So I ask the barber for a trim...[RANT] - GoFuckYourself.com

Icon · 02-05-2005, 04:25 PM

the fucker cut off my beautiful, long flowing hair! I look like a fucking 8 year old. I asked for a fucking trim and the degenerate piece of shit tells me I asked for this ridiculous haircut! I wouldn't pay him and he starts yelling at me in Italian and I yell at him in Canadian and he reaches for the straight razor at points it at me. I was ready to knock the senior citizen the fuck out but the other guy working there took the razor and told me to leave. Moral of the story? - DO NOT GET YOUR HAIR CUT BY PEOPLE WITH A POOR GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. Took me a year to grow my hair, 10 minutes for a senile sack of shit to cut it all off. FUCK!

02-05-2005, 04:27 PM

ouch....

I lost 400$ in poker, if that makes you feel any better

Icon · 02-05-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

ouch....

I lost 400$ in poker, if that makes you feel any better

a bit. I'm still trying to figure a way to glue my hair back on.

The river card fucked you over didn't it?

axelcat · 02-05-2005, 04:32 PM

thats not good

The Sultan Of Smut · 02-05-2005, 04:42 PM

Shitty dude. I just had mine cut but when I walked in to the salon and asked if there was time to get me in before close the chick took a deep breath, sighed, and said 'sure I guess so'. I should have turned around and walked out...

Sly · 02-05-2005, 04:45 PM

You yelled at him in Canadian? You guys have your own language now?

Icon · 02-05-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You yelled at him in Canadian? You guys have your own language now?

yeah, includes words like 'hoser', 'senile sack of shit', 'piece of donkey shit'

Fred Quimby · 02-05-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

ouch....

I lost 400$ in poker, if that makes you feel any better

I was playing poker with Izzz the other night

I floped an Ace high flush,,,,and that bastar caught a full boat on the river

BradM · 02-05-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Icon

yeah, includes words like 'hoser', 'senile sack of shit', 'piece of donkey shit'

I swear in Canadian all the time.
You're a fookin hoser eh! What the heck were you thinkin buddy?

BradM · 02-05-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

I was playing poker with Izzz the other night

I floped an Ace high flush,,,,and that bastar caught a full boat on the river

Yeah online poker is bullshit. I had 3 hands, 3 of a kind. The fuckers ALL caught flushes on the river. Total bullshit. No one sticks to a bet on a real table when they are hoping for a flush on the river. I mean come on who does that but a bunch of tools?

rowan · 02-05-2005, 06:44 PM

How long was your hair before the chop?

I cut off all mine in 2001... it was more than halfway down my back, I'm a tall guy so I have a long back too. Took about 10 years to grow it.

who · 02-05-2005, 06:47 PM

This thread is only partially useful without pics.

Yngwie · 02-05-2005, 06:48 PM

my hair was down to my ass till I was stupid and got a hair cut in 2003.. That won't happen again. I'm letting it grow back.. Won't take too long.

foolio · 02-05-2005, 06:49 PM

all about the supercuts baby

rowan · 02-05-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

my hair was down to my ass till I was stupid and got a hair cut in 2003.. That won't happen again. I'm letting it grow back.. Won't take too long.

How long do you think it will take? Mine probably took so long to grow because I hardly ever cut it. The reason I originally started growing it was because I couldn't afford a haircut.

Doctor Dre · 02-05-2005, 06:52 PM

Let's see pictures

Spunky · 02-05-2005, 06:52 PM

That's what you get for going to a barber shop..they only know one length....You'll get used to it Buzzby..I had hair down to my ass and finally got it chopped off 3 months ago...chicks dig it

detoxed · 02-05-2005, 06:57 PM

You didnt ask him to stop after he first started to fuck it up?

pubenemy · 02-05-2005, 07:00 PM

Oh no! One less mullet in the world!

j/k Shoulda got a flowbee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icon

the fucker cut off my beautiful, long flowing hair! I look like a fucking 8 year old. I asked for a fucking trim and the degenerate piece of shit tells me I asked for this ridiculous haircut! I wouldn't pay him and he starts yelling at me in Italian and I yell at him in Canadian and he reaches for the straight razor at points it at me. I was ready to knock the senior citizen the fuck out but the other guy working there took the razor and told me to leave. Moral of the story? - DO NOT GET YOUR HAIR CUT BY PEOPLE WITH A POOR GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. Took me a year to grow my hair, 10 minutes for a senile sack of shit to cut it all off. FUCK!

jeffrey · 02-05-2005, 07:06 PM

lol, cheap fucker.
Thats what you get for going to a barber shop.

I go to one of the fancy places and pay 45 bucks to get my hair cut, but ya know, I always like how it comes out, and the same girl has been doing it forever, so she knows how I like it.

Icon · 02-05-2005, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pubenemy

Oh no! One less mullet in the world!

j/k Shoulda got a flowbee

Actually it was more like Joey Lawrence from Blossom - Whoa!

Icon · 02-05-2005, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jeffrey

lol, cheap fucker.
Thats what you get for going to a barber shop.

I go to one of the fancy places and pay 45 bucks to get my hair cut, but ya know, I always like how it comes out, and the same girl has been doing it forever, so she knows how I like it.

i think you're on to something Jeff.
for all the money I saved not getting haircuts for a year...I could have at least.....hindsight eats balls.

02-05-2005, 04:25 PM	#1
Icon Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The watercooler of life tripping balls with NPH Posts: 1,757	So I ask the barber for a trim...[RANT] the fucker cut off my beautiful, long flowing hair! I look like a fucking 8 year old. I asked for a fucking trim and the degenerate piece of shit tells me I asked for this ridiculous haircut! I wouldn't pay him and he starts yelling at me in Italian and I yell at him in Canadian and he reaches for the straight razor at points it at me. I was ready to knock the senior citizen the fuck out but the other guy working there took the razor and told me to leave. Moral of the story? - DO NOT GET YOUR HAIR CUT BY PEOPLE WITH A POOR GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. Took me a year to grow my hair, 10 minutes for a senile sack of shit to cut it all off. FUCK! __________________ Icon Professional Shark Wrestler ICQ: 214 674 095 "I see Brown people"

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	That's what you get for going to a barber shop..they only know one length....You'll get used to it Buzzby..I had hair down to my ass and finally got it chopped off 3 months ago...chicks dig it __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

02-05-2005, 07:06 PM	#20
jeffrey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alberta Posts: 1,864	lol, cheap fucker. Thats what you get for going to a barber shop. I go to one of the fancy places and pay 45 bucks to get my hair cut, but ya know, I always like how it comes out, and the same girl has been doing it forever, so she knows how I like it. __________________ Coming Soon!

02-05-2005, 04:27 PM	#2
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	ouch.... I lost 400$ in poker, if that makes you feel any better

02-05-2005, 04:32 PM	#4
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	thats not good

02-05-2005, 04:42 PM	#5
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	Shitty dude. I just had mine cut but when I walked in to the salon and asked if there was time to get me in before close the chick took a deep breath, sighed, and said 'sure I guess so'. I should have turned around and walked out...

02-05-2005, 06:44 PM	#11
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	How long was your hair before the chop? I cut off all mine in 2001... it was more than halfway down my back, I'm a tall guy so I have a long back too. Took about 10 years to grow it.

02-05-2005, 06:47 PM	#12
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	This thread is only partially useful without pics.

02-05-2005, 06:48 PM	#13
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	my hair was down to my ass till I was stupid and got a hair cut in 2003.. That won't happen again. I'm letting it grow back.. Won't take too long.

02-05-2005, 06:57 PM	#18
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	You didnt ask him to stop after he first started to fuck it up?