Question: If you're nailing a stripper and.... - GoFuckYourself.com

Icon · 01-16-2005, 10:12 PM

you bring her to your buddy's house to grab some cronic and other people are there and later that day your buddy's zippo goes missing is it fair to blame it on the stripper?

Persius · 01-16-2005, 10:13 PM

thats it..! i was expecting something really juicy!

blah a zippo!

jedi_dynasty · 01-16-2005, 10:13 PM

hell yah i was there, and there wasn't nobody else over , that stripper stole my fucking zippoo

Workshop_Willy · 01-16-2005, 10:14 PM

Strippers love zippos. When I lived in Portland I used to tip them a nice zippo now and then, and they always liked it.

Icon · 01-16-2005, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Persius

thats it..! i was expecting something really juicy!

blah a zippo!

Here's something juicy. She was into putting slightyly melted ice cubes in her vagina and then have sex. It was cool at first, but cold vagina kinda made me think about fucking dead people and it got wierd from there. Can't fuck with icebubes anymore, too close to necrophelia.......

juicy? it's the god honest truth too....

Relish XXX · 01-16-2005, 10:16 PM

I so love the honesty in that he didnt come out with "A mate of mine of nail a stripper...."

Pornwolf · 01-16-2005, 10:16 PM

I have yet to meet a stripper who doesn't smoke something.

Phoenix · 01-16-2005, 10:16 PM

it was her..get a new one

Icon · 01-16-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jedi_dynasty

hell yah i was there, and there wasn't nobody else over , that stripper stole my fucking zippoo

Jedi Die!Nasty!

Maybe they are attracted to zippos....they shine.....and they can be sparkly....

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-16-2005, 10:17 PM

this has to be a trick question..I was unaware that peoples professions made them theives..except in the case of an actual theif

better not go visit her friends.. for sure they will find our you are a pornographer and they might scream rape or child molestor

Persius · 01-16-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Icon

Here's something juicy. She was into putting slightyly melted ice cubes in her vagina and then have sex. It was cool at first, but cold vagina kinda made me think about fucking dead people and it got wierd from there. Can't fuck with icebubes anymore, too close to necrophelia.......

juicy? it's the god honest truth too....

That is kinda crazy cold pussy

jt420 · 01-16-2005, 10:18 PM

cant a stripper afford a fucking zippo

Icon · 01-16-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

it was her..get a new one

fuck!

reynold · 01-16-2005, 10:18 PM

Hahaha. Better find a stripper who doesn't smoke.

jedi_dynasty · 01-16-2005, 10:19 PM

so if a stripper is stripping for u,and when she gets completly naked askes you if u want to buy some weed........... where do u think she's keeeping it?

Wiggles · 01-16-2005, 10:20 PM

forcefully examine her to see if she stole it ;)

Icon · 01-16-2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jedi_dynasty

so if a stripper is stripping for u,and when she gets completly naked askes you if u want to buy some weed........... where do u think she's keeeping it?

In her.......hair?

BT · 01-16-2005, 10:21 PM

strippers don't steal

Phoenix · 01-16-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Icon

fuck!

to clarify i was talking about the ripper..lol

Icon · 01-16-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

to clarify i was talking about the ripper..lol

And I owe somebody a Zippo....

fl_prn_str · 01-16-2005, 10:23 PM

ya think with all those big tippers....she could afford a fucking zippo.

jedi_dynasty · 01-16-2005, 10:23 PM

i just wasn't paying for any extra....

jedi_dynasty · 01-16-2005, 10:24 PM

thanks guys, i'm getting a new zippo

Wolfy · 01-16-2005, 10:52 PM

yes.

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wes · 01-16-2005, 10:59 PM

wow, crazy strippers...

Icon · 01-16-2005, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

I so love the honesty in that he didnt come out with "A mate of mine of nail a stripper...."

xNetworx · 01-16-2005, 11:27 PM

I always blame the stripper when the room smells farted up

flashfire · 01-16-2005, 11:28 PM

whatever goes wrong..blame the stripper

BuckLover · 01-16-2005, 11:29 PM

Where are the picccccccssssssss?

Wolfy · 01-16-2005, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

I always blame the stripper when the room smells farted up

lol hahhahaha - that's so funny because a friend of mine was fuciking a stripper last night, and I gave her $12 to watch - so they were goin at it and I was so drunk I just let one rip - she gave me the funniest look I have ever seen in my life :P nyuck nyuck

jedi_dynasty · 01-16-2005, 11:40 PM

LMAO Gun shots to $12, hey did d=she have a black zippo

maja · 01-16-2005, 11:43 PM

if anything goes missing always blame the stripper... or the janitor.

Wolfy · 01-16-2005, 11:44 PM

I didn't see one :P

01-16-2005, 10:12 PM	#1
Icon Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The watercooler of life tripping balls with NPH Posts: 1,757	Question: If you're nailing a stripper and.... you bring her to your buddy's house to grab some cronic and other people are there and later that day your buddy's zippo goes missing is it fair to blame it on the stripper? __________________ Icon Professional Shark Wrestler ICQ: 214 674 095 "I see Brown people"

01-16-2005, 10:14 PM	#4
Workshop_Willy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 452	Strippers love zippos. When I lived in Portland I used to tip them a nice zippo now and then, and they always liked it. __________________ FREE Retouch - get a gratis from the best there is! Do the Mess-Around...

01-16-2005, 10:16 PM	#6
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01-16-2005, 10:16 PM	#8
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01-16-2005, 10:13 PM	#2
Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	thats it..! i was expecting something really juicy! blah a zippo!

01-16-2005, 10:13 PM	#3
jedi_dynasty Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ontario Posts: 119	hell yah i was there, and there wasn't nobody else over , that stripper stole my fucking zippoo

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C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	this has to be a trick question..I was unaware that peoples professions made them theives..except in the case of an actual theif better not go visit her friends.. for sure they will find our you are a pornographer and they might scream rape or child molestor

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jt420 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in the foothills of the mind. ICQ: 279561428 Posts: 2,479	cant a stripper afford a fucking zippo __________________ I made my fortune selling pubic wigs! New program Merkin Money coming soon!

01-16-2005, 10:18 PM	#14
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Hahaha. Better find a stripper who doesn't smoke.

01-16-2005, 10:19 PM	#15
jedi_dynasty Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ontario Posts: 119	so if a stripper is stripping for u,and when she gets completly naked askes you if u want to buy some weed........... where do u think she's keeeping it?

01-16-2005, 10:20 PM	#16
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	forcefully examine her to see if she stole it ;) __________________ no sig

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01-16-2005, 10:23 PM	#21
fl_prn_str Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,736	ya think with all those big tippers....she could afford a fucking zippo.

01-16-2005, 10:24 PM	#23
jedi_dynasty Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ontario Posts: 119	thanks guys, i'm getting a new zippo

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Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	yes. 8 characters: Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy, Nemo, Cinderella, Snow White, Little Mermaid

01-16-2005, 10:59 PM	#25
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01-16-2005, 11:27 PM	#27
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	I always blame the stripper when the room smells farted up

01-16-2005, 11:28 PM	#28
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	whatever goes wrong..blame the stripper

01-16-2005, 11:29 PM	#29
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01-16-2005, 11:40 PM	#31
jedi_dynasty Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ontario Posts: 119	LMAO Gun shots to $12, hey did d=she have a black zippo

01-16-2005, 11:43 PM	#32
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01-16-2005, 11:44 PM	#33
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	I didn't see one :P