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Where the FUCK is MY shirt ????!!!!???
I got my first 100 points like 3 months ago now and the first thing I did was order a GO FUCK YOURSELF T-shirt
it's still not here - and even though you guys might like the thought of me sitting around my house naked - I might just need it for when I eventually do decide to go outside (once a year) So send me a shirt - everyone else has sent me shirts - damnit - one board has sent me two t shirts they had made especially for me and I don't even post nude pics there!!! lol So send me a shirt - actyally you know what? a baby t or a singlet style would be nice (don't wanna cover up too much lol) I'm only 5'2" so make sure it's a small one - but with lots of chest room so it'll still fit whdn i finally get round to getting my implants sometime after vegas ! oh yeah and I want it sent by global priority and I want it for xmas so i can wear it on the plane and thru customs when i get to the states YEAH! oh yeah and I want a xmas card sent with it to - with a personal apology for making me freeze my ass of here with no shirt and i'd also like the keys to Lens' car -that would be a nice present too! while you're at it a cheque for a million smakaroos wouldn't go astray and anything else you have laying around there you don't need... anyone else wanna put an order in???!! ![]() <a href="http://www.sexcontents.com"> ![]() |
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![]() ------------------ Bora Diker Contact Icq : 2044000 No bullshit, no shaving, no funny payout structure, no funny small print, make huge amount of money with Dialoff.Com : Since Aug. 2000 |
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T-shirt's??? We are out of those... But I can get you a swift kick in the ass... I will save that a deliver it in Vegas!
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I'd let you have one of mine but I don't think they'd fit ya, my tits are bigger and might I add they are REAL!!
I have a few of them.. and a few of the sweatshirts...... I wear one everyday...... IN PUBLIC and all. I know a ton of people have them, but I bet ya not alot have the balls to wear them everywhere they go....... rotfl ------------------ Decide for your fucking self! ProudMember of Boneprone-4-Life [This message has been edited by Tam (edited 12-13-2001).] |
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Boy, I sure do like my new sweatshirt and t-shirt.
![]() Since Kitty is getting the keys to Lensman's car, I figure I do not need to rent a car in Vegas. Are we gonna hire a Chauffeur so we can have fun in the back seat Kitty? |
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sorry kittykat, they only send shirts to big RUDE Ugly fat guys like me.
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Only if we both bring our cameras !!! ![]() Redeyes - a kick in the ass?? I'd rather have a big dick in my ass !!! ![]() |
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Sorry I can't help you with that... I am not in the BIG catagory... I am in the HUGE catagory.
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THAT ain't no shit, fucker sent me pics and it took me 20 minutes to download just 3 pics on a dsl. Compression didn't even work on that puppy......... or should I say mule? Hmm......... but jesus christ!!!!!
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DAMMIT!!! Lightning wasn't suppose to send you those pictures! I really have to stop being talked into these photo shoots with all the girls in Vegas!
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*drool*
:p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [This message has been edited by kittykat69 (edited 12-13-2001).] |
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Well I don't know about any her........ all I seen was dick...... EVERYWHERE......... I can kinda deal with a little pain during sex, but not being ripped in half.. YOU stay away from me. LMAO
Tam ------------------ Decide for your fucking self! ProudMember of Boneprone-4-Life |
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My Tits are also real.
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Boneprone, guess I'll know next week about yours, no? GOD I can't wait.
![]() Tam ------------------ Decide for your fucking self! ProudMember of Boneprone-4-Life |
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And sad to say, yes boneprone does actually have tits. You know Bitch Tits just like Meatloaf in Fight Club.
KittyKat... Keep that cummin that stuff is great lube! Tam... I guess I will just have to take you off the VIP list... You know Very Important Pussy! |
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BTW - see you at the show - I'm bringing 20 ppl - how many you gonna bring? |
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My pussy IS very important, that's exactly why I don't want it all stretched out of shape baby. I am all old and shit but you still can't drive a volkswagon up there, and 'd like to keep it that way. YOU scare me!!!
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It is a good quality. Fear keeps most of the women away. Lets me narrow it down to only the privilaged few.
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Hmm, think of it this way... A pussy is like any other muscle. The more you work it, the stronger and tighter it gets.
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Well you just go "privilege" all the women you want, I want all my shit in tact after sex, not walking all fucked up for a week afterwards. Screw all that. You have one of those in one end out the other type toys there babe. LOL
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only a man would say that! If that was true - then I wouldn't be able to fit a toothpick in my cunt after all the vids I've done! ![]() |
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Kegal excercises........... keeps that fucker all nice and tight and he loves it when I do it at certain times. So YES it does keep it tight... with the RIGHT workout!!
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and work in and work out and work in and work out...........
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I'm not saying it doesn't make you tight - it's just that there has to be some cut off point - like just HOW tight can a pussy get??
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How tight can a pussy get? Is that a trick question?
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OK .... there is only ONE true way we can settle this ...
Both TAM and KITTY have to scan their pussies and post it here !! ![]() ------------------ ![]() The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples |
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Great suggestion
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you are a sexually deprived old lady, arent you? =-) |
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Kitty !!!!!!!! Enough scanner 4play !!
5 mins is long up !!! ![]() Hehehehe ... I was just thinking ... one of those cheap little portable handheld scanners would make this interesting ... ![]() ------------------ ![]() The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 12-13-2001).] |
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Okay here you go:
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Hahahaha
You gotta luv an EXIBITIONIST with cute little chewy bits ! ![]() -=HUNGRYMAN APPROVED=- indeed !! ------------------ ![]() The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples |
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It is a good quality. Fear keeps most of the women away. Lets me narrow it down to only the privilaged few.
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