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01-09-2005, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Make money a new way!
One day a man was driving down an old back road near some apple orchards when he noticed a sign in a farmers front yard that said "apples 5 bucks each" so he pulled in to see why, he asked the farmer why are your apples 5 bucks each? The farmer said they taste like peanut butter and jelly, go ahead and take a bite so the man did and to his surprise "Wow" taste like jelly, the farmer said turn it around, "Wow" peanut butter, holy shit the man say's I will be right back I need to get more money, I can make a fortune here, so the man drives off to get more money.
As the man drives down the road he noticed another sign that said "apples 20 bucks each" so he pulled in to see why, he asked the farmer why are your apples 20 bucks each? The farmer said they taste like ham and cheese, go ahead and take a bite so the man did and to his surprise "Wow" taste like honey baked ham, the farmer said turn it around, "Wow" cheese, holy shit how is this done? the man say's I will be right back I need to get more money, I can make a fortune here, so the man drives off again to get more money. As the man drives down the road, again he notices a sign that said "apples 50 bucks each" so he pulled in to see what the heck these apples could be, he asked the farmer why are your apples 50 bucks each? The farmer whispered to the man and said they taste like pussy, so the man just opened his mouth as wide as he could and took the biggest bite he could and then spit it out coughing and hacking almost pucked and said this apple tastes like shit, so the farmer smirked and grinned then said to the man, ya now turn it around! |
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01-09-2005, 07:07 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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lol....
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01-09-2005, 07:08 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2004
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that sucked
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01-09-2005, 07:10 PM
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V.I.P.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: InYour Head
Posts: 7,886
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. ...........zzzzzzzzzzzz..sombody say somthing?
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01-09-2005, 07:12 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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as soon as I saw the yellow text, I stopped reading
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01-09-2005, 07:13 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Heh Heh...that was kinda funny
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01-09-2005, 07:14 PM
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I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
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that was good
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