The Lightspeed dog bit me in the face. - GoFuckYourself.com

Cory W · 12-12-2004, 10:45 PM

I think I had it coming though. Tell the little man I am sorry

I think we got off on the wrong paw.

The party was a fabulous time. I am really glad to be alive today. Actually, I am just glad that I know where I am now. Scottsdale is large, trust me, I saw all of it. Really worth the drive to see you Vanilla.

Steve and Shannon, thank you greatly for your hospitality. It is really appreciated. It was great finally getting to hang out.

I got a nice tour of your neighborhood in a town car, by the way. Really nice area.

Ron (ccbill). You are a class act. Thanks for putting all of that together. And thanks for the laugh, we will have to trade more stories about that in Vegas.

Sheri and Easton, thank you for taking care of me. You two really went out of your way; it is appreciated. I am throwing that shirt away.

Buzz and Rachel, wish I could have made breakfast. It was really fabulous seeing you two.

Baddog, good times for sure. Certainly worth the drive for us.

Vanilla and Stewie, you two are top-knotch. Vanilla, I hope you had a great time, great birthday. I have never seen a girl regulate 2 strippers the way you did

Corvet, Punker, BryanY, always a pleasure.
------------

My favorite quotes:

"Vanilla, I think I need you to help me get Cory out of the VIP room. I don't think I can do it alone."
-Easton

"The Lightspeed dog bit me in the face."
-Me

"Would you like more chips?"
-I don't even need to tell you.

"Sir, can you just drive me back to the Lightspeed mansion?"
-me
"Lightspeed? What is that? Are you ok sir?"
-Sedan driver

"You need to choose between Vanilla or Christies. Get up Cory, you are coming with us. Girls, he is done here."
-Vanilla

jscott · 12-12-2004, 10:46 PM

hahaha, whatever, that little guy wouldnt hurt a fly!

Easton · 12-12-2004, 11:04 PM

this thread rocks!

Cory glad you got back to LA safely

see you in a few in Vegas...

Vanilla DeVille · 12-12-2004, 11:09 PM

Hilarious!!

It was great to see you, babe! Thanks sooo much for coming out, and for all my b-day goodies.

Glad that you made it home alive... without walking there.

bryany · 12-12-2004, 11:11 PM

Good hangin with ya! Glad ou made it home in one piece

Last thing I remember was askin Steve if you could crash at his place.

Definately a fun night!

Stewie · 12-12-2004, 11:13 PM

Look at it this way, you can always get a gig as a tour guide in Scottsdale if this whole interweb thang doesn't work out.

Great hanging out with you bud! Thanks for driving out.

Who do I have to fuck around here to get some more chips?

Rochard · 12-12-2004, 11:22 PM

Did you drop kick the dog?

SteveLightspeed · 12-12-2004, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEG Cory
I think I had it coming though. Tell the little man I am sorry I think we got off on the wrong paw.

Well, he saw what you did to our guinnea pigs, and he wanted none of that!

I'm glad you are ok. We woke up today and wondered where you disappeared to! Shannon wanted to call the police and file a missing person report. I told her you were a big boy, you'd turn up sooner or later. And here you are!

Glad you are ok, sorry my dog wasn't up for a wild night with you.

Steve Lightspeed

xNetworx · 12-13-2004, 01:12 AM

I can't believe that dog bit you. It looks like this guy...

I would have punted that little bastard.

Sheri Santiago · 12-13-2004, 07:41 AM

Cory, those quotes are great. I wish you had a camera on you when you asked the cab driver to take you to the Lightspeed House. ROFL

My early morn ICQ from Shannon was the best "Sheri, do you know where cory is?" LOL

You forgot another fine quote of yours:

"Sheri, people keep telling me I was spilling things on myself, but I can't find any evidence of that."

See you in Vegas, player. ;)

Buzz_Aziani · 12-13-2004, 07:58 AM

Cory, It was great haning with ya,,, Vegas is going to be a riot

xclusive · 12-13-2004, 09:55 AM

Cory you just have to remember that it's ok to love animals just don't "LOVE" them if you get what I mean you sick bastard...

Cory W · 12-13-2004, 10:32 AM

I am really not sure how I ended up in Steve's shower with the little pooch, but he got the wrong idea. I just wanted to be friends.

JUSTB · 12-13-2004, 10:39 AM

LOL it sounds like you actually remember a lot for being that fucked up.

SteveLightspeed · 12-13-2004, 12:49 PM

Cory, remember this?

Cory W · 12-13-2004, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Cory, remember this?

I really hope that my pants were off in this picture.

I think Vanilla was trying to get the cranberry out of my shirt!

Was that your camera phone?

That is damn good quality.

Kimmykim · 12-13-2004, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEG Cory
"You need to choose between Vanilla or Christies. Get up Cory, you are coming with us. Girls, he is done here."
-Vanilla

That's my girl!!!!

I swear I think my dog bit Steve once though.

Cory W · 12-13-2004, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Did you drop kick the dog?

Easton broke it up before I could retaliate.

tranza · 12-13-2004, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Cory, remember this?

Lol... Cool pic....

Vanilla DeVille · 12-13-2004, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEG Cory
I think I had it coming though. Tell the little man I am sorry I think we got off on the wrong paw.

My favorite quotes:

"The Lightspeed dog bit me in the face."
-Me

Here are some police photos of Steve's trained killer after he was captured:

Loryn · 12-13-2004, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEG Cory
I am really not sure how I ended up in Steve's shower with the little pooch, but he got the wrong idea. I just wanted to be friends.

OMG

baddog · 12-13-2004, 02:06 PM

I am impressed that you remember that many quotes.

I was wondering why the little guy was in lockup when I ran into him later.

He must be quite the jumper to be able to get all the way up to your face.

SteveLightspeed · 12-13-2004, 05:50 PM

Who says dogs start looking like their owners? I think its the other way around!

punker barbie · 12-13-2004, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Who says dogs start looking like their owners? I think its the other way around!

ROFL

such the good doggies
**pats head and scratches behind the ears**

LOL

Glad you came out Cory it was goood seeing you!!!! I'll let you know when i will be in LA i should be booking my flight later this week.

punker barbie · 12-13-2004, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Cory, remember this?

OMG you lucky bastard!

bryany · 12-13-2004, 06:13 PM

Vanilla IS an Animal!

Cory W · 12-13-2004, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
OMG you lucky bastard!

Are you talking to Vanilla

Easton · 12-13-2004, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEG Cory
Easton broke it up before I could retaliate.

LOL

12-12-2004, 10:45 PM	#1
Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	The Lightspeed dog bit me in the face. I think I had it coming though. Tell the little man I am sorry I think we got off on the wrong paw. The party was a fabulous time. I am really glad to be alive today. Actually, I am just glad that I know where I am now. Scottsdale is large, trust me, I saw all of it. Really worth the drive to see you Vanilla. Steve and Shannon, thank you greatly for your hospitality. It is really appreciated. It was great finally getting to hang out. I got a nice tour of your neighborhood in a town car, by the way. Really nice area. Ron (ccbill). You are a class act. Thanks for putting all of that together. And thanks for the laugh, we will have to trade more stories about that in Vegas. Sheri and Easton, thank you for taking care of me. You two really went out of your way; it is appreciated. I am throwing that shirt away. Buzz and Rachel, wish I could have made breakfast. It was really fabulous seeing you two. Baddog, good times for sure. Certainly worth the drive for us. Vanilla and Stewie, you two are top-knotch. Vanilla, I hope you had a great time, great birthday. I have never seen a girl regulate 2 strippers the way you did Corvet, Punker, BryanY, always a pleasure. ------------ My favorite quotes: "Vanilla, I think I need you to help me get Cory out of the VIP room. I don't think I can do it alone." -Easton "The Lightspeed dog bit me in the face." -Me "Would you like more chips?" -I don't even need to tell you. "Sir, can you just drive me back to the Lightspeed mansion?" -me "Lightspeed? What is that? Are you ok sir?" -Sedan driver "You need to choose between Vanilla or Christies. Get up Cory, you are coming with us. Girls, he is done here." -Vanilla __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

12-12-2004, 11:04 PM	#3
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12-12-2004, 11:09 PM	#4
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12-12-2004, 11:11 PM	#5
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12-13-2004, 01:12 AM	#9
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	I can't believe that dog bit you. It looks like this guy... I would have punted that little bastard.

12-13-2004, 07:41 AM	#10
Sheri Santiago Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Scottsdale Posts: 1,584	Cory, those quotes are great. I wish you had a camera on you when you asked the cab driver to take you to the Lightspeed House. ROFL My early morn ICQ from Shannon was the best "Sheri, do you know where cory is?" LOL You forgot another fine quote of yours: "Sheri, people keep telling me I was spilling things on myself, but I can't find any evidence of that." See you in Vegas, player. ;) __________________ Wild West Cash Royal Vault...$30+PPS, HD Sites

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12-13-2004, 10:32 AM	#13
Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	I am really not sure how I ended up in Steve's shower with the little pooch, but he got the wrong idea. I just wanted to be friends. __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

12-13-2004, 10:39 AM	#14
JUSTB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,740	LOL it sounds like you actually remember a lot for being that fucked up.

12-13-2004, 12:49 PM	#15
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12-13-2004, 02:06 PM	#22
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	I am impressed that you remember that many quotes. I was wondering why the little guy was in lockup when I ran into him later. He must be quite the jumper to be able to get all the way up to your face.

12-13-2004, 05:50 PM	#23
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12-13-2004, 06:13 PM	#26
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