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![]() My girlfriend is a virgin, and I was trying to fit my (apparently) gigantic cock in her yesterday afternoon. She wouldn't stop crying, and looked like she was in agonizing pain. So after more attempted cock cramming, she's really really upset, so I decided to stop. Then she was kinda pissed off at me, but that wore off after a while.
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Foreplay, lube, one finger, two finger, three finger - COCK!
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Work her with fingers and toys for awhile and use LOTS of lube...
Been there done that!
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Go down on her pussy for like an hour, finger her, get her loosened up for your gigantic cock.
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lemme borrow her for a night. shell come home and be able to take your cock, promise.
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i own tightvirginpussy.com - $500 and its yours icq
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By the wrath of Agamemnon
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Lube, finger play and lots of loving foreplay
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Shove her face in the pillow and ram it in!!
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I hate fucking virgins. It is too much work for lame pussy.
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Gag her before ramming it in. That way, you won't hear the screaming. It should stop hurting after a while, if not, drop her off at the hospital and get another girlfriend.
Oh, and she may have vaginismus, in which case you're seriously screwed.
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Use the "slap across the face" technique ana pull her hair a little. You may want to throw in some fish hooking too.
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Earn enough to buy coffee
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Fuck her in the ass instead!
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Dude astroglide and some booze and you will be fine...
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P-funk taught us "If it don't fit, don't push it, put in the head and let it ease on in"
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Pics or stfu!
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