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The Real Jaws
http://www.local6.com/news/3919415/detail.html
Great White Shark Kills Woman Off South African Coast |
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very scary
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the one reported on in the story, the man eater, or rather, the woman eater, is as big as the shark in "Jaws"
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the shark was 18 ft long. damn that was scary.
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Kings of the sea. I wouldn't want to be in their domain when they're hungry.
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That's just horrible, poor woman!
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I hate when the AP posts this stuff w/o pictures!
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that would suck
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"estimated to be at least 18 feet long attacked and presumably killed an elderly South African woman"
"About 15 people witnessed the attack. " Doesn't compute! |
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uh oh, if TheEnforcer sees this thread, it could get a little weird aroundhere
;-))
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I keep telling you people that if you swim in the ocean you are nothing more than shark food!!
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oops, I see it's happened already
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the lady ws 77 years old, i hope i go out in a cool way like that instead of diein in some hostital bed
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great thanks, I am glad that I don't plan to go to the ocean anytime soon ![]() |
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i hope you guys realize your more likely to be struck by lightning than to die from a shark attack
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god dam now thats one big shark
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They've got one that sends of an electric signal around your body that irritates the sharks to no end, so they don't bother getting too close. |
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1) The woman was 77 years old, time to go. That was a bit rude, I know.. but better her than some 15 year old kid. 2) I saw a documentary about a fisherman who lost his leg to a shark while waist deep in water. So.. unless you don't plan to go deeper than kneedeep you're potential sharkfood. ..then again, you have a bigger chance of dying from medusas or being swept away by currents than from a shark.
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