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03-02-2005, 08:07 AM
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Formerly known as DH! :)
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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You Might Be A Redneck If......
Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
You have jacked up your home to look for a dog. You have a relative living in your garage. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode. None of the tires on your van are the same size. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it. Your local beauty salon also fixes cars. Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet. You've slow danced in the Waffle House. Starting your car involves popping the hood. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays. You whistle at women in church. You actually wear shoes your dog brought home. You've been in a fist fight at a yard sale. You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the back LOL! DH
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03-02-2005, 08:08 AM
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Fucked if I know
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Waitaminute.....
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03-02-2005, 08:09 AM
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H.B.I.C.
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03-02-2005, 08:11 AM
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the last one sounds like a good idea
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03-02-2005, 08:44 AM
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Bon temps!
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Location: down yonder
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My all-time favorite one is
"If your family tree doesn't fork" |
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03-02-2005, 08:53 AM
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Quote:
I hadn't heard that one before. |
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03-02-2005, 08:56 AM
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Outside looking in.
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03-02-2005, 09:02 AM
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03-02-2005, 09:09 AM
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Outside looking in.
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03-02-2005, 09:10 AM
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you may also be a redneck if those pics look familiar to you ;)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/redneckhumor.html |
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03-02-2005, 09:13 AM
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Outside looking in.
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After the birthday party you can take the cans from the cake above and make a windchime http://www.jokeornot.com/gallery/redneck.jpg
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03-02-2005, 10:37 AM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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"Well, knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
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03-02-2005, 10:41 AM
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... If you just now got this this in your email.
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