What's your Favorite Joke?? - GoFuckYourself.com

SexyDollEyes · 10-04-2001, 01:38 PM

I heard a joke today that I have heard probably 50 times, But I was sitting here wondering What some of your favorite jokes were.

Why do Woman have Curly Pubic Hairs??

So they don't poke you in the eye.

What's the Best think That ever cum out of a Dick???

Wrinkles

vegasdude · 10-04-2001, 01:41 PM

the best joke ever would be 2 zee lensman and AMP !!!dressed!! for success

LOL

yys · 10-04-2001, 01:57 PM

Heres one.
A Texan goes over to Japan on a business trip. He arrives the day before and decides he'd like to have a little fun so he orders himself up an escort. So he has the escort in his hotel room and he's banging away. The escort seems to be having a great time and keeps screaming, "shung wa, shung wa. The next day the Texan is out playing golf with some important clients of his. One of the clients manages to hit a hole in one. Wanting to impress these Japanese clients the Texan shouts out, "sung wa, shung wa" thinking it means great or something to that effect. All the Japanese business men look at him strangely and one of them says "wrong hole, what you mean wrong hole"

Thought i'd better take the second one out.

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Chris R · 10-04-2001, 01:59 PM

When I was a kid - this was for some reason my favorite.

Q: How do you make a car top?

A: Tep on the brake tupid

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MikeJeffs · 10-04-2001, 02:02 PM

q.What does the term "making love" mean?
a.I dunno, but its what a women does when a bloke is fucking her!

SexyDollEyes · 10-04-2001, 02:05 PM

Good Ones Yys And Chris, I have bartended for many years and you would think I would remember all the jokes I hear, But needless to say I have a short term memory so If I don't tell the jokes I hear to someone else right away I always forget them, lol
I love a good joke;-)

10-04-2001, 01:38 PM	#1
SexyDollEyes Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 153	What's your Favorite Joke?? I heard a joke today that I have heard probably 50 times, But I was sitting here wondering What some of your favorite jokes were. Why do Woman have Curly Pubic Hairs?? So they don't poke you in the eye. What's the Best think That ever cum out of a Dick??? Wrinkles

10-04-2001, 01:41 PM	#2
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	the best joke ever would be 2 zee lensman and AMP !!!dressed!! for success LOL

10-04-2001, 01:57 PM	#3
yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	Heres one. A Texan goes over to Japan on a business trip. He arrives the day before and decides he'd like to have a little fun so he orders himself up an escort. So he has the escort in his hotel room and he's banging away. The escort seems to be having a great time and keeps screaming, "shung wa, shung wa. The next day the Texan is out playing golf with some important clients of his. One of the clients manages to hit a hole in one. Wanting to impress these Japanese clients the Texan shouts out, "sung wa, shung wa" thinking it means great or something to that effect. All the Japanese business men look at him strangely and one of them says "wrong hole, what you mean wrong hole" Thought i'd better take the second one out. [This message has been edited by yys (edited 10-04-2001).] [This message has been edited by yys (edited 10-04-2001).] [This message has been edited by yys (edited 10-04-2001).]

10-04-2001, 01:59 PM	#4
Chris R Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD USA Posts: 1,151	When I was a kid - this was for some reason my favorite. Q: How do you make a car top? A: Tep on the brake tupid ------------------ TopBucks.com - Converting at better than 1:130 David Lace Content - Highest Quality Teen Content ConversionCash.com - Make Money off your WebTV Traffic

10-04-2001, 02:02 PM	#5
MikeJeffs Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 55	q.What does the term "making love" mean? a.I dunno, but its what a women does when a bloke is fucking her!

10-04-2001, 02:05 PM	#6
SexyDollEyes Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 153	Good Ones Yys And Chris, I have bartended for many years and you would think I would remember all the jokes I hear, But needless to say I have a short term memory so If I don't tell the jokes I hear to someone else right away I always forget them, lol I love a good joke;-)