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11-19-2004, 05:43 PM
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My hips don't lie
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Ever gotten a boner while getting a professional massage...?
Im thinking of getting a swedish or Californian massage by hopefuly a lovely lady.. . but im worry about embarassing reactions...
 Someone got an embarrassing story..? How was your experience Juicy D.? |
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11-19-2004, 05:44 PM
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jellyfish
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pay a bit more for the "happy ending" and they'll sort that out too
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11-19-2004, 05:44 PM
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Just hire a whore at 1/3rd the cost and stick your big EMBARRASSING boner right in her face
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11-19-2004, 05:47 PM
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"happy ending 40 dolla"
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11-19-2004, 05:52 PM
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My hips don't lie
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Holy fuck.. thats the massage place just in front of my Gym.. Its called.."Relaxation Center for You" (translated in english) .... I just made a google search.. and this is their ad...
" CENTRE de Relaxation pour toi enr. Nos masseuses te séduiront Laval 5035Bl des Laurentides 450 625-1700" " It says " Our masseuses will seduce you.."  Guess I'll definately get a boner.. and im sure they wont mind... |
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11-19-2004, 05:54 PM
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No, but I've gone flacid having a shadey massage froma crack whore with no teeth.
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11-19-2004, 05:57 PM
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11-19-2004, 05:58 PM
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**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
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yes i have... hehe, it was at my chiro's office, and some hot new chick came and gave me my massage... and when i turned around.... pitched tent... lol.... she just looked in shock 'oh my' hahaha
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11-19-2004, 06:01 PM
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Have laptop will travel
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Never hada massage before. But I had to get some circulation tests run on my legs once, and had to wear shorts. Anyway, the girl who did the tests was a fucking hottie
 She had to use some kinda cream and a machine like a ultrasound thing and man she was all over my legs for over an hour. About 5 minutes into it I got a woody and it stayed hard the whole time. She saw it, and kinda smiled  |
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11-19-2004, 06:06 PM
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hahaha i member back in the days when I was like 10 or 11 I would get all rock hard before my doctor would give me a physical. She was hot.
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11-19-2004, 06:19 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Just don't Fart....
 the female therapists will think that far worse!!!!!! That is the worst thing that has ever happened to me as a massage therapist (before being online) I had guys ask me to finish them off... (in a gym) I had them talk to me about sex with their wives (in the gym) and have had them pitch tent... not a big deal... The worst was this guy who kept farting loud through the whole thing.. I could barely keep from laughing... |
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11-19-2004, 07:13 PM
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My hips don't lie
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Here's some hot places for the folks in Montreal.. btw. anyone tried any of these...?
http://vitevitevite.com/vitevitevite...rig342&cat=140 |
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11-19-2004, 09:35 PM
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Massage is all about relaxing, don't worry about it
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11-19-2004, 09:37 PM
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I need a beer
 
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And amazingly enough she starts rubbing it for another 20 bucks
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11-19-2004, 09:38 PM
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we called a lady the other day, who charges only $20 a hour for swedish. Trained in China & Tailand. Barely spoke English, but she did a really good job.
Farely attractive, about 35 years old, with a nice hard body. My wife left the room and left me alone with her. It was nice and relaxing, but not sexual. May be next time I'll ask her for a hand job
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11-19-2004, 09:38 PM
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Just ask if she can take care of it and if not say thank you anyways and does she mind if you do?...
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11-19-2004, 09:39 PM
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11-19-2004, 09:39 PM
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I got a tinkle
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11-19-2004, 09:44 PM
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you wouldn't be the first one to pop a tent.
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11-19-2004, 10:00 PM
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I'm usually too fucking relaxed to get wood in a massage... Unless they are right up on it.
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11-20-2004, 12:49 AM
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i popped a woodie just reading all this
reminded me of the time i went to a happy ending massage place and this young oriental saw i was in a rush and said 'you need to go fast?' and i said yeah thinking 15 minutes but she quickly popped a condom in her month and on put it on me and then started licking my balls, giving me a handjob and fingering my ass with oil, holy fuck i was done in 1 minute... quickest ever. |
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11-20-2004, 12:56 AM
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11-20-2004, 04:51 AM
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11-20-2004, 06:07 AM
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11-20-2004, 06:18 AM
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11-20-2004, 06:25 AM
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everytime
one time this older lady freaked the fuck out. i think she was new. most of the time i think they know that it's a natural reaction. |
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