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Fake Nick · 02-26-2005, 08:47 AM

you're fired! !!

TurboAngel · 02-26-2005, 08:48 AM

LMFAO!

Doctor Dre · 02-26-2005, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-DonMike

C'mon Steve,

Nothing is unfixable. Take yourself out to dinner, promise to be a better worker for yoursef, then yourself should give you a raise for being so dedicated as to better you, then tell yourself that you have feelings for yourself and that it will make it difficult to be around you without expressing your true love, then have mad, passionate love with yourself but then feel dirty about it in the morning, then threaten to tell everyone about you and yourself so that yourself will have to give you a few extra weeks off and maybe a new car to keep you quiet.

I really need to get out more.

He's not talking about himself ... he's talking about tawnee .

Sexy-Girl · 02-26-2005, 08:55 AM

Take a trip to the Bahamas!

Drake · 02-26-2005, 08:59 AM

Well I didn't want to break the bad news to you. I'm glad that you were able to tell it to yourself. You know, it didn't have to be this way.

reynold · 02-27-2005, 11:16 PM

You need to resign.

Icon · 02-27-2005, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I've really had it with me! I'm not a great worker, I come in late and I leave early. I party on weeknights, and show up to work hung over. Every time I call in sick, I know I'm lying. I set my own hours and take a lot of time off. I don't feel like I have to answer to me.

Lately, the demands I've been making of myself seem excessive, and I've developed a shitty attitude. I act like a primadonna.

I'm not going to put up with me anymore.

To put it bluntly, I'm fired.

Steve Lightspeed

Tanker told me you were one of the most straight up honest guys in the biz, but I had no idea.

nice!

Lev · 02-27-2005, 11:21 PM

I wanted to fire myself a long time ago

OG LennyT · 02-27-2005, 11:38 PM

I hope you used up that vacation and sick pay you've been accumulating

Sparks · 02-27-2005, 11:56 PM

Lol, one of the best perks about being your own boss

MikeB · 02-28-2005, 12:03 AM

Steve,

While you are looking for work, you should post some resumes here:

http://jobs4adult.com

Perhaps you can get a nice DJ or Bartending job

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 03-01-2005, 03:09 PM

Yeah, you made a good choice. I hear he's a total jackass in person.

FrankWhite · 03-01-2005, 03:18 PM

fake drama alert.

wtfent · 03-01-2005, 03:23 PM

Can I be Steve for a day?

wtfent · 03-01-2005, 03:24 PM

And that better be a good day. Like the day of a photo shoot or something, not tax day.

fl_prn_str · 03-01-2005, 03:34 PM

the "donald" does it way better...............

tranza · 03-01-2005, 03:37 PM

Can I have your job???

Please?

V_RocKs · 03-01-2005, 03:46 PM

Maybe you should take yourself to dinner and then swing by the video store and get one of those XXX titles... Lay out some flower petals and light some candles... Warm a towel and get some lotion... Pay some extra attention to your wiggly parts... You know... Pamper yourself...

Just watch out though.. No need to have a sexual harrasment lawsuit.

willysbirthday · 03-01-2005, 04:13 PM

Steve is a lucky man to have so many people kissing his ass for seemingly no reason.

Tawney Stone is hot... I'd kiss her ass

MrFierce · 03-01-2005, 04:23 PM

steve, we all recognize the strain you have been under, shooting the youngest sexiest chicks on earth, travelling to exotic destinations to support the roadshow, drinking and carousing night after night with nubile sweet tender young things. Dammit Man quit being such a damn crybaby! Be a man and face up to your responsibilities. We know its a hard job but some one HAS to do this for humanity. Just think about all those poor fat slobs who will never get any closer to Tawny, Tori and all the other girls than their patheticly small screens. Think about all the girls that would suddenly have to work to support their college tuitions and hello Kitty collections, you dont really want those girls to be stuck working in McDonalds do you ? Dammit Man there comes a time where you have to be the man and face the difficult challenges. You're the man you can do it !!

SteveLightspeed · 12-06-2005, 09:17 PM

bump for no reason

reynold · 12-07-2005, 02:52 AM

Looks like your sick and tired of fucking all of your LS models steve.

j/k

reed_4 · 12-07-2005, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

bump for no reason

I second that for no reason at all too.

Marshal · 12-07-2005, 07:11 AM

is there place for me? :D

LadyMischief · 12-07-2005, 07:34 AM

Hire me instead :P

02-26-2005, 08:47 AM	#51
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03-01-2005, 04:13 PM	#69
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03-01-2005, 04:23 PM	#70
MrFierce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 134	steve, we all recognize the strain you have been under, shooting the youngest sexiest chicks on earth, travelling to exotic destinations to support the roadshow, drinking and carousing night after night with nubile sweet tender young things. Dammit Man quit being such a damn crybaby! Be a man and face up to your responsibilities. We know its a hard job but some one HAS to do this for humanity. Just think about all those poor fat slobs who will never get any closer to Tawny, Tori and all the other girls than their patheticly small screens. Think about all the girls that would suddenly have to work to support their college tuitions and hello Kitty collections, you dont really want those girls to be stuck working in McDonalds do you ? Dammit Man there comes a time where you have to be the man and face the difficult challenges. You're the man you can do it !!

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