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DomBuyer · 12-24-2004, 09:20 AM

...gives me one of the five jokes that head Late Late Show writer thought was funny out of 80,000 jokes he wrote in his time with the show.

The answer is in the Jan issue of GQ.

Whoever posts one of the jokes correctly (no mistakes..heh heh) gets $50 paypal, either now or when I come back from lunch.

Go!

DomBuyer · 12-24-2004, 09:22 AM

Winner goes by time stamp: Whoever's in first with a winner is a winner, biatch! :love-smil

AdultNex · 12-24-2004, 09:28 AM

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he?d like to eat. "I?ll have some fuckin? French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin? French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don?t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don?t want the fuckin? French toast."

nico-t · 12-24-2004, 09:30 AM

im an ass

DomBuyer · 12-24-2004, 09:30 AM

Nope.

AdultNex · 12-24-2004, 09:38 AM

Can you give us a hint?

Fatalspeed · 12-24-2004, 09:44 AM

When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.

?

DomBuyer · 12-24-2004, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatalspeed

When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.

?

LOL, pretty good.

Fatalspeed · 12-24-2004, 09:54 AM

one more:

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

r3ap3r · 12-24-2004, 09:55 AM

Did Fatalspeed win? If so, congrats.

DomBuyer · 12-24-2004, 09:57 AM

No, didn't win, but the laugh is appreciated.

Going out for lunch. Back in a few..

cool1 · 12-24-2004, 10:01 AM

"The University of Arkansas has bought the house that Bill Clinton grew up in and plans to make it into a museum. The university has also bought the doghouse that Bill spent most of the '90s in." --Conan O'Brien

cool1 · 12-24-2004, 10:04 AM

Today was Arnold Schwarzenegger's inauguration as Governor of California. Arnold was told to 'Raise your right hand and butcher the English language after me.'"

Fatalspeed · 12-24-2004, 10:26 AM

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

lol

HammerTime33 · 12-24-2004, 10:43 AM

This is a hard fooker to crack...

"The January
2005 issue of GQ appears on newsstands nationwide Tuesday, December 28. ... "

cool1 · 12-24-2004, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HammerTime33

This is a hard fooker to crack...

"The January
2005 issue of GQ appears on newsstands nationwide Tuesday, December 28. ... "

No wonder I can not find it.

HammerTime33 · 12-24-2004, 10:54 AM

I got the writers name , and all kinds of info, but not his 5 favorites. I am thinking about going up to the store and bribe a someone to sell me the fooker early

HammerTime33 · 12-24-2004, 10:56 AM

Piss on it

"The Joke Writer," by Ross Abrash, page 82
The Late Late Show's chief monologue writer, Ross Abrash, prays each day
that Mike Tyson bites somebody, Billy Joel crashes his car or J.Lo gets
divorced so he can turn their troubles into jokes.

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/st...2672750&EDATE=

All the info I really got

bjjb · 12-24-2004, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HammerTime33

This is a hard fooker to crack...

"The January
2005 issue of GQ appears on newsstands nationwide Tuesday, December 28. ... "

Mines prolly in the damn PO box and I cant get to it cause of the snow

DomBuyer · 12-24-2004, 02:42 PM

Just proves that without Google, most of you guys are lost ;)

But seriously, it's funny that something that can't be googled causes so much frustration.

bjjb · 12-29-2004, 08:14 AM

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/409529-heres-5-jokes-kill-palpal-address-inside.html

There ya go lol Paypal address is [email protected]

DomBuyer · 12-29-2004, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjjb

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/409529-heres-5-jokes-kill-palpal-address-inside.html

There ya go lol Paypal address is [email protected]

Paypal sent. Congrats

bjjb · 12-29-2004, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomBuyer

Paypal sent. Congrats

Wow That was fasT! Thx and happy holidays!

DomBuyer · 12-29-2004, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjjb

Wow That was fasT! Thx and happy holidays!

Same to you

reynold · 12-29-2004, 09:31 AM

good works to those who got a good joke..congrats!

12-24-2004, 09:20 AM	#1
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	$50 paypal x-mas gift to the person who... ...gives me one of the five jokes that head Late Late Show writer thought was funny out of 80,000 jokes he wrote in his time with the show. The answer is in the Jan issue of GQ. Whoever posts one of the jokes correctly (no mistakes..heh heh) gets $50 paypal, either now or when I come back from lunch. Go!

12-24-2004, 09:44 AM	#7
Fatalspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy? Posts: 2,100	When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter. ? __________________ Faber est quisque fortunae suae

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12-24-2004, 10:01 AM	#12
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	"The University of Arkansas has bought the house that Bill Clinton grew up in and plans to make it into a museum. The university has also bought the doghouse that Bill spent most of the '90s in." --Conan O'Brien __________________

12-24-2004, 09:22 AM	#2
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	Winner goes by time stamp: Whoever's in first with a winner is a winner, biatch! :love-smil

12-24-2004, 09:28 AM	#3
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he?d like to eat. "I?ll have some fuckin? French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin? French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don?t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don?t want the fuckin? French toast."

12-24-2004, 09:30 AM	#4
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	im an ass

12-24-2004, 09:38 AM	#6
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Can you give us a hint?

12-24-2004, 09:57 AM	#11
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	No, didn't win, but the laugh is appreciated. Going out for lunch. Back in a few..

12-24-2004, 10:04 AM	#13
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Today was Arnold Schwarzenegger's inauguration as Governor of California. Arnold was told to 'Raise your right hand and butcher the English language after me.'" __________________

12-24-2004, 10:26 AM	#14
Fatalspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy? Posts: 2,100	I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. lol __________________ Faber est quisque fortunae suae

12-24-2004, 10:43 AM	#15
HammerTime33 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Coastal NC Posts: 498	This is a hard fooker to crack... "The January 2005 issue of GQ appears on newsstands nationwide Tuesday, December 28. ... "

12-24-2004, 10:54 AM	#17
HammerTime33 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Coastal NC Posts: 498	I got the writers name , and all kinds of info, but not his 5 favorites. I am thinking about going up to the store and bribe a someone to sell me the fooker early

12-24-2004, 10:56 AM	#18
HammerTime33 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Coastal NC Posts: 498	Piss on it "The Joke Writer," by Ross Abrash, page 82 The Late Late Show's chief monologue writer, Ross Abrash, prays each day that Mike Tyson bites somebody, Billy Joel crashes his car or J.Lo gets divorced so he can turn their troubles into jokes. http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/st...2672750&EDATE= All the info I really got

12-24-2004, 02:42 PM	#20
DomBuyer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Amalfi Coast Posts: 2,595	Just proves that without Google, most of you guys are lost ;) But seriously, it's funny that something that can't be googled causes so much frustration.

12-29-2004, 08:14 AM	#21
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/409529-heres-5-jokes-kill-palpal-address-inside.html There ya go lol Paypal address is [email protected]

12-29-2004, 09:31 AM	#25
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	good works to those who got a good joke..congrats!