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Old 11-14-2001, 04:40 PM   #1
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Sick humour

As posted by Joe over on the PC Board
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather
who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming
like all the passengers in his car."
Made me spill my beer

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Old 11-14-2001, 09:03 PM   #2
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now HERE is a Sykk Joke:
3 vampires walk into a bar.
First vampire says "Bartender, gimme a cup of blood"
Second vampire says "Bartender, gimme a cup of blood"
Third vampire says "Bartender, gimme a cup of hot water"
The bartender looks at the third vampire and says "Why don't you want a cup of blood like your mates here?"
The third vampire pulls out a used tampon "Tea time"



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Old 11-14-2001, 09:28 PM   #3
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fossa:
As posted by Joe over on the PC Board
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather
who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming
like all the passengers in his car."
That was originally a "Deep Thought" by Jack Handey.

SykkBoy, that's just nasty!

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Old 11-14-2001, 11:38 PM   #4
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That's not sick..

What's the hardest part about
eating a hairless pussy?

Getting the diaper back on.

or

I'll fly American Airlines anyday!
I hear they're a blast!

Now those... are sick.
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Old 11-14-2001, 11:54 PM   #5
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What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
Getting them back in the wheelchair when you're done...



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Old 11-14-2001, 11:56 PM   #6
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass.

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Old 11-15-2001, 12:18 AM   #7
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Old joke from those that lived in the big D:

"So Jackie, other than that...how did you like Dallas"?

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