Woman Impaled In Tub For 6 Hours, She is 92 - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 03-05-2005, 02:30 PM

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A 92-year-old Harlem woman who fell in her bathtub became impaled on the cold water tap and screamed for help for more than six hours before she was rescued, the fire department said.
After falling on Wednesday, Thelma Riley banged on walls and shouted for help for hours, said Lt. James McCluskey. "The neighbors at first thought it was a plumber," he said.

Neighbors finally used a key to get into the apartment, finding Riley with the four-pronged knob stuck in her lower back, the Daily News reported.

Firefighters cut the metal tap with bolt cutters and took her to Harlem Hospital where it was removed. "It was in there pretty good," McCluskey said.

Riley was resting at the Harlem Hospital on Thursday.

Rorschach · 03-05-2005, 02:31 PM

excellent

Google Expert · 03-05-2005, 02:32 PM

What exactly does "stuck in her lower back" mean?

websiex · 03-05-2005, 02:32 PM

Wasn't the US government behind it?

DarkJedi · 03-05-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cylon

What exactly does "stuck in her lower back" mean?

It's a nice way of saying it went in one of her orifices.

Manowar · 03-05-2005, 02:36 PM

she got assraped by the tap rofl.

Google Expert · 03-05-2005, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

It's a nice way of saying it went in one of her orifices.

Which one?

Martin · 03-05-2005, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach

excellent

Dude lose that sig...
What's wrong with you?

DarkJedi · 03-05-2005, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cylon

Which one?

Why do you insist on explicity?

Wiggles · 03-05-2005, 04:31 PM

thats a sad thing to happen to someone that is that old

thefool · 03-05-2005, 04:39 PM

at college the shower knob was long and you pull it up to turn on the water. the shower stall was narrow, and theres a small bench in the back that you can put your foot on, when shaving your legs. It never failed, you'd always hear (or be the one) to yelp "WOAH!" lol Never was IMPALED, but a lil shocked with a cold metal handle every now & then... lol

Icon · 03-05-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

excellent

sonofsam · 03-05-2005, 04:43 PM

"i'm falling.... im falling and i cant get up"

tungsten · 03-05-2005, 05:42 PM

four-pronged knob stuck in her lower back.. shit

Pornwolf · 03-05-2005, 06:59 PM

That's not a good thing. Ouch!

RRRED · 03-05-2005, 07:13 PM

that is so sad to be that old and alone and get hurt like that

pornguy · 03-05-2005, 07:14 PM

It is amazing at how well some old people hold up with an injury like that.

smack · 03-05-2005, 07:25 PM

that had to fucking hurt. goddamn.

i saw one of those emergency room shows a while back. well, some guy had slipped and fallen in his tub, and his soap holder had sliced into him. it went up his back and basically flayed him. he had a huge flap of skin hanging off. it was gross.

Spunky · 03-05-2005, 07:26 PM

Poor old woman..that must have been horrible

reynold · 03-07-2005, 12:21 AM

Interesting article.

hydro · 03-07-2005, 02:19 AM

when i get old im going to get one of those life alert things

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Woman Impaled In Tub For 6 Hours, She is 92 NEW YORK (Reuters) - A 92-year-old Harlem woman who fell in her bathtub became impaled on the cold water tap and screamed for help for more than six hours before she was rescued, the fire department said. After falling on Wednesday, Thelma Riley banged on walls and shouted for help for hours, said Lt. James McCluskey. "The neighbors at first thought it was a plumber," he said. Neighbors finally used a key to get into the apartment, finding Riley with the four-pronged knob stuck in her lower back, the Daily News reported. Firefighters cut the metal tap with bolt cutters and took her to Harlem Hospital where it was removed. "It was in there pretty good," McCluskey said. Riley was resting at the Harlem Hospital on Thursday.

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thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	at college the shower knob was long and you pull it up to turn on the water. the shower stall was narrow, and theres a small bench in the back that you can put your foot on, when shaving your legs. It never failed, you'd always hear (or be the one) to yelp "WOAH!" lol Never was IMPALED, but a lil shocked with a cold metal handle every now & then... lol __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join! Last edited by thefool; 03-05-2005 at 04:40 PM.. Reason: vicodin does not = spell check

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