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Elli · 01-01-2005, 03:01 PM

Does anyone really ever get beat up or bitch-slapped in Vegas? I mean by other webmasters, not by strippers. ;)

Are we really as tough as we say we are? Or can we all just say, "Hey, you're being a dick. I'm not going to actually pummel you when I see you next, but everyone knows you're a dick. Smarten up."

Ok, now it's your turn. Tell me to GFY.

Sly · 01-01-2005, 03:02 PM

I surely wouldn't mind getting beat up by Elli. Bring it on!

boner 2.0 · 01-01-2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I surely wouldn't mind getting beat up by Elli. Bring it on!

I take ticket #2 for the beating, please

slapass · 01-01-2005, 03:04 PM

Elli I have yet to let you eat ice cream in my car. We need to set that up.

Illicit · 01-01-2005, 03:04 PM

elli ... dont ever let me see you at a show... or else...

modF · 01-01-2005, 03:04 PM

I call 3.

I can only remember one time that I thought a *fight* would happen, but it didn't. Things were discussed over drinks and lunch, and it all worked out in the end.

TheFrog · 01-01-2005, 03:04 PM

i now want to smoke my own ass

Elli · 01-01-2005, 03:06 PM

I spose I could put on my leather and go Kate Beckinsale on somebody's ass if I really wanted to..

But then I'd have to charge admission. ;)

webgurl · 01-01-2005, 03:06 PM

hey elli too bad were not sharing rooms in vegas this yr LOL looks like out of our old possee only me n you will be showing up hehehe
(sorry this is kind of irrelevant to your thread title)

SleazyDream · 01-01-2005, 03:12 PM

you just want me to slap you don't you?

Elli · 01-01-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by webgurl

hey elli too bad were not sharing rooms in vegas this yr LOL looks like out of our old possee only me n you will be showing up hehehe
(sorry this is kind of irrelevant to your thread title)

Yep, so much happens in a year, eh? At least I won't be in the OLD PEOPLE bed this time.. sheesh!

webgurl · 01-01-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

At least I won't be in the OLD PEOPLE bed this time.. sheesh!

hahaha

that was pretty funny . Remember the disaster in there too ?

pornguy · 01-01-2005, 04:18 PM

Ellie, please beat the crap out of me at Cancun.

chupacabra · 01-01-2005, 04:20 PM

"anata no ketsu wa kusa da oyobi ore wa shibakariki da..!"

Drake · 01-01-2005, 04:23 PM

Sticks and stones can break my bones but words cause permanent damage.

Did you just call me a dick?

mrthumbs · 01-01-2005, 04:26 PM

The onyl incident i witnessed was something between LS and Max Hardcore..

Other then that its as peaceful as an Open Source hackers convention

Elli · 01-01-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra

"anata no ketsu wa kusa da oyobi ore wa shibakariki da..!"

Hara guzuchi o tataku na, n00b

;)

TheEbonyFelony · 01-01-2005, 04:51 PM

the people i want to bitchslap cant afford to be there

chupacabra · 01-01-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Hara guzuchi o tataku na, n00b

;)

demarinasai, baita... watashi no chinko kata..!

KRL · 01-01-2005, 05:02 PM

Fuck bitch slapping, make one call and the fucker disappears out in the desert.

pxxx · 01-01-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Fuck bitch slapping, make one call and the fucker disappears out in the desert.

That is the way of Vegas.

blazi · 01-01-2005, 05:22 PM

it's nice to see everyone getting along

Elli · 01-01-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra

demarinasai, baita... watashi no chinko kata..!

Congratulations on your hard dick. ;)

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/japanese.htm

fris · 01-01-2005, 06:17 PM

easy way to get beat up. take lots of pics of webgurl :p

baddog · 01-01-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Fuck bitch slapping, make one call and the fucker disappears out in the desert.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas . . . . or a few miles outside of town anyway.

baddog · 01-01-2005, 06:22 PM

Elli, OT, but when is good for you to fo TurboAngel's spin? I need two witnesses, and each of you shall receive a drink for your troubles.

Elli · 01-01-2005, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Elli, OT, but when is good for you to fo TurboAngel's spin? I need two witnesses, and each of you shall receive a drink for your troubles.

Hmm, I'll be in town tomorrow afternoon and I have nothing scheduled yet.

Or you can just come see me during the show and I will have a firmer schedule by then.

baddog · 01-01-2005, 08:34 PM

I don't get in until Monday . . . I presume I will see you at Sleazy's dinner. Perhaps we can do it directly after we get back from it?

sonofsam · 01-01-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Fuck bitch slapping, make one call and the fucker disappears out in the desert.

i'm not doubting the fact that you might know some patches... but i don't really think they'd appreciate you posting that pic with what you wrote lol..

pussyluver · 01-01-2005, 08:46 PM

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pussyluver · 01-01-2005, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Fuck bitch slapping, make one call and the fucker disappears out in the desert.

NV law on these is:

There must be at least three feet of earth (sand - what ever over the body) when done. The body must not be within 300 feet of a well or drainage system. Don't remember seeing any of these near Vegas anyway. Well, all that is not your problem if you're just picking up the phone and placing a to go other. Cash is the usual method of payment. For noobs, the charge is low enough, it will pass on your Visa. In rare instance PayPal works. Most pit bosses will direct you to the right party or provide a phone number. Bartenders and the Concierge can help you find discount services.

pussyluver · 01-01-2005, 08:50 PM

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ops. Sorry about that.

baddog · 01-01-2005, 08:55 PM

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as long as there are 8 of them

baddog · 01-01-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

i'm not doubting the fact that you might know some patches... but i don't really think they'd appreciate you posting that pic with what you wrote lol..

at least he did not use his affiliate ID

Probono · 01-01-2005, 08:59 PM

Elli I can bring my paddle if you want, a short or long paddling after dinner and drinks.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 01-01-2005, 09:10 PM

Your ASS is GRASS!!
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Why does this "phrase" translate into a threat of an ass kicking?

I mean, look at the words involved in this statement. It makes no sense, yet we all know what it means.

Kalifornia · 01-01-2005, 09:10 PM

Elli you are fine

Xenophage · 01-01-2005, 09:31 PM

2 Days Left

Elli · 01-01-2005, 09:52 PM

Baddog, I have the Amateurs party that night, so I'm not sure how busy I'll be getting from Sleazy's soiree to the next, but if I have the time, you got it

Your ass is grass: I thought it always implied that the person was soon to be lying six feet underground, covered by grass. That seems like a pretty serious threat to me.

Xenophage · 01-01-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Baddog, I have the Amateurs party that night, so I'm not sure how busy I'll be getting from Sleazy's soiree to the next, but if I have the time, you got it

Your ass is grass: I thought it always implied that the person was soon to be lying six feet underground, covered by grass. That seems like a pretty serious threat to me.

hmm this year sleazys party is far from the strip!

gonna be tight I bet better co ordinate

or we can get you a helicopter ride back

baddog · 01-01-2005, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Baddog, I have the Amateurs party that night, so I'm not sure how busy I'll be getting from Sleazy's soiree to the next, but if I have the time, you got it

Actually, I believe JFK wants me to go shoot something after Sleazy's party, and that might be it. Will work something out.

Elli · 01-01-2005, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

hmm this year sleazys party is far from the strip!

gonna be tight I bet better co ordinate

or we can get you a helicopter ride back

Yep I already talked to Sleazy about it. He says I'll make it to both no problem.

Lars, I sent you an icq earlier with my phone number to contact me once I get to town. Did you get it?

Xenophage · 01-01-2005, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Actually, I believe JFK wants me to go shoot something after Sleazy's party, and that might be it. Will work something out.

see ya in 2 days white cheech and where is my t3 report

brizzad · 01-01-2005, 10:05 PM

ill pay anyone who sees me in vegas $100 for every punch to my face

Xenophage · 01-01-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Yep I already talked to Sleazy about it. He says I'll make it to both no problem.

Lars, I sent you an icq earlier with my phone number to contact me once I get to town. Did you get it?

I am out of my office so I have not checked email or icq all day
send it to sean also

or emial to me so I am sure to get it

The Bootyologist · 01-01-2005, 10:09 PM

elli makes such a sexy santa

pussyluver · 01-01-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Baddog, I have the Amateurs party that night, so I'm not sure how busy I'll be getting from Sleazy's soiree to the next, but if I have the time, you got it

Your ass is grass: I thought it always implied that the person was soon to be lying six feet underground, covered by grass. That seems like a pretty serious threat to me.

That is the common expression - six feet under. The law might be three feet? I think if you bury a farm animal, the rule is 3 feet under in most states. In the end wants the difference once a person is dead. In Vegas, prolly lucky if you don't have to dig your own grave.

If you two are gonna play slap-ass. I WANT PICS!!!

baddog · 01-01-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

see ya in 2 days white cheech and where is my t3 report

yes you will, the T3 report got hung up because of some changes made to it. it is bigger and better now.

Brandon is in Vegas now, I will see if he can generate a new one now, and I will try to be able to show it to you in Vegas.

Elli · 01-01-2005, 10:29 PM

I did send it to Sean, but haven't heard back from him. So I'll email it to you guys just in case. I'm heading to the airport at 5am local time, so hopefully I get through customs this time.

Xenophage · 01-01-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

I did send it to Sean, but haven't heard back from him. So I'll email it to you guys just in case. I'm heading to the airport at 5am local time, so hopefully I get through customs this time.

yeah sean is in mexico he been ther for a few days

01-01-2005, 03:01 PM	#1
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Your ASS is GRASS!! Does anyone really ever get beat up or bitch-slapped in Vegas? I mean by other webmasters, not by strippers. ;) Are we really as tough as we say we are? Or can we all just say, "Hey, you're being a dick. I'm not going to actually pummel you when I see you next, but everyone knows you're a dick. Smarten up." Ok, now it's your turn. Tell me to GFY. __________________ email: [email protected]

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	I spose I could put on my leather and go Kate Beckinsale on somebody's ass if I really wanted to.. But then I'd have to charge admission. ;) __________________ email: [email protected] Last edited by Elli; 01-01-2005 at 03:08 PM..

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Elli, OT, but when is good for you to fo TurboAngel's spin? I need two witnesses, and each of you shall receive a drink for your troubles.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I don't get in until Monday . . . I presume I will see you at Sleazy's dinner. Perhaps we can do it directly after we get back from it?

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Hey You . . . I Know You! Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,908	Your ASS is GRASS!! -------------------------------- Why does this "phrase" translate into a threat of an ass kicking? I mean, look at the words involved in this statement. It makes no sense, yet we all know what it means.

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Baddog, I have the Amateurs party that night, so I'm not sure how busy I'll be getting from Sleazy's soiree to the next, but if I have the time, you got it Your ass is grass: I thought it always implied that the person was soon to be lying six feet underground, covered by grass. That seems like a pretty serious threat to me. __________________ email: [email protected]

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	I did send it to Sean, but haven't heard back from him. So I'll email it to you guys just in case. I'm heading to the airport at 5am local time, so hopefully I get through customs this time. __________________ email: [email protected]