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Old 12-29-2004, 10:34 AM   #1
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My girlfriend is a virgin, and I was trying to fit my (apparently) gigantic cock in her yesterday afternoon. She wouldn't stop crying, and looked like she was in agonizing pain. So after more attempted cock cramming, she's really really upset, so I decided to stop. Then she was kinda pissed off at me, but that wore off after a while.

Kinda sucks

So what's the easiest way for this to be as painless as possible?
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:36 AM   #2
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:37 AM   #3
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Work her with fingers and toys for awhile and use LOTS of lube...

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Old 12-29-2004, 10:37 AM   #4
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:38 AM   #5
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:38 AM   #6
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:39 AM   #7
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:39 AM   #8
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:42 AM   #9
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:45 AM   #10
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:46 AM   #11
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:47 AM   #12
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:50 AM   #13
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:56 AM   #14
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Gag her before ramming it in. That way, you won't hear the screaming. It should stop hurting after a while, if not, drop her off at the hospital and get another girlfriend.

Oh, and she may have vaginismus, in which case you're seriously screwed.
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:59 AM   #15
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Use the "slap across the face" technique ana pull her hair a little. You may want to throw in some fish hooking too.
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Old 12-29-2004, 11:38 AM   #16
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:18 PM   #17
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:21 PM   #18
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:23 PM   #19
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My girlfriend is a virgin, and I was trying to fit my (apparently) gigantic cock in her yesterday afternoon. She wouldn't stop crying, and looked like she was in agonizing pain. So after more attempted cock cramming, she's really really upset, so I decided to stop. Then she was kinda pissed off at me, but that wore off after a while.

Kinda sucks

So what's the easiest way for this to be as painless as possible?
wow, you should be happy that your cock is so big
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:24 PM   #20
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:33 PM   #21
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P-funk taught us "If it don't fit, don't push it, put in the head and let it ease on in"
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:34 PM   #22
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thats the way to do it if you want to go to jail
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:35 PM   #23
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:38 PM   #24
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:41 PM   #25
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:48 PM   #28
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