #24
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Most definitely. Cage dive first. Then we'll have to wait and see how the latest and greatest repellants work.

They've got one that sends of an electric signal around your body that irritates the sharks to no end, so they don't bother getting too close.
hhmm... interesting.
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